Recently I’m at a Cuban dive and the girls start all doing some sign language at. Waiving high in weird way, Covering their 4 fingers over their thumb. I didn’t know what the hell it meant.
I said yeah yeah ET phone home to you too. Now a cuanta Cuesta blowjob? Cuanta. Cuesta. Blowjob. Kapisch?
They kept doing at me frantically and it started pissing me off. I said hey you know what, I did the itailian swipe under your chin go fuck yourself thing and then the tap the bicep. How’s that for your sign language ladies.
Look I speak about three languages, the kings English, Jive and broke ass Spanish. I’m not doing a 4th. Asking too much. Jesus these girls always gotta be doing some new shit. I just can’t keep up anymore.
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Until an authority on hand gestures and emojis can break the code, I'll speculate that it means, "cover up your thumb-sized dick."
It's frustrating that these immigrants do nothing to learn the language of the country they live in. I see more and more government and business's cater to them by publishing so much stuff in Spanish. I'm sorry I took German in High school.
@Muddy They were telling you in American Sign Language 400 for you.
For the record that was a sex trafficking joke that apparently bombed.
@muddy its always more funny when you have to explain the joke
“Excuse me, do you speak Jive?”
I generally find Muddy's reviews to be both funny and insightful, but I'm not finding the joke in this one, even after the revelation that there is one.
I think the signal Muddy describes is the one a person is supposed to discretely give to passersby if they have been abducted and being held against their will.
^ Exactly. See en.wikipedia.org
I know there is at least one case of a teen being rescued because she was able to discretely signal passersby. So y’all weirdos learning this is probably a good idea. I like to think that none of us - even the really angry weirdos - are pro human trafficking.
BTW Muddy, this post is pretty frickin’ dark.
I guess I should have ended with a hearty roar, but all the discussion of human trafficking kinda took the wind out of this lion’s sails.
I got the joke, Muddy. Making a fist with your thumb inside your fingers, or more specifically, when a woman lays her hand out palm up, folds her thumb over the palm, and deliberately covers the thumb with her other fingers, is a silent warning to any who sees it that she is being detained against her will - i.e. sex trafficking or kidnapping. It is not funny that I never even thought about looking for it a strip club. At a gas station or somewhere, I will give a second glance and check her hands if I see a mismatched couple; but I have never thought about an SC and we do have one or two around here that would be seedy enough for that possibility.
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