Watching this shitty fucking movie Coyote Ugly on E! right now
Muddy
USA
This era (around 2000) had to be some of the cheesiest, horrible cringy movies of all time. Although I’ll look the other way if a sex worker looks at this as her Rocky. I get it. And Yeah I jerked off to Bridgette Moynahan but still this is the biggest shitshow I’ve ever seen.
To have a point here, have you ever been to a Coyote Ugly bar and how was that experience? Mine was almost as bad as the movie. The only one I’ve been to was the one in San Antonio. A bunch of even more pathetic losers than anybody here (now that’s saying something) throwing money in the name of pussy worship with absolutely no touch whatsoever.
To have a point here, have you ever been to a Coyote Ugly bar and how was that experience? Mine was almost as bad as the movie. The only one I’ve been to was the one in San Antonio. A bunch of even more pathetic losers than anybody here (now that’s saying something) throwing money in the name of pussy worship with absolutely no touch whatsoever.
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I have been to the one in Memphis on Beale Street a few times. It was a decent place to drink some Sincweisers. All of the Memphis coyotes were black cowgirls. I got a video on my phone of one pressing her pussy on a guys face on top of the bar, then shout "I'm squirting!" She then squeezed a whole lemon on the guy's face.
Then I take it you've never seen Showgirls.