All these pharmaceutical drugs, chat sessions, straight jackets, depression, PTSD, thoughts of suicide, all this meditation, Eastern herbal supplements. What about just banging a hot stripper? Has anybody ever suggested that to these folks? It works way better. It really cures all ills.
I was recently banging a super hot chick from behind and I was just thinking to myself LIFE IS AWESOME. THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. I did back flip and a few somersaults and got right back to it. And when the high eventually wears off, I think back to it, and smile. Then immediately plot how to do it again. There's no mental capacity for anything else in that equation. No room for it. Now of course the catch you'll have to find a way to bring a shit ton money somehow, but that was a given knowing you and me but instead of paying the psychiatrist, just reroute that money to this mongering thing here, well worth it.


There just needs to be some outreach, they may not know that this is an option. If only people could see a before and after photo of me. Back in the day I used to look like the lead singer of cure, today I look like the cat in Alice in Wonderland.