Famous women that you just don't get why people think they're hot
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There's certain women out there that men absolutely crazy over, that I on the other hand wouldn't even buy a dance from in the strip club. I'll do three.
3. Sash Grey. This one isn't like the next two. She's not ugly but I just have a hard time understanding why she is the TOP porn star of the last decade or so. And I'm a brunette guy too.
2. Kristen Bell. Nope.
1. Nicole Kidman. Don't get it. Never got it. If she offered free sex at any point I would turn that down immediately.
3. Sash Grey. This one isn't like the next two. She's not ugly but I just have a hard time understanding why she is the TOP porn star of the last decade or so. And I'm a brunette guy too.
2. Kristen Bell. Nope.
1. Nicole Kidman. Don't get it. Never got it. If she offered free sex at any point I would turn that down immediately.
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Chrissy Teigen (this was also brought up in a recent thread as being a butterface).
Demi Moore before or after the boob job.
Lady Gaga (super talented, but ugh)
J Lo (not J Law)
Lilly Collins - cannot get past the eyebrows
Kristen bell was hot a while back. Not so much now. But that can be said about most women.
I would add "Madonna". I never understood why she was considered "Hot" at all (other than just acting slutty).
During her time in the industry, she was one of the most attractive actresses, and then her popularity jolted up because she did a whole lot of everything at least once, including fetishes considered taboo at the time. (Stuff that may be more accepted now, but mid to late 2000s... not so much.). That and I guess people were intrigued (some definitely annoyed) by her very vocal demands in the majority of her scenes.
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Loved Demi Moore at the start of her career, but then she got all weird and didn't age well. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/84/6a/1d/846a1…
1. Julia Roberts: Just not attractive
2. Chrissy Teigen: Not at all attractive, and horrible personality. Totally don't get it.
3. Angelina Jolie
Although I would not argue with a single other one mentioned on this thread so far
Susan Sarandon. She played a flakey borderline likable character in Bull Durham, which was the only thing that saved her performance. Outside that movie, no. Just no.
JLo, Beyonce, Kim K and that whole thick booty crowd. I'm not their audience and never will be, but really?
Angelina Jolie was attractive at least before she decided Skeletor was the look for her.
From this thread, agreed with Chrissy Teigen, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker. Vehemently disagree with Kristen Bell, J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston (really???). Kind of agree with Scarlett Johanssen, she's very hit and miss.
I'll add one to the list: Jessica Biel. Just don't see it. Regarding not aging well, I give you Kelly McGillis.
J Lo
Angelina Jolie
Same really for Julia Roberts: not pretty but sexy because of her great acting, perky quirky ness and crazy laugh.
Scarlet Johannson does it for me though. See Lost in Translation.
Melanie Griffith -- don't get that at all. Man face. Antonio Banderas must see something in her though.
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By “girl hot” I mean it’s somebody attractive and has a sense of style. But maybe doesn’t have the quality of being as “fuckable”. For example, Sarah Jessica Parker is known for a sense of style and great hair and clear skin. And she’s most well known for chick-flicks like Sex and the City. Megan Fox had a certain amount of sultry and a bad bitch aspect to her and is someone who is “guy-hot”. Sarah Jessica Parker had a play-nice image and Megan Fox talked about before that it was difficult for her making friends (especially female friends)
Lizzo is an obvious example of girl-hot who was able to be portayed as a dancer in the Hustlers movie, despite that she would be laughed out of any Manhattan Club audition if she tried IRL. But hey, in fantasy chick flicks, somebody who can make it as girl-hot can cross over to guy-hot as well.
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were both able to toe the line of being both “girl-hot” and “guy-hot” at the same time in the public eye it seemed. But even then, I think Aniston leaned more “girl-hot”. Jolie leaned more “guy-hot” And all that was why the public went especially apeshit over the Bradgelina thing. Saga battle of the “pretty” vs “sexy” It’s tough to be both.
And yes I would do nay of them, except Kelly McGillis and Barbra Streisand. McGillis was hot 30 years ago and Streisand has been homely for almost a century.
Does anyone actually think Lady Gaga is attractive? I think it's more about her talent, gimmicks, and antics than physical beauty.
Watch Jaime Lee Curtis and her big, beautiful, natural tits in Trading Places, and her more MILFtastic strip tease in True Lies, and you will understand why so many find her so attractive.
Not any Kardashian, ever. I've tried, but I can't see it.
