Comments by CandymanOfProvidence (page 3)

Even odds that skibum is on the receiving end of horsecock

We interrupt this thread to bring you caca

What's that, sonny? Sorry I wasn't holding my ear trumpet while I was daydreaming about Mae West!

Captain Jack Sparrow should tell Amber that a bed is not a poopdeck!

After this, will there be a market for Teflon-coated bed sheets etc.? Or maybe a robotic vacuum with an arm that can can automatically pick up caca?

What happens if Cacaplop shows up and his tummy starts to bubble?

Does she want employment as the mascot for ShitterWeb?

Stars? I don't need no stinkin' stars! Just point me to the nearest toilet after bean burritos, hot sauce and beer. I'll demonstrate a nuclear reaction!

^mashup (She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas (She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head

A house is not an investment. It is a place where you find stability to eat, sleep, relax and poop in peace.

When the library runs out of TP, does SJG use PB?

They may reject based on reputation of making caca, or they may approach for same!

Appropriate for a stripper? We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance

Not my profession, but my contribution to society: Who let the dogs out?

From the sounds of it, she would be the best candidate to dance for Cacaplop!

Mack, CrazyJoe and Dixie: when are we going to start ShitterWeb?

Countryman, You left out the second most important thing learned from him - people can hang in the library all day using their computers for adult entertainment related sites!

While driving over the weekend I had some inspiration for more songs from different decades. Hope you enjoy! Goody Two Shows - Adam Ant Unbelievable - EMF Paralyzer - Finger Eleven Bulletproof - La Roux

I came because someone said "Candyman of Providence" into their webcam 5 times. Upon apparition, I immediately pooped on their lap.

<img src="https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/86222275/skibum609-is-the-biggest-masshole.jpg" alt="skibum609 is the biggest masshole"/>

<img src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cw_DqNcCE1U/UdT3M5rigSI/AAAAAAAAB3M/YgwfqNU7rlA/s1389/caca+celebration.jpg" alt="Lady Caca Artpop"/> It should be Artpoop.

No caca today. Don't people to mistake droppings for chocolate eggs!

@nicespice honored that you liked a few of mine The Devil Went Down to Georgia and Cannonball were good suggestions

SJG when putting them into restraints <img src="https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/willem-dafoe-smile-gif-1.gif" alt="willem dafoe insane"/>

nicespice, did you select any of the songs? off the top of my head I tried to give a little variety, and a couple are/were overplayed and cheesy but still fun.