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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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If you kept in within a days drive or so, what is the best clubbing region IYO

I was thinking about this, if you were a monger with no life other than strip clubbing hell I know a few, myself included, but where would a great place to live for you be. Lets try to keep it…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 44

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PSA: To all those who PM me a for a good time

I am not the girl in my avatar/photos There are others with avatars/photos of females, they are not them either. It’s all a lie. We have dicks. And most certainly do not want to fuck you. Granted, there are those rare few who…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 2

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Ability for VIP members to vote off photos

Why do we have to look at these troll photos fuck this. Certain amount VIP members downvote a photo that shit is gone. 20 or so votes or some shit like that. Maybe founder would be agree. What yall think…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 7

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Should we be allowed to take back 1 thread a year

I saw in another thread the OP made a horrible mistake and wanted to take it back due to drunk posting. I was just about to post a thread on Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot that they really weren’t suck…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

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That one time you fell sorry for a stripper (or customer)

Even though your not supposed we may have a moment of weakness from time to time. One I had not too long ago was kind of random. It was at Sahara Theater in Anaheim. One dancer came up to me,…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 11

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Slow Jam vs. Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

Two very different clubbing styles. I can go either way on them depending on where i'm at and how to maximize value/fun/time. One you have revolving door ITC fun. Your in and out. Your not about hanging out, just go…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 15

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We should be more CONSIDERATE of a stripper's feelings

How would YOU like it if men showed up at your workplace asking to have sex with you? Me I would at least wait to hear there offer but after that I would likely be outright horrified! Think about it.…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 20

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Seeking.com, How to lead off?

I was just throwing this by TUSCL because I'm truly curious. I talked to some girls off SA and they said they most have guys start off by saying their whole spiel. Meet me up at X hotel for X…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 18

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Hot stripper but sounds like Eddie Vedder. Should I put my dick in it?

Alright I’m at the club the other night and met one of these cool rocker chick alt girls. Different look in flannel and all that, free spirit we really hit it off. She said sings too, gets up on stage…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 13

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Thanks to TUSCL

Before TUSCL, I used to wait weeks before popping the big question to a favorite stripper (you know the ole’ “Can I fuck your face for hours on end at the local motel 6”) Now thanks to TUSCL I now ask…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 9

Tropicana

Reynosa, TM

Is this the place where memberships a smiling face?

Also where drinks are free? Fun and sunshine enough for everyone? And I was just worried if I was able to suntan. Thanks.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 1

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Follies now hiring seniors

Auditions will be next month https://www.forsythnews.com/local/lifestyles/feature-stories/follies-seeking-talented-seniors/

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 8 4

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How can somebody function as an adult with 11 inch press on nails

Picking things up, typing, writing, I don’t know poking yours or somebodies eye out. I understand these girls are trying to look Cardi B but jeez. This must be a new fad.

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 11

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The greatest strip club in the America, quite possibly the world?

Tired of waking up in the morning at a lame strip club? Sick of overweight, ugly, smelly strippers with an attitude? Fed up with being treated as some regular, normal, earth human? Then stop by Manhattan's finest gentleman's club, Lerouge Lounge CLASS ELEGANCE FANCY COOL EXCITING FREINDS VIP NOT…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 11

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Hi, I'm too scared to ask a stripper directly if she want to suck my dick!

So how can I go about this indirectly? Smoke signals? Pyrotechnics? I'm currently taking classes in interpretive dance, how can we apply that to what we're talking about here? I want to hear from the TRUE EXPERTS. Lets overanalyze in…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 34 16

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Weighing a sugar baby offer

Hi guys I’m currently been offered what I feel might be the chance of a lifetime and I’m prepared to make the offer of the century. This one Sugar baby I’m talking to would offer me hot pics in exchange…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 17

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New Decade Coming Up, Looking Back and Looking Ahead

To me the last 10 years just flew the fuck by. It made me realize we don't really live that long. 2010's doesn't really have a catchy abbreviation, you have to say it all out. It's kind of mouthful and…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 16

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New Pornstar fav...Violet Myers

I really dig this girl. After a year or so of being into Rose Monroe as my fav in porn for 2019, I think Violet Myers is stealing the title now. This is what the new hot girl kind of…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 7

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Double takes in a strip club

What were some eye opening moments you guys have had, where you just like "WOAH" I got two off the top of my head. 1. I was in LA and it was late on a Saturday night. I just about to…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 18

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Private photos

Talked about it in Founders thread a little bit but I feel it merits its own thread. Specifically photos. Right now the photos are all on the front page for the world to see. Would dancers be comfortable posting nudes…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 1

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Me and Rick Dugan working the Soup Kitchen

Me and Rick decided to be good Christians for the holidays and work at the local soup kitchen this weekend. As the people came through we asked then what they did for a living. The first girl said “Doctor” and…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 5

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Yes your pathetic, but you can die knowing your not this pathetic

https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/ Fucking nerds

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 17

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Awkward OTC date with middle eastern girl

I was able to get this one Persian dancer out of the club. Really pretty, reminded me of a life like Jasmine from the movie Aladdin. It got me thinking, you know what would be great if I “themed” the…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 23

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Examples of AWFUL stripper personalities

I got one last night, this one girl in VIP petitie stunner. Showpalace, Queens. Don't ask how she ended up in VIP with me without screening her out, just accept the fact that I am a fucking moron and it's…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 24

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Beutiful Face, Meh body

I was down in Philadelphia this weekend. Got dances from a girl who was fucking gorgeous. Brunette, olive skin, beautiful dark eyes (the kind where you can't even see the white in her eyes and she's got slight squinting look,…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 12
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