How banged the hottest girl of all time in VIP. My story...

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Muddy
USA
She was divine. A 10. Perfect in every way. Boobs, butt, everything. We locked eyes across the club. I went up to her. "I want you, and I want you now"

"3,000" She responds in one word

"Deal" I respond

We get to it, I open the curtain into VIP

*grabs the mic*

🎵Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today🎵

*begins to can can*

🎵I want to be a part of it
New York, New York🎵

🎵These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
New York, New York 🎵

🎵I wanna wake up in a city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap🎵

*usually about the time everyone starts walking out of the thread*

🎵THEEEEEEESSSSEEEE little town blues
Are melting awaaaaaaaayyy
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old NEEEWWW YOOORRRKK 🎵

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Muddy
a day ago
And then out of nowhere her friend walks.

*ahem*

🎵My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of razzmatazz
And it has all that JAAAAZZZZZZ🎵
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Muddy
a day ago
As I was walking out, I saw a meth lady older woman, probably in her 70's behind the dumpster, I still had 5 bucks left in pocket.

🎵 AND IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'm gonna make, anywhere....


it's up to you, New York, NEEEWWWW YOOOOOOORRRRKKKKKK, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKK🎵
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Rightfield
a day ago
This makes Stripperlover777 look coherent.
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ATACdawg
a day ago
BTW, Muddy, 3000 = three thousand = two words...

You really should stay off of the peyote before posting these😜
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TCabot
a day ago
Nah this is still better than StripperLover’s posts. There’s at least a loose narrative here.

StripperLover’s threads are usually just mass posting of random URLs.
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Jascoi
a day ago
Didn't San Jose Guy do that also?
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