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2 years ago
Even odds that skibum is on the receiving end of horsecock
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2 years ago
We interrupt this thread to bring you caca
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What's that, sonny? Sorry I wasn't holding my ear trumpet while I was daydreaming about Mae West!
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2 years ago
Captain Jack Sparrow should tell Amber that a bed is not a poopdeck!
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2 years ago
After this, will there be a market for Teflon-coated bed sheets etc.? Or maybe a robotic vacuum with an arm that can can automatically pick up caca?
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2 years ago
What happens if Cacaplop shows up and his tummy starts to bubble?
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2 years ago
Does she want employment as the mascot for ShitterWeb?
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2 years ago
Stars? I don't need no stinkin' stars!
Just point me to the nearest toilet after bean burritos, hot sauce and beer. I'll demonstrate a nuclear reaction!
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2 years ago
^mashup
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head
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2 years ago
A house is not an investment.
It is a place where you find stability to eat, sleep, relax and poop in peace.
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2 years ago
When the library runs out of TP, does SJG use PB?
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2 years ago
They may reject based on reputation of making caca,
or they may approach for same!
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2 years ago
Appropriate for a stripper?
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
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2 years ago
Not my profession, but my contribution to society:
Who let the dogs out?
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2 years ago
From the sounds of it, she would be the best candidate to dance for Cacaplop!
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2 years ago
Mack, CrazyJoe and Dixie:
when are we going to start ShitterWeb?
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2 years ago
Countryman,
You left out the second most important thing learned from him - people can hang in the library all day using their computers for adult entertainment related sites!
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2 years ago
While driving over the weekend I had some inspiration for more songs from different decades. Hope you enjoy!
Goody Two Shows - Adam Ant
Unbelievable - EMF
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
Bulletproof - La Roux
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2 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
I came because someone said "Candyman of Providence" into their webcam 5 times.
Upon apparition, I immediately pooped on their lap.
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2 years ago
<img src="https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/86222275/skibum609-is-the-biggest-masshole.jpg" alt="skibum609 is the biggest masshole"/>
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2 years ago
<img src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cw_DqNcCE1U/UdT3M5rigSI/AAAAAAAAB3M/YgwfqNU7rlA/s1389/caca+celebration.jpg" alt="Lady Caca Artpop"/>
It should be Artpoop.
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2 years ago
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CandymanOfProvidenceI am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
No caca today.
Don't people to mistake droppings for chocolate eggs!
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2 years ago
@nicespice
honored that you liked a few of mine
The Devil Went Down to Georgia and Cannonball were good suggestions
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2 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
SJG when putting them into restraints
<img src="https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/willem-dafoe-smile-gif-1.gif" alt="willem dafoe insane"/>
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2 years ago
nicespice,
did you select any of the songs? off the top of my head I tried to give a little variety, and a couple are/were overplayed and cheesy but still fun.