Jolie was hot in her 60 seconds/Lara Croft prime, but lost waaaay too much weight. How you become anorexic in New Orleans with all those fantastic restaurants is beyond me. Maybe it's bulimia, not anorexia. Binge and purge. I could see that.
Beyonce. Nope. Tried, but it's not there.
Cameron Diaz. Too bony. She was hot in The Mask, but then she lost her curves.
ScarJo has been getting hotter. Right around The Winter Soldier she turned a corner with a look that appealed to me.
Definitely agree, so damn hot in The Mask.
"Beyonce. Nope. Tried, but it's not there."
You don't think her face is gorgeous? Her body isn't my thing, total turnoff, but man I dig her face. Same comment with Alicia Keyes
I seriously wouldn’t look twice at most of the women named in this thread even with their professionally done airbrushed looks much less at what they must look like in real life.
+1 for Jennifer Aniston and Scarlett Johansson, never more than average to me.
Someone I expected to appear on someone's yuk list but didn't and who I think is hot: Hilary Swank (and that Office episode about her being hot or not was funny)
Agreed on yuk to:
-Brigette Nielsen
-Teigen (annoying and now chubby)
-Zellweger (she was GND mildly hot before the facial plastic mess, now kinda clownish and also weird if you watched her award speeches this year)
-Melanie Griffith (I don't get it either. Apparently she was a great lay and fucked her way to the top per gossip reports)
-Sarah Jessica Parker - Just ugh. But I thought that little brunette in her Sex in the City show was hot.
-All the Kardashians
My Meh list (not on yuk list):
-Johansson
-Roberts
Hot (contrary to some views expressed above):
-Aniston
-Jolie
Just kidding - she's one of finest walking
I never understood Julia Roberts. I still don’t get Chrissy Tiegen.
I never got the waif look during the heroin sheik days. Kate Moss and that crowd.
With apologies to Papi Chulo, I don’t get the huge and fake butt group like Nikki Minaj.
I remember watching two movies in the mid 90s. One was Beautiful Girls and the other was The Truth About Cat And Dogs. If you still haven't figured it out, the "hottie" in both of these movies was Uma Thurman. It was amusing to me that all the guys and even the girls in both of these movies would fawn all over her and i would think those were some of the worst brainwashing attempts i've ever seen. I'm not saying that she was unattractive, but i didn't get it. Still don't. This was also repeated in Kill Bill to a degree. Or how about that scene in the Dark Knight where the Joker tells Maggie Gyllenhaal "You are beautiful."? I heard that at one of the showings, some dude in the audience then immediately yelled out "LIAR!" and got a bunch of laughs...
I don't get Emma Watson's appeal to huge chunks of the internet. Cute with a boring body.
Emelia Clark is also a 7 people pretend is a 10.
SJP was attractive in her youth but age hit her hard (maybe because she skipped plastic surgery?). She's not a 10, and was arguably the least attractive woman on Sex in the City, but she's not bad looking.
I will say Melanie Griffith is definitely one I could have listed. I just don't see it. Don Johnson and Antonio Bandares could get like anybody but that's who they went with alrighty then.
I expected to hear some Drew Barrymore but I thought she was really hot in the wedding singer.
Surprised to see Kim Kardashian, JLo and Beyoncé. I'm not really of fan of their work but at one point they were incredibly hot to me. To each his own. It just goes to show how wildly different we rate some of these girls.
do we all see model types that blow away each and every single one of the above? yes
do we see girls that on those cheerleader tournaments prettier than above? yes
or how about the U.S. actresses that are lesser known?
or how about pretty entertainers in other parts of the world?
see throughout the whole entire entertainment industry the ones that are the heads of each field (music, movies, tv, etc) are concerned about who can carry their vehicles and make the most amount of money. so these chief execs are going to constantly keep using all of the above girls because they have proven way more often than not they are money in the bank. as a result you don't much to really choose from in the hotness department.
whenever i watch a tv show or a movie the girls i often notice the most are the ones in the background. the extras in scenes. i always question, "why can't they let that piece of ass in the background be the major star instead?"
I don't know who originally said it or the exact wording but it was some Hollywood starlet:
"The look I try to achieve is so all the women in the room want to be me and all the men in the room want to fuck me."
