My life. My life is a failure. I have nothing better to do than go online and debate whether lingerie or bikinis are better. And I still don’t even know which way to point my boner during a lap dance.
My life. My life is a failure. I have nothing better to do than go online and debate whether lingerie or bikinis are better. And I still don’t even know which way to point my boner during a lap dance.
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Well yes, the guys who go to strip clubs are mostly losers. But it does not always have to stay that way.
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@ BL you know its rock bottom when SJG agrees with you. Cheer up...at least you actually go to strip clubs.
Boners are not in their natural environment while constrained in this human second skin invention called pants. I recommend a cage free all natural experience for your fellow. If you start left, right, up, down always he ends at center.
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We can debate if BL is better than PL ... maybe that'll cheer you up
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In that case, you would benefit highly from my video course which I am now offering for $299.99. I have transformed myself from the most pathetic loser alive into a lady killer and I can do the same for you.
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Dont give up. Go to TJHK.
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-->"And I still don’t even know which way to point my boner during a lap dance."
I thought we'd all agreed that you're supposed to point your boner in whatever direction Follies is
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I always point my boner a little to the left or right so it doesn't poke the underside of my chin.
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Holy fuck, your chin is sagging to below your belly button now???
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Damn subra our Tuscl Flag is flying half mast?
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Just gotta hump this one so it doesn’t go inactive. It’s a quality thread.
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Lol *bump
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DC, just tell me which way to point my boner. The other guys aren’t taking me seriously.
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