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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Do you ever try to look at things from the strippers POV?

If II just think about it from the other side of the aisle. End of the day I really am just some cheap dis shelved and depraved bastard (who btw just woke up from sleeping in his car and "showering"…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 20 26

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Can a perfect 10 have fake boobs?

In person, I always prefer natural. I don't like it, especially the rock hard ones, I fucking hate that shit. But I will say, a lot of my all time favorite pornstars possess a enhanced rack. Jasmine St. Claire, Trina…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 61 44

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Voice

Has a stripper's voice ever turned you off or on? Me it's a huge turn off when I hear that 1990's phone sex commercial voice. It's very phony and condescending. But I do gotta say if I saw a chick…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 13 5

Politics

SALT

Big State and local tax deduction debate going on for this next bill. Should there be any SALT deduction? If so what should the cap be? Is this situation affecting you? I think Rep Mike Lawler was asking for it to…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 36

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Cancer

I saw that Brad Arnold from 3 Doors Down revealed he has stage 4 cancer. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14689185/3-doors-brad-arnold-cancer-diagnosis.html That's a kick in the balls man, I fucking love that band and that dude awesome. I was actually planning on seeing them…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5

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Teeth

I've been reading the news about this Aimee Lee Wood girl. She's like actress and there was all this ruckus going on about people making fun of her teeth. I think it was SNL, I hate that fucking show btw.…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 20
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Would you ever chase down a stripper?

Your at the stage, see a chick your into. You say let's do VIP. Yeah she says. But never swings back around to you. Do go find her and ask again? Do you take it as: I guess not. Or…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 5 22

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How many songs should a stripper dance to on stage before they rotate out?

I've seen as many as 5 I think. It's like lady, get off the stage, enough with this women already. I get it one song, it's takes a minute to get up and get off it's probably too quick but…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 40 23

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Fuck these couples

They will lock down the hottest stripper in the club for HOURS. Just chit chatting at the table all night. Not getting anything. And this stripper will have this "Me and my magical pussy will be your hostess for the…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 24

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Greatest part of visiting shit strip clubs

You never have to go back. You don't have to ever think about it again. Don't gotta juggle it around in your mind anymore. To paraphrase Chaz Palmelteri in Bronx Tale: 20 bucks, it's outta your life.

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 10

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How much does face matter?

I feel like unless I'm getting head, it's really not big a factor. I'm not gonna say it's nothing, we see people through their faces first generally but just in a strip club and I'm getting LD's my sector I'm…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 29

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Rebelling in a no contact club

Recently at club, strict no touching policy. I didn't care anymore, I had my paws out, I was ready feel up some titties. Management and dancers kept hooting and hollering at me. I decided, enough was a enough.... *whips out mic* *ahem* 🎶I…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 4

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OT: Greatest Fight of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmL6xFZIPM Ever since youtube started I always watch it again every now and then. Don Frye was a badass. It kind of looks like 1982 with that mustache but it's actually from 2002.

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 5

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You could have any animal living in your backyard

It's tame and friendly, ain't gonna hurt nobody. You want an aquatic animal, you got a lake if you need. What would you take?

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 23 14

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The strip clubs we visit and the ghettos we share

The hobby does have habit of taking you into some rough neighborhoods. Nature of the beast. I could think of countless places, it's like our dicks have us progammed into doing shit, most normal people wouldn't go. I mean who…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 26 26

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If I get enough dances with a girl, I'm usually good I don't need OTC/ITC

There are some exceptions where you just gotta have it, no doubt but usually maybe get like 5,6, 7 dances, LDK. I'm satiated. I got the picture, got a feel for the body, explored it been there done that. Shiny…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 10 17

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Australia

I'd love to hit it one of the years coming up. Maybe do something like Sydney/Brisbane/Melbourne sometime. Especially if ever get some spare time in the winter. Those places over there are really not commonly reviewed, some spots if they…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 11 7

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If you polled strippers working today..

Do you think most would be ok with putting themselves out there? Or do you think most would want it to be kept under wraps? More and more I see, I think girls are very proud to be working the pole.…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4 5

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Say what you want about these fat chicks but you really get your moneys worth

I mean have you ever got a dance from one of these girls? I mean talk about all out effort. You can basically do whatever the hell you want there just thrilled they sold a dance. A dance which they…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 14 15

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Sexual assault in the streets but in the strip club, business as usual

Regular shit. You know it really is lalaland in some of these places with all touching that now has a green light. There’s a quite few Cuban clubs out there where once I walk in they mob me, start kissing…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 18 9

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Muddy's Ultimate OTC Guide

I wanted to make a guide just to help on how to get their favorite stripper outside of the strip club. I knew it wouldn't have a chance in hell of getting past the article judgers so I'd figure I'd…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 9 6

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Spring Training/Spring Break in Strip Clubs

March is right around the corner where these two things are kicking off. Spring training for Phoenix and Florida. And then spring break for southern beach towns. For those that have strip clubbed in those areas during this time, is…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 9

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Scouting a new club: Where do you sit? Bar, table, rail.

It’s probably your first choice you make once your in there. I figure most you guys, day guys probably going right to the bar but me I’m either going tip rail or bar depending on how hot the girl is…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 14 26

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I like how I can just say whatever the fuck I want in a strip club

In strip clubs. And on here too matter of fact(last place left I haven’t been banned from by some petty and vindictive cunt of a mod) In a world increasingly where you get fired or get indicted for every little…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 10 13

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Good love songs

Well Valentine’s Day is here, totally made up bullshit holiday to make you spend money but in the spirit of things what are some of the best love songs all time. And I understand I’m talking more to the hit…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 12 16
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