Posts by Muddy

Recently I was trolling the street corners for some cheap pussy. Found a chick, old school, disco chick, Afro, bell bottoms, the whole thing. Up there in years but fast, easy and on a discount. It's how I like it…

Next up we got the Empire State. There's a lot here so let's try to break it down. Buffalo- I think most clubs ain't worth a damn in this city go across the border for amazing times. The "upscale" clubs are…

Next up is the Land of Enchantment. I haven't been to a New Mexican sc in a while now but I'll try to remember. There's not a lot. Right outside Artesia you got 285 show club. Not a whole lot going…

Next up we got Jersey. It's tougher to break down, there's not really any major cities in the state it's mostly the suburbs of NYC and Philly. A lot of great mileage to be had, I think the trick is…

Today we got the Granite State. Not a whole lot here should be a quick one. There is Millenium Cabaret in Bedford when I went it was pretty slow but seems to be a pretty popular spot for New Englanders…

Up next we got Nevada. I say it as NeVAHda but I think you're supposed to say NeVATa. Shit idk. Reno- Men's club best looking girls in town. Then Wild Orchid. Peppermint hippo is newer, dead when I went. And…

Alright let's see what the cornhuskers are up to. Omaha-Warren Buffet's neighborhood, on this side of the border we got American Dream which is a dive with lame talent, Club 180 which is a wannabe hip hop club in Omaha…

Next up is Big Sky Country. Not a lot of clubs in the state. I believe only 3. Looks like SageBrush Sam's in Butte closed. Billings. The only spot is Planet Lockwood Casino. Various slot machines in the club. Alright lineup,…

We got the show me state up next. Missouri has some places that can be really restrictive but some have been alright to me. In St. Louis there is one club Rhonda's place, not a good spot, only a watch…

Now we got Mississippi. Not a ton of clubs in this state at all. I've been to Babe's in Jackson, $30 dances, alright two way, alright lineup and Pony in Starkville same thing just dances $35. I don't think extras…

Next up is the North Star state. Mostly it's Minnepolis but there's some stuff out in the hinterlands. Aragon Bar in Albert Lea dive with 20 buck dances. Clean club. Weak lineup Mettlers in Mankato. Nice bar place dances all out…

Now we got the Wolverine state. As far as strip clubs if your looking at the mitten you probably want to shoot for the bottom of the thumb. Real quick rundown there's a lot cities with like a couple clubs. Muskegon-Two…