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Yes, they can kick you out. No, you do not have to show them your license.

I don't understand why it's so hard to believe they aren't attracted to any customers. I very much doubt that any stripper starts…

I generally wait at least one time through the rotation of danders.

It's in Washington Park, not East St. Louis.

Who needs strip clubs when you have frat parties.

If she were to get a lot of complaints, they might fire her, but I doubt they would care about any individual customer getting…

I'm not paying two hundred dollars to touch her elbow. I'll talk to another girl or go to a different club.

The only boundary I have ever encountered was dependent how much I was willing to pay.

How would I know if they have Daddy issues? I'm not a mind reader and they don't wear a sign announcing it.

At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his first witness to the stand. She seemed like a sweet, elderly…

I once thought I fell for a stripper, but it turned out that someone just spilled beer on the floor.

There is no worst or best time objectively speaking. For me, Saturday night is the worst time, but that's because I'm very introverted.…

On April 23, 1999, Cardinals third baseman Fernando Tatis hit two grand slams in the same inning off of Dodgers pitcher Chan Ho Park.…

At the conclusion of a lapdance, the dancer noticed a used condom on the floor and freaked out. At first I thought she…

When I first arrived, I went inside only to find a normal bar. No dancers, no stage, nothing to indicate that it was…

You need to go to Illinois, laws in Missouri have pretty killed the strip club business there. As for what you will find…

I've seen it. I don't view it as a negative.

It's no different than how you do your job. Or how I do my job. Or how everyone in the world does…

The girl who wrote this list is the one that always has to be dragged out the dressing room by the other girls when…

No, you don't get to control them with money. You get to purchase whatever service they are offering at that price. That's…

I don't have a set time. Sometimes I feel like talking more than other times. If she feels that talking to me…

I only cared about age once. Girl was sitting on my lap and she looked really young, so I did ask her how…

I imagine that they have a hard time maintaining a relationship. People are naturally jealous. Not a lot of people would be…

Dazed and Confused: Led Zeppelin cover > Jake Holmes original

Train In Vain: The Clash original > Annie Lennox cover

So the problem isn't me, it's just my location. That's good to know.