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Title says it all.
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99% of the time the conversations are filled with arrogant one sided political arguments. Both sides are guilty. It’s not what I came here for. I developed a habit of checking this board whenever I had even a second of…
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I don’t like being very specific in here wrt thugs like which clubs I go to, or if I’m gonna post a story I usually wait a while. I wouldn’t be in trouble if anyone in my real life figured…
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I feel like I’m not there yet but I’m in danger. I look forward to clubbing specially because I’ll get to see her. I get dances from other girls but I’m always trying not to run out of money before…
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Subject line is from the pet peeves thread. @DTS mentioned it as something awesome, and I agree. I have this situation going on at a club I’ve been to several times. A girl who I will usually only do 1…
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What do you do about this? I rolled up my sleeves, but that only took care of part of the problem.
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I want my CF to squeeze me 'till the juice runs down my leg. Is this possible ITC, or would I get arrested?
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Last night I got dances with a new girl. She was fun, but it’s not like we got to know each other a ton or anything. Then she grabs my phone and puts her email address in it. I’m thinking…
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Since I haven’t been to any clubs I can’t write any reviews. I also don’t have anything strip club related to say. But I still wish I knew what was going on in VIP. Can someone do me a favor…
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Why can’t we use ascii art? I googled how to spell strippers with ascii art but then it comes out looking like this. 3 Hours Ago _________ __ .__ ._. / _____// |________|__|_____ ______ ___________ _____| | \_____ \\ __\_ __…
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What happened?
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New girl was looking hot on stage. Her moves weren’t super smooth, but her body was. She came over to chat and I realized she wasn’t as pretty as I thought. That’s ok because she was very friendly and engaging.…
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One time a girl asked me buy a VIP room for like $400 or something. I just wanted lapdances, so we went to the VIP room for a couple songs. I think it’s confusing that they call both the LD…
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Tell me.
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What does the average (non TUSCL) PL think the first time a dancer tries to upsell him to VIP? My thoughts were “that’s a hell of a lot of money just for a longer two way full contact topless dance.…
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I’m sure many of us have had a girl use their manager as an excuse to get away from you. It has happened to me when I was on the fence about getting dances and let the conversation go on…
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Ok?
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I’ve met a few girls who are shy in their approach but then when they go up on stage they really come out of their cocoon. Is the shyness just part of their hustle, or are they just better at…
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Y’all are constantly sharing links from random ass websites with urls that seem pretty questionable. I frequently miss out on what’s going on because I’m not about to click on that shit. Am I being a pussy?
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It reminds me of what happened to me on maybe my 3rd ever lap dance. I was unaware of what all went on at these places so I was very surprised when the dancer stood up, turned around, bent over,…
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I have 2 family members and 1 friend who installed bidet attachments on their toilets. I’m afraid to try them out in this weather since they just pull water from the cold line. Anyone have experience?
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We all know the joys of jizzing inside of our pants, but what about when your dick comes out? Do you just go to town and paint the couch white or are you a little more careful about where you…
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Since all clubs have mirrors and most clubs have a VIP Room sign I frequently get the opportunity to see a VIP sign in a mirror. It always makes me chuckle since in some cases that would actually be a…
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How often do people actually take a crap at the club? I think I would just go home if I had to go that bad. I don’t feel super fresh after taking care of business, and usually prefer to have…
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My life. My life is a failure. I have nothing better to do than go online and debate whether lingerie or bikinis are better. And I still don’t even know which way to point my boner during a lap dance.
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