LA girls are the hottest girls in America

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Muddy
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Straight fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sizzle to the touch. Tssssssssss.


Now they are also homeless and desperate.


And that's where we swoop in to take advantage of that situation. I'm gonna be renting out a room at a super 8, be getting OTC day in and day out on a loop, in perpetuity. I'll be banging and ruling over all these smokey woke bitches. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Muddy
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7 days ago
I'm about to be the King of LA. The biggest thing to hit California since La Bamba.
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Mate27
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7 days ago
Pass
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Studme53
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7 days ago
Ha ha -
I’m not sure how it will play out.
At first I think they’ll be an extended lull. A lot of the rich people will find accommodations out of the area, and the hot little ho’s go only where the money is.

During the rebuild there will be multiple thousands of construction crews from all over (especially Mexico) in the area making bank, living in hotels away from their families and looking for female company and entertainment. You might see a hobby resurgence then.
Just spit-balling.
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gammanu95
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7 days ago
"During the rebuild there will be multiple thousands of construction crews from all over (especially Mexico) ... looking for female company and entertainment"

The first strip clubs to open in New Orleans after Katrina were assholes to elbows for weeks after their opening, and mostly migrant construction workers. The same went for Fort Myers after Hurricane Irma in the most Hispanic-friendly clubs. However, in Fort Myers, that surge in interest brought in tons of hot Latina dancers to meet the demand.
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PAWG_Patrol
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7 days ago
Honestly though a lot of LA dancers will likely end up in Vegas. Just a 1 hour inexpensive flight away.
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rickthelion
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6 days ago
Muddy ape, I hate to tell you but some LA females would be running toward the fire and away from Muddy’s room in the Bakersfield Super8. ROAR!!!
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Dolfan
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6 days ago
I'm just hoping those Cali girls don't all come here thinking this is LA.
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Icey
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6 days ago
LA and Vegas girls. Phoenix...

Once you get used to them other places look homely.

Doubt Muddy can afford LA hookers for long 🤡
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Hungryhunnypot
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6 days ago
Those hot waitress/actresses aren’t going to be tempted by your cheap motel room and shrinky dink Smurf cock.
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Icey
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6 days ago
Muddy is a broke bum. Hell pay a few hookers and crawl back to his slum and complain about blacks
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skibum609
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6 days ago
^Most useless bigoted hater on earth. Los Angeles girls look like, fake, stupid, ugly, trans women.
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gammanu95
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6 days ago
@dolfan - why not?

Ron White had a funny bit about how eugenics made LA full of the most attractive people. The most beautiful people in America moved there in the 50s and 60s and had beautiful children. The sexiest people from around the world moved there in the 70s and 80s and had sexier children. Those sexy offspring mated and yielded an even more beautiful generation. Meanwhile, the exact opposite is happening in Norman, Oklahoma.
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Muddy
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6 days ago
Just to clarify by hot, I meant that in literal sense.
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gammanu95
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6 days ago
Damn it, Muddy!
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Icey
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5 days ago
Muddy cant afford it. Will he sleep in his car while saving up for hookers 😂 😭 🤡
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Jascoi
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5 days ago
I might have to revisit COI.
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