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5 years ago

Who will get verified first? rickthelion or san_jose_guy?

Title says it all....

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6 years ago

I think I’m leaving too

99% of the time the conversations are filled with arrogant one sided political arguments. Both sides are guilty. It’s not what I came here for. I developed a habit of checking this board whenever...

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6 years ago

Are you intentionally vague on here?

I don’t like being very specific in here wrt thugs like which clubs I go to, or if I’m gonna post a story I usually wait a while. I wouldn’t be in trouble if...

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6 years ago

How do you know you’re becoming a RIL before it’s too late?

I feel like I’m not there yet but I’m in danger. I look forward to clubbing specially because I’ll get to see her. I get dances from other girls but I’m always trying not...

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6 years ago

Dancers with whom mileage increases at no corresponding price increase as the re

Subject line is from the pet peeves thread. @DTS mentioned it as something awesome, and I agree. I have this situation going on at a club I’ve been to several times. A girl who...

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6 years ago

She had fishnets and I had buttons

What do you do about this? I rolled up my sleeves, but that only took care of part of the problem....

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6 years ago

The way you squeeze my lemon...

I want my CF to squeeze me 'till the juice runs down my leg. Is this possible ITC, or would I get arrested?...

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6 years ago

Last night I got dances with a new girl. She was fun, but it’s not like we got to know each other a ton or anything. Then she grabs my phone and puts her...

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6 years ago

[Circle Jerk Room] I don’t go to clubs anymore

Since I haven’t been to any clubs I can’t write any reviews. I also don’t have anything strip club related to say. But I still wish I knew what was going on in VIP....

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6 years ago

Make this update today or I quit. Ok. @flounder

Why can’t we use ascii art? I googled how to spell strippers with ascii art but then it comes out looking like this. 3 Hours Ago _________ __ .__ ._. / _____// |________|__|_____ ______ ___________...

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6 years ago

The day that the [VIP] died

What happened?...

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6 years ago

But that breath tho

New girl was looking hot on stage. Her moves weren’t super smooth, but her body was. She came over to chat and I realized she wasn’t as pretty as I thought. That’s ok because...

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6 years ago

[VIP] VIP vs VIP vs VIP

One time a girl asked me buy a VIP room for like $400 or something. I just wanted lapdances, so we went to the VIP room for a couple songs. I think it’s confusing...

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6 years ago

How often do you get tested and have the results ever been positive?

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6 years ago

VIP expectations for the uninitiated?

What does the average (non TUSCL) PL think the first time a dancer tries to upsell him to VIP? My thoughts were “that’s a hell of a lot of money just for a longer...

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6 years ago

Signs and signals

I’m sure many of us have had a girl use their manager as an excuse to get away from you. It has happened to me when I was on the fence about getting dances...

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6 years ago

I keep trying to put certain users on ignore, but you losers all keep talking to

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6 years ago

The shy girl act

I’ve met a few girls who are shy in their approach but then when they go up on stage they really come out of their cocoon. Is the shyness just part of their hustle,...

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6 years ago

Risky click of the day

Y’all are constantly sharing links from random ass websites with urls that seem pretty questionable. I frequently miss out on what’s going on because I’m not about to click on that shit. Am I...

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6 years ago

I once heard a story about a dancer who spread her lips so the PL would leave wi

It reminds me of what happened to me on maybe my 3rd ever lap dance. I was unaware of what all went on at these places so I was very surprised when the dancer...

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6 years ago

To bidet or not bidet

I have 2 family members and 1 friend who installed bidet attachments on their toilets. I’m afraid to try them out in this weather since they just pull water from the cold line. Anyone...

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6 years ago

What do you do when you can’t cum in your pants?

We all know the joys of jizzing inside of our pants, but what about when your dick comes out? Do you just go to town and paint the couch white or are you a...

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6 years ago

Since all clubs have mirrors and most clubs have a VIP Room sign I frequently get the opportunity to see a VIP sign in a mirror. It always makes me chuckle since in some...

