How banged the hottest girl of all time in VIP. My story...
MuddyUSA
She was divine. A 10. Perfect in every way. Boobs, butt, everything. We locked eyes across the club. I went up to her. "I want you, and I want you now"
"3,000" She responds in one word
"Deal" I respond
We get to it, I open the curtain into VIP
grabs the mic
🎵Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today🎵
begins to can can
🎵I want to be a part of it
New York, New York🎵
🎵These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
New York, New York 🎵
🎵I wanna wake up in a city
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap🎵
usually about the time everyone starts walking out of the thread
🎵THEEEEEEESSSSEEEE little town blues
Are melting awaaaaaaaayyy
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old NEEEWWW YOOORRRKK 🎵
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last commentAnd then out of nowhere her friend walks.
ahem
🎵My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of razzmatazz
And it has all that JAAAAZZZZZZ🎵
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As I was walking out, I saw a meth lady older woman, probably in her 70's behind the dumpster, I still had 5 bucks left in pocket.
🎵 AND IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'm gonna make, anywhere....
it's up to you, New York, NEEEWWWW YOOOOOOORRRRKKKKKK, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKK🎵
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This makes Stripperlover777 look coherent.
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BTW, Muddy, 3000 = three thousand = two words...
You really should stay off of the peyote before posting these😜
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Nah this is still better than StripperLover’s posts. There’s at least a loose narrative here.
StripperLover’s threads are usually just mass posting of random URLs.
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Didn't San Jose Guy do that also?
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Comparing the GOAT to a bot should be a bannable offense.
Keep on singin' Muddy
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Was this a late night drunk post? I mean, we've all been there, but...yikes.
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