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“The Patio”

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MuddyUSA

Some strip clubs have a patio to go out on. Whats your experiences out on the patio? Me I always head on out there, walk out, everyone stops talking to stare at me. I look left, I look right and I walk back in, slamming the door. it’s like “oh look somebody from the tip rail, so unrefined, so uncultured omg we are so cool” Fuck the patio and fuck all those cunts out on it.

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WiseToo

I found the patio is just used for smoking. And going out on the patio during daylight, such as in the afternoon, is very risky. You get to see how the dancers really look with good lighting and it isn't pretty. They look much better in club lighting. I skip the patio because I don't want to ruin the fantasy as well as not wanting to be around smoke.

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Manuellabore

Got my ass chewed out royally by a bouncer at Desire for taking a few hits off a joint on their patio with a dancer. Live and learn.

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RonJax2

I go to the patio frequently, because that's usually where one can (legally or on the down-low) smoke weed.

It's usually full of dancers smoking on their break, an unvarnished look at the club's underbelly. I recall once being on a patio with a CF who asked another "How are you tonight?" The response was like "I'm good... except I'm in THIS FUCKING PLACE." You don't hear shit like that on the floor of the club.

IMHO the trick to changing the vibe on the patio is to have weed and offer it to share. YMMV.

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Muddy

Yeah I saw some of that m.youtube.com

Let’s just give it a rest and get ready for this GOLDEN AGE about to come through.

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Muddy

Shit wrong thread hold on

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Muddy

Good point on the smoking, just not a smoker personally though

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DandyDan

The only time I ever went to one was interesting, in that I went to chill with a dancer, but got to meet the house mom for that club. It mostly just reeks of tobacco smoke. That club had a unique issue for their patio, in that if the wind blew the wrong way, you could smell a nearby pig farm. Not close enough that you could see it, but it was awful if the wind blew.

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nicespice

There was a club I knew of that actually had its fifth stage out on the patio, and a separate bar out there. Those were only used during its busiest nights of course. I knew of another club that actually had a volleyball court and later jenga giant there.

Unsurprisingly, both clubs were friendly laid back type of places.

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georgmicrodong

PT's has an outdoor patio with a bar and couches and chairs, along with a stage for musicians in the summertime. It's quieter, so I tend to spend most of my time out there when I go.

Long ago, in the before times, my ATF took me out to the dancer's smoking area at her club. Every one looked at me in surprise and hid their weed. Then she said "It's OK, he's cool," and everyone relaxed.

Still miss the days of dancers dropping the tea on customers once they got really comfortable with me.

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goldmongerATL

For a while, a now-closed club I frequented had an outdoor volleyball court behind an 8-foot fence. Girls would play naked and guys could watch. I had heard rumors that at one point there were some patio chairs replacing the volleyball, but never saw that.

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shadowcat

I've only been to one club with a patio. I met up with samson1 and minnow at the now closed Khoots in Columbus OH. that was on 5/5/3012. from my review.

Smoking is prohibited ITC but they do have a smoking patio. This is where we found the girls all hanging out. There were about 8 dancers present. I would rate them 5-7 in appearance. But they were friendly. Two of them actually had to take a photo of me. They loved the T-shirt that I was wearing.

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gammanu95

Looker's in Fort Myers has a patio, but I have never seen anyone use it. It would be nice if all of the dancers who will not dance or circulate would sit out there, instead of taking up all of the chairs and tables around the stage.

The only time I have been out on a patio was in Pensacola at Eden Cabaret. I was a bit krunk, but I think a dancer I was hanging out with wanted to smoke and me to go with her. Everyone out there was pretty cool. My phone fell out of my pocket and another customer saw it and brought it inside to me. The last time I lost a phone in a strip club it was scooped up and gone forever.

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TheeOSU

Since inside smoking was banned in Ohio years ago many clubs/bars that had the room to build them have installed outside patios. They are fairly common and i've been on more than my share of them.

Funny thing is people often ask me if i've seen Muddy.

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skibum609

Desires has a patio so I can do the evil weed out there. Rhode Island Dolls does as well. Mario's makes me smoke in front of the building and the Boardroom would as well if they didn't like to harass me due to clothing choices, making it a hassle to get in and out. I vape weed there in the men's room, during my massage and lap dances.

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skibum609

Soft pants, not sweats. Three pockets, cuffed, no visible drawstring. I get "the look", if I wear them with a collared shirt, and hassled I'd I wear a hoodie. If I wore shifty jeans with three hoodie I'd be fine.

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Jascoi

customer access to a patio area would be great...That would be a rare treat in my experience.

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