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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Do you miss....................................desertscrub??????????????????????

The last couple months of raviews submitted, there's been some a ton of real duds I've voted down on, 2 liners and clearly shill jobs. I mean yeah desertscrub like a guard dog that never shuts the fuck up, but…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 8 28

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With mongering, psychiatric treatment not really necessary

All these pharmaceutical drugs, chat sessions, straight jackets, depression, PTSD, thoughts of suicide, all this meditation, Eastern herbal supplements. What about just banging a hot stripper? Has anybody ever suggested that to these folks? It works way better. It really…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 8 9

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Best openings to movies all time

There was an endings thread a couple weeks back. How about most memorable openings. I'm trying to think back a lot of them I can't really recall off the top of my head. But you know what Scarface with the…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 27

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Bikini Contests

You guys ever went to want of these things? Any stories, memories to share? I feel like they were more common back in the day probably went the way of the dodo, but maybe they are still going on out…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 10

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How banged the hottest girl of all time in VIP. My story...

She was divine. A 10. Perfect in every way. Boobs, butt, everything. We locked eyes across the club. I went up to her. "I want you, and I want you now" "3,000" She responds in one word "Deal" I respond We get to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 7

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reddit strip clubs

The subreddit ran by our own PaulDrake and Subraman (great dudes btw) How many of y'all on there too? I check it out from time to time and I see a lot familiar handles over there. A lot of "oh…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 31 11

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This is hobby is fun

Are y’all just having a grand old time out there too? I’m just taking pause to look around for a second, I mean dude this shit is fucking amazing, man. We’re all just out there roaming the country trying to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 8

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LA girls are the hottest girls in America

Straight fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Sizzle to the touch. Tssssssssss. Now they are also homeless and desperate. And that's where we swoop in to take advantage of that situation. I'm gonna be renting out a room at a super 8, be getting OTC day in…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 13

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Sign Language at the strip club

Recently I’m at a Cuban dive and the girls start all doing some sign language at. Waiving high in weird way, Covering their 4 fingers over their thumb. I didn’t know what the hell it meant. I said yeah yeah…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 12

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The top strip clubs from a decade ago

At least on here. Have some fallen off? Off the top of my head... Hi-Liter-This was club so big when around when I joined, but they got rid of those booths and it totally changed the joint Bare Elegance LAX- First time…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 22 30

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Strip club game ain't broke...it's fixed

You got $50 covers at some of these places. Like Vegas. $50 just to get in the door! FIF TEE! Is there a buffet included? Is Barbara Streisand gonna give me handjob. I'm walking. 40 dollar you can't touch dances…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 17

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Canadian Turmoil

Looks like Justin Trudeau is on the ropes. Nobody can afford housing (even compared to us) the CAD ain't worth shit. Jordan Peterson had interesting conversation with probably the next coming up from the Pierre Poilievre from the conservative party…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 14

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Getting Ghetto with strippers

Ever had anytime where you had to gangsta on these strippers. Keep them in line. Give them some, Check yoself...fool. Recently a dancer got spicey with me and I wasn't having it. I began to talk with my hands, gesticulating. "Look *Slaps…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 2

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“The Patio”

Some strip clubs have a patio to go out on. Whats your experiences out on the patio? Me I always head on out there, walk out, everyone stops talking to stare at me. I look left, I look right and…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 8 17

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Daddy Issues?

Recently at a clean club. Really hot chick, decided to shoot my shot anyway, I ask about a menu. She’s responds, “Can’t do it here, but I’ll tell you what: Why don’t you meet me out back by the dumpster” I…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 2

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Cursed

Recently I’ve been noticing a disturbing pattern. I would message a stripper for a hook up outside of the club, “Hey would you wanna fuck for $150” “Yeah” they would respond. They said they would get ready and then go…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 9

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Should strippers do more synchronized dancing?

You know often times these girls if they even bother to take the stage at all, you might see them hug the pole or just flop on the floor for 3 songs. The lack of effort is downright embarrassing.…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 8 12

Politics

The next time your on a subway in liberal land with a Todd Christiansen haircut

And a 40 plus time arrested foaming at the mouth savage attempts to slaughter everyone on the train, do you step in to protect and save the day? Instead of getting some sort of award as would most normal societies,…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 6

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When you drive an hour to the strip club and it's closed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y&t=47s

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 3

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Sophie Rain

https://www.instagram.com/sophieraiin/ The top earner on onlyfans. https://nypost.com/2024/12/03/lifestyle/onlyfans-top-earner-sophie-rain-claims-to-be-a-virgin-christian/ Is anybody saying no to that? That might be universally liked on here. She's super cute/petite and still somehow busty as hell.

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 8 26

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Strip clubs losing days of the week

Some on here bitch about dayshift dying but how about Wednesday night? I don’t have exact science on it but just eyeballing it seems you got more clubs out there maybe just going Thursday-Saturday nights. Could that be a sign…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 10 18

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My sources are not credible

At all. I was thinking about it and basically what I do when I walk in a strip club is ask some random ass stripper what the prices are. And what kind of contact is allowed. I mean how legit…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 9 9

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tuscl basically has a monopoly on SC reviews

It's pretty much google, Amazon etc. now. Yeah there's Bing (google reviews? stripclublist?) out there, but your not gonna use it and it's kind of a joke. There's just really just no serious alternative. The voting system (quality went way…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 16 19

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Housing Strippers?

We talk often of folks taking in illegals in their own homes but what about strippers. Recently a man showed up at my door, all cholo'd out, neck tattoos, bandana, the whole thing. He went by the name, Rey Proxeneta. He…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 14 14

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Norman Vincent Pealing the Strip Club Game

Thinking positively... I have a big dick and great life. People like me. People find me charming. I am going to have a ball and nobody is going to get me down. I will lowball every stripper tonight and they are all going to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 8 4
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