I agree, but I also think you're making an argument that's a bit circular. There are women 10x hotter -- in a classic beauty sense -- than even the hottest female leads. Why? Why aren't the hottest actresses the ones who are "money in the bank"? Shouldn't their hotness make them even more money in the bank? Or, as you yourself asked, "why can't they let that piece of ass in the background be the major star instead?" I mean, even models that make it as actresses, aren't the hottest models (cue Milla Jovovich). There's a few exceptions who prove the rule (for me, young Halle Berry hits it), but I'm not sure there's any model-beautiful leading ladies, and exceptions are rare.
I suspect there's an answer to this, and that answer is: for whatever reason, audiences don't take to those impossibly beautiful women in those roles. We are okay with them as supporting actresses, we love them as models and instagram influencers (and in our collective case, strippers). But there's a direct cause-and-effect here: the most gorgeous classically beautiful women aren't appealing as leading ladies in movies, just supporting actresses, character actresses, mean girls, etc.
Just a dopey theory after thinking about this for 2 minutes. And I'm not even stoned lol.
That, or the somewhat less beautiful actresses that are the leads are just simply better actresses. For example, Helen Hunt, Annette Benning, Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Thompson, Hilary Swank, Kate Winslet, Marion Cotillard . . .
Not a pure 10 in the bunch (IMO) but there's some 8+ there and with top notch acting talent
There is a huge difference between being hot and being a popular entertainer or celebrity.
I did not find Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears or Katie Perry hot but I understand while they were popular.
I did not find Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, or Courtney Cox hot but I like watching Friends (for the comedy, not for the eye candy).
I would not pay to watch Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock in a movie because they are hot but because they are good actresses.
Context does matter, because if anyone of the previous mentioned women had their lips around my cock, they would be a 10. NO doubt about it.
The most over-hyped in hotness actresses imo:
1) Anne Hathaway.
2) Cameron Diaz.
3) Gal Gadot. (This is a tough add to the list. I think she is pretty, but not like top 10 hot, where is gets ranked in some lists. I like her personality though, and would buy her a drink before buying a dance, but then I'd buy a dance from her in the end.)
+ Julia Roberts - I assume she in part got labeled as a sex-symbol b/c of the "Pretty Woman" role
+ Jenifer Anniston - I don't think she's ugly per se but looking at her I never felt she got my juices flowing per se; at least not at the level the media made her out to be
From reading others' submissions:
+ Nicole Kidman - I've never found pasty-white skin sexy, nor am I'm into natural redheads for the most-part, nor really-thin women
+ Gwyneth Paltro - way too skinny, too pasty, and dangly, for my taste
+ Jamie Lee Curtis - I do like her bod (slim with big natural tits works for me) - I think she was considered sexy mostly b/c of her figure - that boy hairstyle she constantly sported didn't do her any favors IMO
+ Angelina Jolie - I thought she was sexy at her peak - and her badgirl image kinda added to her sexiness for me
+ Demi Moore - I thought she was cute but not IBM (instant boner material) for me - too GND-looking for me and GND is not what I'm into
+ Lady Gaga - I don't think she's beautiful but as JamesSD mentioned she does have a pretty-nice bod when she dresses slutty - I don't necessarily think she's hyped-up as much as others w.r.t. being a sex-symbol; seems more people talk about her talent
+ J Lo - I thought she was fairly sexy in her younger days - I like the darker skin tone thus liked her olive-skin
+ Madonna - thought she was sexy in the early-80s in her "Desperately Seeking Susan" look but less-so as time went on
+ Brigitte Nielsen - I thought she was sexy in her 20s
+ Sarah Jessica Parker - yeah her face is rough
+ Kim Kardashian - I think she's pretty-hot and more my type - dark-look (dark wavy hair which I find very attractive), and very curvy which I find very attractive
Yeap - in the past people TUSCLers would post pics of women they thought were hot (8+s) and the OP of the thread thought everyone would agree w/ him but often times he was in for a rude surprise - with time less and less TUSCLers started posting such threads that went along the lines of "this chick is at least an 8+ ..."
Y’all do know she was born a man at birth and made a woman . Look it up.
The first person I think of that I don’t understand why dudes is so into is pornstar Angela White. I mean she ain’t ugly. But the fact this chick has won pornstar of the year award 3 straight years is befuddling. Maybe it’s the big natural tits and her overall thickness that makes her appealing to white and black males alike.
As far as actresses or musicians. Never got Julia Roberts either. But I generally don’t like anyone from Cobb County.
Angelina Jolie is hot, J-Ho, I mean J-Lo is hot so I don’t know what Y’all talking about.
Oh yeah . Chrissy teigen is ugly AF. Talks too much and looks a little “Downsy” IMO