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Famous women that you just don't get why people think they're hot

Thursday, May 21, 2020 7:32 PM
There's certain women out there that men absolutely crazy over, that I on the other hand wouldn't even buy a dance from in the strip club. I'll do three. 3. Sash Grey. This one isn't like the next two. She's not ugly but I just have a hard time understanding why she is the TOP porn star of the last decade or so. And I'm a brunette guy too. 2. Kristen Bell. Nope. 1. Nicole Kidman. Don't get it. Never got it. If she offered free sex at any point I would turn that down immediately.

77 comments

  • Lone_Wolf
    4 years ago
    Jamie Lee Curtis
  • elmer
    4 years ago
    Angelina Jolie. Just could never figure out what the attraction was for so many people.
  • blahblahblah23
    4 years ago
    ^angelina is gorgeous
  • goldmongerATL
    4 years ago
    Paris Hilton. Chrissy Teigen (this was also brought up in a recent thread as being a butterface). Demi Moore before or after the boob job. Lady Gaga (super talented, but ugh) J Lo (not J Law) Lilly Collins - cannot get past the eyebrows Kristen bell was hot a while back. Not so much now. But that can be said about most women.
  • Uprightcitizen
    4 years ago
    Jamie Lee had a smoking body and bubbly personality. But yes she kinda has a "boy-ish" face. I would add "Madonna". I never understood why she was considered "Hot" at all (other than just acting slutty).
  • chessmaster
    4 years ago
    Scarlet Johansson
  • crazyjoe
    4 years ago
    Drew Barrymore
  • crazyjoe
    4 years ago
    Angelina is very hot
  • Eve
    4 years ago
    > Sasha Grey During her time in the industry, she was one of the most attractive actresses, and then her popularity jolted up because she did a whole lot of everything at least once, including fetishes considered taboo at the time. (Stuff that may be more accepted now, but mid to late 2000s... not so much.). That and I guess people were intrigued (some definitely annoyed) by her very vocal demands in the majority of her scenes.
  • rattdog
    4 years ago
    madonna in the 80's had a real sexy italian face with really great hair. i grew up in the 80's, and there were thousands of girls that adopted her look.
  • Nidan111
    4 years ago
    Is there such a thing as a woman that is not hot?
  • datinman
    4 years ago
    Julia Roberts. I never got it. Even in her prime, I was like would I even notice her walking in the mall if she wasn't famous? They made a big deal when she married Lyle Lovett. How could this beautiful woman marry such an ugly man? I, personally, thought they looked like they could be brother and sister. [view link]
  • Warrior15
    4 years ago
    Brigitte Nielsen. Even when she was young, she was too tall. And she did not age well. She's scary now.
  • misterorange
    4 years ago
    Sarah Jessica Parker - eeeewwwww.... what a horseface. Loved Demi Moore at the start of her career, but then she got all weird and didn't age well. [view link]
  • mark94
    4 years ago
    Star Trek fans may remember Mudd’s women. A group of women given a placebo drug they believed made them attractive. Their resulting confidence actually did make them attractive to men. For women like JLo and ScarJo, there might be something like that going on.
  • Longball300
    4 years ago
    I concur that Jolie, Johansson and Barrymore do nothing for me. Not ugly, just not that attractive to me. I will add (sorry all you big butt midget lovers) Kim Kardashian to the list as well as Uma Thurman and the Hadid sisters.
  • Subraman
    4 years ago
    My two big ones are: 1. Julia Roberts: Just not attractive 2. Chrissy Teigen: Not at all attractive, and horrible personality. Totally don't get it. 3. Angelina Jolie Although I would not argue with a single other one mentioned on this thread so far
  • AbbieNormal
    4 years ago
    Melanie Griffith. She can ruin virtually any movie for me, and has done so many times. Susan Sarandon. She played a flakey borderline likable character in Bull Durham, which was the only thing that saved her performance. Outside that movie, no. Just no. JLo, Beyonce, Kim K and that whole thick booty crowd. I'm not their audience and never will be, but really? Angelina Jolie was attractive at least before she decided Skeletor was the look for her.
  • RamPaige
    4 years ago
    Jennifer Anniston never did anything for me.
  • chessmaster
    4 years ago
    Give me some kim k any day. Ill die a happy man.
  • Warrior15
    4 years ago
    KIm k pre-Kanye was hot. After Kanye, not so much.
  • chessmaster
    4 years ago
