Comments by WiseToo (page 16)

You know you're in a dive club when the pool table has gray duct tape covering the rips in the green cloth. More upscale dive clubs will use green duct tape.

"But when it comes time to close the deal, if for whatever reason I’m just not feeling it, I get up and leave. I know this is wrong and pisses off the dancer, and I never set out to do this. But it happens occasionally." What really pisses off the dancer is when you say, just before you leave, "I'll be right back." And, of course you never return.

"...I should have been a bit more wary the funny part about this visit I think this is the first time I’ve been there and not seen any familiar faces, not the girls nor the floor guys nor the bartenders." If you ever decide to return make sure there are some familiar faces there who you can ask about any changes in policy, room charges, etc. I assume the old guard is trustworthy since you never had any problems. If you don't see any familiar faces, just leave. You don't want to take a chance and possibly experience another rip off which might not end in your favor.

You mentioned,"Getting to the place from I-95 N can be tricky." Now do we directions getting out of the place and back on I-95?

Friday and Saturday nights are the best time to visit if you are looking to get stabbed, shot or into a fight. And the absolutely best time is around midnight Friday to 3 AM Saturday.

It's also interesting there is no mention of security cameras which would have captured the two women and the two men and their car. Should be relatively easy for the police to find the suspects.

Get a couple of dances to test the water. Show an interest in her and make her feel comfortable. Just casually mention that a lot of girls in the club have asked if I was interested in OTC. And then say you think they aren't making too much money ITC and you would do an OTC only if the right girl came along. Wait for her response.

"I wonder if Jimmy ever went to a tiddy bar" Plains, Georgia only had hoochie coochie shows at the county fair..

In my dating years I asked my date if she had a favorite restaurant or a restaurant she liked. She said something about an Italian restaurant recommended by her girlfriends and wanted to go there. Not knowing anything about the restaurant, we decided to check the menu. Everything looked good and we made reservations for the upcoming weekend. I casually mentioned that I was surprised because the menu didn't have one of my favorite entrees which is kind of a staple for Italian restaurants. She asked what it was and after I explained she said that she knew how to prepare that and would make it for me. Forget the restaurant; cancel the reservation. That weekend I had a great meal and a great evening!

Cumberland Farms hasn't increased their price for coffee and drinks in over 10+ years ... 99c any size!

Gas prices may have put blue residents in the red, but that was quickly reversed when the new White House press secretary announced that she is a black, lesbian woman and immigrant. Blue residents breathed a sigh of relief, thank you Joe!

Have you tried the Riviera Show Club in Worcester? I've never been there.

"I thought I was being decent by letting girls know that approach me all I was doing one night was just coming to drink and tip stage dancers." I think that you're being a little too honest by revealing your true intentions. The girls don't need to know why you came to the club or what you plan to do at the club. You can just politely decline a dance with a "no thank you." You can also say that you promised getting a dance from another dancer and are waiting for her to return. Also, later in the evening you can say that you already had all your dances and are now just relaxing.

Star Garden sounds like a good place and the dancers are being kind of dramatic. The club probably has a good customer base because there is NO ENTRANCE FEE all night long. Good for the dancers; a lot of customers. No doubt a few undesirables may slip in, but the club also has an armed security guard who frequently calls the police. Trouble is handled by the police. And the dancers have a problem with this? Every dancer knows or should know that they can have an escort to their car who waits until they leave safely and are not being followed.

Things they do - lowriders and bouncing cars.

Choice #2 is the best. Just have her suggest a place and time to meet. Regardless of what she says, tell her you don't like it and suggest a less costly alternative. If she's not agreeable, you've got your answer. You can't afford her.

That's easy - it would be "Surfin Bird" by The Trashmen.

I was out on the smoking patio and two dancers wanted me to come over and sit with them, which I did. I sat between them and we made small talk. One of the dancers said she wanted to show me something on her phone. As I leaned over to see her phone, the other dancer pushed me closer, jumped on my back, grabbed my neck and began screaming "get off of her." An army of bouncers came running out onto the patio and just as I was expecting my life to flash before me the dancers started laughing and said they were just having some fun and everything was O.K. There was a very attractive girl standing alone next to a bar stool. She was wearing a nice yellow summer dress which seemed much too good for a nudie bar. Anyway, she didn't appear to be with anyone, so I thought I would go to the bar order a drink and find out why she's alone. She was friendly and said she was leaving the area and was here waiting to say good bye to some of her friends who were in the back. I complimented her on her dress, which she appreciated, and to my surprise she said that her thong matches her dress and asked if I wanted to see it. How could I say no? As she sat on the bar stool, she lifted her dress and there it was - her thong. She said it matches her dress but it's not a perfect match and I can take a closer look to see the color better. She then said that she has a thong that matches perfectly but didn't wear it because it shrank in the wash. She said that it looked like this. She then took the thong she was wearing and rolled it up into a string of dental floss, most of which disappeared in her pussy, and asked for my opinion. Was that too small? I said I needed a closer look and she was very accommodating. I concluded that it was too small and she said that is exactly what she thought. Then rather suddenly she said that she sees her friends and has to leave - Bye. I never ordered that drink.

^^sure save $$$ AND if you are not concerned about having multi-legged creatures sharing your sleeping bag.

In contrast to "The Bunkhouse" there was another club which probably had the best name for a strip club, "Lorraine's Place" It was an old victorian house located out in the boondocks and Lorriane (the owner) actually lived upstairs. There was never any cover and entering the club was kind of like entering her residence. Parking lot (unpaved) probably could handle 10 cars. The club was nothing fancy and no bouncers, but it got the job done. She kept a baseball bat behind the bar and wasn't afraid to use it.

Years ago, not too far from the racetrack in Saratoga there was a club called "The Bunkhouse" located in an old two story kind of run down 1900's wood building. At first I thought this place must be gay, but I was wrong. I was told that a couple of out of town dancers could sleep upstairs, thus the name. The bigger question is why would any dancer want to sleep upstairs?

Some car washes have an Unlimited Car Wash Club. Unlimited car washes for a month for a fixed price. They also increased the price for an individual car wash to make the unlimited washes seem more appealing - $13 regular wash and $30 unlimited washes. They know that only a few people will wash a clean car just to make use of the unlimited washes and with automatic renewal on your credit card they have as was stated above, "recurring revenue."

Lap dance prices increased from $20 to $25 at a local club, but the dancer doesn't see the $5 increase. That increase goes to the house. The dancer now has a more difficult time selling dances for the same pay!!

"A few of my favorites are Britt Baker..." Yes, and in real life outside of the ring Britt Baker is actually a dentist. That's true. She trained for wrestling while she attended dental school and documented the difficulty of pursuing both careers. She has it all -brains, sex appeal and athletic ability.

The Protestants don’t recognize the pope; The Muslims don’t recognize the Jews; The Jews don’t recognize Christ; and The Baptists don’t recognize each other at the strip club.