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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Have you ever had a stripper embaress you in public?

To tell you truth I usually don't. If they dress all slutty IDGAF. There was this one time though, I was picking up a fav. She had her kid and her nephew together and I gave her a ride to…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 19

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Famous women that you just don't get why people think they're hot

There's certain women out there that men absolutely crazy over, that I on the other hand wouldn't even buy a dance from in the strip club. I'll do three. 3. Sash Grey. This one isn't like the next two. She's not…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 76

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Girls You Have To Bubble Wrap

It's always fucking something. Delicate girls WTF. *starts kissing neck* "Ouch you scruff is scratching me" *Puts dick in vagina* "Owww Owwww slow slow!" (and puts her hands out like she's Diana Ross) *Doggystyle* "Stop stop stop your grabbing me to hard!" *Goes for…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Face wise, what are some beautiful girls out there

Just to see where everyone is when it comes to above the shoulders. I got a bunch but here’s three very pretty ones. Could be from back in the day too. 3. Sophie Marceau https://images.app.goo.gl/cci9bAapwKqaDi449 2. Annabella Sciorra https://images.app.goo.gl/DqyjpZ5VSAovtXvj9 1. And the…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 7 46

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Very short hair on strippers

Even bald. The haircut on the head I'm referring to. I don't think I've seen this on a white girl in a club but I have seen some black/mixed girls really pull this off. If they have a rockin body…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 14 24

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All About Eve: Q&A with Ms. ❤️ ly

Eve just came out with a series of articles “Up The Stairway To The Sex Industry” very cool definitely check that out. I thought it would be a good time to have a Q&A post article DVD commentary stuff. Also…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 37

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I gotta disagree with the notion that your locked into these OTC rates

I don't think it's that crazy to offer something a little more than your comfortable first time with to get your foot in the door, fuck her good, make her feel comfortable, feel safe, make her laugh and then just…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 27

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Oregon man drives 5 hours for free Wendy's chicken nuggets

https://nypost.com/2020/04/27/man-hacks-wendys-offer-gets-weeks-supply-of-free-nuggets/ Is Juice in Portland now?

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 8

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If you could go back in time what university would you like to go to?

Of course not for academic purposes but to go around fuck all the women all there. I went to a commuter school in the city, so it wasn't partyville usa but I was able to graduate with no debt whatsoever…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 32

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Do lyrics matter?

To me they don't. I never liked or disliked a song because of some lyric. Or I get to "relate to the song" fuck off. It's all about the groove it puts you in. Rhythm and Melody and all that…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 27

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Sucking titties on the floor; Is it taboo?

Too much pda? I used to have a favorite dancer that was super slutty and would let me suck her tits right at my table. Then she would stick my hand down my pants I would return the favor. Tunnel…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 9 28

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Favorite music artist/group

For me it’s tough i go a lot and I like almost every type of music. One I always go back too though are The Police. All three members are some of the best on their respective instruments and Sting…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 45

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Car 🚙 Sex

Due to Corona season many hotels in my area are closed. I don’t feel like goin back and forth all day so I just been fucking in my car with SBs. It’s not my favorite thing, I prefer a bed…

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Watching this shitty fucking movie Coyote Ugly on E! right now

This era (around 2000) had to be some of the cheesiest, horrible cringy movies of all time. Although I’ll look the other way if a sex worker looks at this as her Rocky. I get it. And Yeah I jerked…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 4

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(No Homo) Who do you think is handsome?

Out of celebrity men. We always have discussion on the girls but what is handsome to you? It seems like there are two types the more boyish where it's more feminine that the teen girls are go crazy over and…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 24

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Using a regular to clean up mistakes

Recently I saw an SB. Not as hot as the pictures, wasn't bad but I clearly overpaid by at least $200. I've haven't gotten burned in the sugar world that much that was probably an L. It left a bad…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 20

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Get Your Rick-Alert Today!

Grandma 👵- “Help! I’m 75 years old, I’ve done nothing wrong. My only wish is to see my granddaughter graduate from Kindergarten” Rick Dugan-Fuck You Grandma 👵- “Not if I can help it” BEEP!👍 Rick-Alert has been the worldwide leader in keeping people…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 7

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Living: Urban vs. Suburban vs Rural

What do you prefer? Me I've always be interested in cities. Fascinating to me and probably the best strip clubs are in or orbit some major city. So there obviously a desire to be close to that. There is just…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 15

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Unpopular Opinion: Most Girls look better in normal clothes...

Than stripper wear or even, yes naked. Ass a lot of times ain't there. No rack whatsoever is very common. A lot of people just don't look great naked. I blame my imagination, it's always kicking reality's ass. When I…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 7 22

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Nashville clubs don’t suck. They aren’t lame. They just knew all along

The 6 foot rule was just for our protection. They had the foresight to see this pandemic coming. I thank them for it. I take umbrage to all the name calling at Nashville strip clubs. While your stuck at home…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 8

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Gettin Spicey real nicely, a sit down Q&A with Nicespice

This Virus 🦠 has shut down all the clubs and fucking everything else in my area and probably yours too. We’re all bored so let’s do something cool and interview Nicespice. I had the chance to kick it with her…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 16

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OT: Spike Lee

Not sure how much of a national story it was but recently at Knick game Lee was told he could no longer use the employee entrance to the game he has to use the VIP entrance. It’s on video,…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 6

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I'm in love and I just don't care who knows anymore

I am. I was driving in the South Bronx and picked up a girl on the street corner. After we finished and I was dropping her off around the corner, as cum ran down her face she winked at me,…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 3

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ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF “REAL PL’S OF TUSCL”

How much did Gawker overspend this time (You won’t believe it!).... Will Nicole1994 and Nicespice ever go shopping again.... Papi_Chulo wrote a review that was less than 30 paragraphs find out why... Cashman has finally started using “standards” after a lifelong vow against…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 16

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To and From the club: Burnt out of driving, traffic, tolls, weather etc.

I still feel like clubbing from time to time. The day I'm off, I got nothing else to do. But it's fucking cold, raining, it's gonna take an hour and I gotta pay a bridge toll. That's A club, but…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 20
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