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Before you go, decide how much you want to spend. Take that amount with you and leave your credit cards at home. …

I had a dancer who let me finger her to orgasm while we were sitting at a table and didn't charge me for touching…

If I want brutal honesty, I'll just talk to my ex-wife. Wait, never mind. All she will give me is the brutality.…

I think safety is the most important thing.

I consider it part of the dance, but I have encountered a few dancers that do not. From those that don't, I'm not…

I think some girls raise their prices higher for men they really don't want to have anything to do with. That way…

For starters, this place has a $12 cover charge. That's almost extortion for a Thursday night and it should have been my first…

On the weekends, the dancers are generally younger and prettier, but if I wanted to be ignored by young, pretty girls, I would just…

I've never had anyone but the dancer say times up. And it's never times. I pay for the number of songs.

I tried to make it rain once, but that club banned me after I hit someone in the eye with a penny.

I have the names of people special to me tattooed on my shoulder.

I haven't seen ten concerts, but I have seen seven so I guess that makes them my top seven by default.

ZZ Top
Rush
Bryan Adams
Huey…

Does it matter?

Soon I will be visiting some other towns, need suggestions of any clubs. Indianapolis, Columbus, and Madison. Thanks

It could be several things. They might be having a bad day and just don't care. They might have found a whale…

I've sometimes been ignored when I was the only one in the club. I don't stay very long when that happens.

I would say hockey.

Being treated like a person instead of a PL.

All I know is that I don't know what I don't know but I know that I don't know everything but I'm pretty sure…

I guess it would depend on how much of a "family values" politician I turned into. Heck, I might become so value…

Offer them an insane amount of money, that way even if you are a cop, they can claim entrapment.

Just go buy an Aston Martin. Problem solved.

A few months ago, I got my first tattoo and I commented to the artist that he probably doesn't see many people my…

Creamed beef on toast.

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