Posts by BoringLoser

One time a girl asked me buy a VIP room for like $400 or something. I just wanted lapdances, so we went to the VIP room for a couple songs. I think it’s confusing that they call both the LD…

Tell me.

What does the average (non TUSCL) PL think the first time a dancer tries to upsell him to VIP? My thoughts were “that’s a hell of a lot of money just for a longer two way full contact topless dance.…

I’m sure many of us have had a girl use their manager as an excuse to get away from you. It has happened to me when I was on the fence about getting dances and let the conversation go on…

Ok?

I’ve met a few girls who are shy in their approach but then when they go up on stage they really come out of their cocoon. Is the shyness just part of their hustle, or are they just better at…

Y’all are constantly sharing links from random ass websites with urls that seem pretty questionable. I frequently miss out on what’s going on because I’m not about to click on that shit. Am I being a pussy?

It reminds me of what happened to me on maybe my 3rd ever lap dance. I was unaware of what all went on at these places so I was very surprised when the dancer stood up, turned around, bent over,…

I have 2 family members and 1 friend who installed bidet attachments on their toilets. I’m afraid to try them out in this weather since they just pull water from the cold line. Anyone have experience?

We all know the joys of jizzing inside of our pants, but what about when your dick comes out? Do you just go to town and paint the couch white or are you a little more careful about where you…

Since all clubs have mirrors and most clubs have a VIP Room sign I frequently get the opportunity to see a VIP sign in a mirror. It always makes me chuckle since in some cases that would actually be a…

How often do people actually take a crap at the club? I think I would just go home if I had to go that bad. I don’t feel super fresh after taking care of business, and usually prefer to have…