This era (around 2000) had to be some of the cheesiest, horrible cringy movies of all time. Although I’ll look the other way if a sex worker looks at this as her Rocky. I get it. And Yeah I jerked off to Bridgette Moynahan but still this is the biggest shitshow I’ve ever seen.
To have a point here, have you ever been to a Coyote Ugly bar and how was that experience? Mine was almost as bad as the movie. The only one I’ve been to was the one in San Antonio. A bunch of even more pathetic losers than anybody here (now that’s saying something) throwing money in the name of pussy worship with absolutely no touch whatsoever.


I went to the one in Key West years ago. I had an okay time. Some of the coyotes acted like their shit didn't stink because they danced on a bar for thirty dudes. One blonde girl that worked the gift shop I really hit it off with and ended up taking her out to dinner the following night. The Key West location went belly up years ago.
I have been to the one in Memphis on Beale Street a few times. It was a decent place to drink some Sincweisers. All of the Memphis coyotes were black cowgirls. I got a video on my phone of one pressing her pussy on a guys face on top of the bar, then shout "I'm squirting!" She then squeezed a whole lemon on the guy's face.