Smalltowncpl
Illinois

Comments by Smalltowncpl (page 4)

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6 years ago
BN1ce
New York
Club Frequency
I feel like being a regular in a club has it's advantage. Girls come to you first,you can get a bit more milage in some cases. I'm in my favorite club once a month and that's because my favorite is an hour and twenty minute drive. I have a club close to home I'm in 2-3 times a month
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6 years ago
Smalltowncpl
Illinois
Treating yourself.
I know a guy
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6 years ago
Smalltowncpl
Illinois
Treating yourself.
It's better than Pappy ?
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6 years ago
Smalltowncpl
Illinois
Treating yourself.
I work for 2 reasons to provide for my family and to be able to do the things I want to do. Sometimes I'll but in 90+ hours a week for months on end so a little break from reality is always a pleasant Break
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6 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Maxing out value at the tip rail
I'm a lot like you. Early in my SC career I would go with $50 or sometimes less. That was for cover(usually $5 if I couldn't use my badge to get in) drinks and tips. I would only tip the girls that I really liked . At the rail I would hold on to my single until she was "done" dancing in front of me. I'd usually opt for putting it in my mouth and letting her take it with her tits. The club I went to was famous for "the ride for five" . So often I'd save my tips for a girl I liked the most and give her a 5. She would have you lay on the stage and rub the titties in your face then turn around in the 69 position and rub the kitty in your face while blowing through your pants or doing the mouth vibrator thing they do.
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Favorite cut of steak and why
Ribeye all day everyday. Rare, sometimes medium rare. I don't order steaks out a lot because I cook them so much at home. Sear in a HOT iron skillet in a little butter and garlic for about a minute a side then on charcoal grill (never gas) for 5 minutes a side with salt pepper and garlic powder.
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6 years ago
pistola
Keepin' it 💯
Deja Vu
I have been to a Deja Vu once,and will never go back. The whole juice bar thing is just senseless to me. If I'm in a titty bar I want to enjoy some libations. The girls there were "ok" but they were very clear that it was very low mileage and a no contact kind of place. Lots of cameras in the dance booths and a bouncer watching like a hawk. If the Vu is the only game in town.......I'll pass.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
Cialis
Yes Cialis works longer . So you can take one and it last for up to 36 hours or maybe longer.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
Review
Sounds like you had an awesome time. I laughed at the fact that you didn't want a street taco,but was fine with eating Panda Express.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
Review
It's not up yet !
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6 years ago
Vantablack
GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
New to TUSCL and I have a question for all you strip club veterans
We have all been in your shoes at one time or another. She is good at her job. Enjoy the time you spend with her. I go to the clubs to escape from life for awhile,and if she is doing that for you mission accomplished. 25 has the best advice. If you think its more than what it really is,invite her out to dinner. It will go one of two ways,but my money is on her getting weird on you.
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6 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Medical marijuana
CBD oil is a good alternative to try if you are not sold on the whole MM thing. Insurance doesn't cover the cost of it ,or usually the Dr visits (here you have to see the MM Dr 3 times before he can prescribe). Edibles are very good for chronic Pai/problems and the MM has less side effects than the opioid based meds. I too have constant back pain, some days I can just sit and it hurts so bad I can hardly stand it, others it's tolerable but still there. The CBD oil helps. My wife has migraines and anxiety and it also helps her. Neither of us can get a MM card because we would loose our state licenses for our jobs.
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I guess some PLs are very easily pleased
This is what makes this site so great. I have been to a few clubs in NOLA but it was years ago and I had a great time and would have went back, until I see a review like this and realize it's not worth the trip.
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6 years ago
houjack
Explosion in my pants
How fast do you move on
I think 2 dances is enough time to make a decision. If it's not getting better my the middle of the second one it's time to move on
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6 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Midget Strippers
There is a midget that works at Scarlets in Washington Park IL. She is not a regular fat/chubby midget. She is thinking and has Coke bottle glasses and looks like an 8 year old. I'll be honest she just creeps me out and I turn my head when she walks by. Just feel like a pederast if I look her direction.
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6 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Helping out the school children
My CF only works Saturday nights because of her kid. I love when the kids go back to school so she is there a couple more nights.
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6 years ago
NJBalla
New York
Outdoors Strip Club
Mosquitoes ?
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6 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Dancer gave me an honest assessment on my cock
I love when they tell me how much bigger than most.
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6 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Everyone cast your vote
No.....I'm afraid of midgets.
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6 years ago
NJBalla
New York
When your girl has another regular in the bar?
She will get done and come over. She is there to take money from guys and she can only get so much from me.
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6 years ago
Asor619
California
White Night!
"I thought this was going to be a thread about a club celebrating the Aryan Brotherhood" Glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that. So did she have ugly tits ?
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6 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Gym Membership
CrossFit usually attracts all the sexy gals.