On Balding

12/26/2018 7:39:10 AM

Fuck it, it’s gone. When the dancers start bitching about it, I gotta take a hint. My problem with bald guys is I never really liked them. They are always the bad guys in movies. Now I’m one. Too young for shit. Rogaine didn’t work for me, Propencia is said to kill your libido (so FUCK THAT), I’m just gonna have to wait for a medical breakthrough or accept it. Just when this mongering shit gets easier, it gets harder.

How your hair holding up?

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twentyfive

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6 years ago

Shave your head, then you can tell folks it’s a solar panel for a sex machine. ;)

flagooner

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6 years ago

Toupees are now considered fashionable.

I've been plucking my pubes when they get long enough and saving them for a few years now. When I have enough I'm going to take them to a wig maker and get one made. It will look like I had a perm.

Muddy

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6 years ago

Yeah that’s what I did. My CF is like “dude what the fuck is up with your hair” That was a kick was in the nuts coming from a girl that hot.

I understand people are bigger problems than this. Not looking for sympathy. Just saying I’m gonna miss it.

Muddy

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6 years ago

Shaved it that is! Not whatever the fuck Flagooner said haha

pistola

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6 years ago

Just think of all the money (hair product and cuts) and time you save. Better to shave or keep a tight fade than one of those guys with a full head of hair on the back of their hair or doing combover crap.

And lol @25, that was funny.

RandomMember

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6 years ago

Just don't even consider the Trump scalp-reduction surgery (or whatever the fuck he did). Looks like a dead animal glued to his forehead.

skibum609

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6 years ago

I began losing my hair at 35 and lost it until i became "balding" at age 45. Then it stopped and has stayed the same for over 16 years. I look like I am beginning to lose my hair...but I don't.

Warrior15

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6 years ago

I fretted about it as my hair was thinning. Then one day, I just shaved it off. My self confidence came back. Never considered surgery and no way would I wear a wig. Embrace it. Girls care more about how confident you are.

flagooner

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6 years ago

@OP This can't be the first time you've heard of a pubepee. It's very popular in France. There was an article about it in GQ just a couple months ago.

Icey

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6 years ago

Women love shaved heads.

jackslash

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6 years ago

I have more hair than I know what to do with. No balding in my family.

Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

I know more than a few guys who have a full head of hair but shave it anyway. Some because they like the look better. Some because it's easier. Some for both of those reasons.

I don't think there's much reason to stress about it, aside from adjusting to the change.

steeldog65

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6 years ago

I shave it, many women like to run it. Be cool with your look, own it. Fuck'em if they don't like it.

Mate27

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6 years ago

Women have varying tastes. You simply found one that expressed hers to you and it didn’t agree with you, but alas another one will come along and appreciate your looks.

I have rock star hair and I don’t believe it helps me much, considering most girls overlook me unless I’m paying them.

Muddy

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6 years ago

Na this what she wanted. Me to shave it. It was a crew cut that was patchy anyway. Fuck it. I’m rocking this here on out.

Bbybunny

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6 years ago

I wish more men would do the full shaved bald head when the start balding. It’s a hot look and it feels so smooth and nice during dances or while cuddling.

Cristobal

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6 years ago

If I ever start going bald, I will shave it all off and tell girls it makes me aerodynamic during sex.

steeldog65

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6 years ago

Started shaving my head 22 years ago. Most dancers like it they say.

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

You don't need good looks in the strip club despite what some dreamers say/feel - often times it's the old and/or ugly dudes.that the dancers will zero in on

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

I don't think the shaved look necessarily looks good on everyone - IMO it seems to look pretty-good on a lot of black guys but still not for everyone IMO (but still may be the lesser of 2 evils)

flagooner

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6 years ago

^ Not true Papi.

I usually have at least 2 girls come to greet me soon after I walk in.

Papi_Chulo

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6 years ago

LOL - there are always exceptions to the rule

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6 years ago

Talk to your barber. Tell him you dont want a facade or any other cuts designwd to hide it. They only fool the guy in the mirror. A good cut and no one will give a crap

flagooner

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6 years ago

Strippers like to rub bald?

That's the best argument I've heard so far to shave my ball sack.

larryfisherman

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6 years ago

I’m in my late 20’s and I’ve already starting losing my hair. Nothing I can do about that, I just gotta go with the flow.

BigPimp69

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6 years ago

I like bald pussy

bubba267

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6 years ago

I’m with Warrior. Whatever you got - Own It... girls are only looking for that confidence. I cut mine on .5 once a week. Way less maintenance than shaving your whole head every day.

bubba267

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6 years ago

I’m with Warrior. Whatever you got - Own It... girls are only looking for that confidence. I cut mine on .5 once a week. Way less maintenance than shaving your whole head every day.

bubba267

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6 years ago

Damn double click post.....

shadowcat

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6 years ago

I'm coming up on 77 years and still have a full head of hair and am 20/20 in both eyes thanks to cataract surgery. I drive 10 miles to get my hair cut from the same barber that I have been using for the last 20+ years. Everybody tells me I don't look my age. So I am not about to start shaving the BIG head. The little ones does get a trim. It makes him look bigger. :)

Johny5

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6 years ago

Tell your CF you shave your head bald to match your lower head lol she can rub on both ;0

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