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6 years ago

Destroying the SC shitter

How often do people actually take a crap at the club? I think I would just go home if I had to go that bad. I don’t feel super fresh after taking care of...

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6 years ago

I declare this to be a failure

My life. My life is a failure. I have nothing better to do than go online and debate whether lingerie or bikinis are better. And I still don’t even know which way to point...

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6 years ago

Talking football with the girls

How many of you attempt this? How often is it successful?...

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6 years ago

One girl frequently suggests things we can do OTC but they seem more like things you would do with a friend, not a potential client. A while back I agreed to hang out after...

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6 years ago

Do I even like strip clubs?

I don’t really get all that excited seeing the girls get naked on stage, and I don’t really get all that excited during 90% of the dances I get. I like hanging with the...

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6 years ago

Lonely businessmen wanking in the mensroom?

Flagooner made a joke about heading to the airplane lavatory to whack it. Got me thinking about a time at work where I was about 60% sure the guy in the stall next to...

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6 years ago

What’s the appropriate response to the L word

I’ve had a few favorites say they love me. I know it’s not real, so I just change the subject. Maybe it would be better to accept it as a compliment and then smoothly guide...

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6 years ago

Rate this review: real or fake?

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=345442...

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6 years ago

How strict are we with publishing reviews?

I feel like rejecting a lot of reviews, but am I expecting too much? There seem to be a lot with good specific detail, but only covering 1/4 of what is mentioned in the...

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6 years ago

I think I noticed another change. Please confirm

When you make a comment and hit back it goes back to the main room instead of the page where you wrote your comment. If I’m right there won’t be any more accidental double...

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6 years ago

She sure knows how to make a guy feel special

One girl had an interesting approach. She told me that all the guys there were pathetic and she came to talk to me so she wouldn’t have to get raped by any of these...

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6 years ago

Founder wants this room to be like the front room of a strip club, but to me it’

Title says it all...

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6 years ago

“We don’t like him”

There was a guy standing by the bar talking to one of the girls. I don’t remember exactly what he did that got my attention, but I noticed that he was being a little...

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6 years ago

Do dancers care if you’re married?

Someone mentioned that dancers would go broke without their married customers. I suspect this is true, but last night I met a dancer that really seemed to prefer that I’m single. We talked about...

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6 years ago

Do the girls work together?

One time I got a dance from a girl who thought I smelled great and asked all about what I was wearing. Then later in the same visit a different girl I was talking...

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6 years ago

Got my first air dance

Met a cute and funny girl who said she has 2 dance prices “depending on how many rules you want to break.” I asked what that meant and it turned out to just be...

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6 years ago

The secret handshake

From reading this board I would think that it’s extremely common for a dancer to indroduce herself with some OTP dick play. That has never happened to me. What’s the secret password to get...

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6 years ago

When you know you’re not interested before she even says hi

When a girl asks for a dance it works to say you just want to watch the stage for a minute or that you aren’t in the mood yet, but what do you say...

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6 years ago

How can dance prices vary so much? Are the cheap dances still good?

Most places I’ve been have had dances for $20-$40 but I’ve heard here that $5 dances are common in some places. Then I just read that I’m SF the going rate for a full...

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6 years ago

I can’t believe nobody’s tipping this girl

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/gMMvY4B...

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6 years ago

Ignore count on profile

Imagine if the number of people ignoring a user showed up on their profile right under their trust count. Having comments of why they’re being ignored would make it even better. ...

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6 years ago

The real reason god kicked Adam and Eve our of the garden of eden

God told Adam that he and Eve could do pretty much anything they want as long as Eve doesn’t go swimming during “that time of the month”. God comes back a few days later...

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6 years ago

How to get those bills on stage

I enjoy doing some semi-generous stage tipping when I want to make a dancer feel special (usually my CF, but could be a new girl that I’m having fun with). In my state we...

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