    Yes, pre kanye. Would still give it to her now though.
  • SteveSutton
    4 years ago
    The Kardashians are interesting and very polarizing. Kourtney gets my heart racing. Kim and Khloe don't. Kylie Jenner no f'n way, but Kendall is smoking hot. From this thread, agreed with Chrissy Teigen, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker. Vehemently disagree with Kristen Bell, J-Lo, Jennifer Aniston (really???). Kind of agree with Scarlett Johanssen, she's very hit and miss. I'll add one to the list: Jessica Biel. Just don't see it. Regarding not aging well, I give you Kelly McGillis.
  • Studme53
    4 years ago
    Weird - I think every woman mentioned in this thread is hot. Admittedly some more than others. Every single one (in their prime) would be considered outstanding if they were dancers at a club you went to.
  • shadowcat
    4 years ago
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For me one of the worst is Barbra Streisand. Even my mother described her as homely.
  • FishHawk
    4 years ago
    Beauty is much an attitude as looks. A lot of these ladies acted hot. So in the movies they were hot. In one still photo taken out of context maybe not so much.
  • FishHawk
    4 years ago
    I find it hard to believe that given a chance to fuck them many guys on this site would walk away.
  • MalakingDog
    4 years ago
    Julia Roberts J Lo Angelina Jolie
  • twentyfive
    4 years ago
    ^ I find it difficult to believe anyone would have a problem with Melanie Griffith I have always been a fan of hers and always will be.
  • loper
    4 years ago
    I don't think anyone thinks that Lady Gaga is hot, but love her voice and muscianship. Same really for Julia Roberts: not pretty but sexy because of her great acting, perky quirky ness and crazy laugh. Scarlet Johannson does it for me though. See Lost in Translation.
  • Longball300
    4 years ago
    And granted much of it is age / point in time related; I thought Bridgette Nielsen in Rocky II was pretty good and sorry I personally like Jessica Biel, so as always to each their own. Seems like a lot of them we can agree on that we just don't get it.
  • loper
    4 years ago
    Yeah, love Susan Sarandon's acting, but face not so much. Melanie Griffith -- don't get that at all. Man face. Antonio Banderas must see something in her though.
  • twentyfive
    4 years ago
    ^ so did Don Johnson lol
  • nicespice
    4 years ago
    I feel like a lot of the listed females mentioned in this thread (not all) boil down to being more “girl hot” than “guy hot”. By “girl hot” I mean it’s somebody attractive and has a sense of style. But maybe doesn’t have the quality of being as “fuckable”. For example, Sarah Jessica Parker is known for a sense of style and great hair and clear skin. And she’s most well known for chick-flicks like Sex and the City. Megan Fox had a certain amount of sultry and a bad bitch aspect to her and is someone who is “guy-hot”. Sarah Jessica Parker had a play-nice image and Megan Fox talked about before that it was difficult for her making friends (especially female friends) Lizzo is an obvious example of girl-hot who was able to be portayed as a dancer in the Hustlers movie, despite that she would be laughed out of any Manhattan Club audition if she tried IRL. But hey, in fantasy chick flicks, somebody who can make it as girl-hot can cross over to guy-hot as well. Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were both able to toe the line of being both “girl-hot” and “guy-hot” at the same time in the public eye it seemed. But even then, I think Aniston leaned more “girl-hot”. Jolie leaned more “guy-hot” And all that was why the public went especially apeshit over the Bradgelina thing. Saga battle of the “pretty” vs “sexy” It’s tough to be both.
  • EastCoaster
    4 years ago
    I agree about Julia Roberts. Years ago, Rolling Stone did an extensive piece on her and included a photo from when she was in high school. Wow, she was *definitely* cute then. Judging from that photo, I think she may have had plastic surgery before she got famous. If that's true, it was a swing and a miss. Yer out.
  • nicespice
    4 years ago
    But then again 4.5 votes in this thread goes to Jolie not being as hot as portrayed. But I’ve heard dudes love Jolie during Tomb raider days. Maybe she just evolved 🤔 or I’m wrong and she’s mostly girl-hot idk
  • mark94
    4 years ago
    Between lighting, lenses, and makeup, a woman can be gorgeous on the screen and dog ugly in real life. Did no one see Tootsie ?
  • goldmongerATL
    4 years ago
    I thought Jolie was really hot in Mr and Mrs Smith. On Julia Roberts, if you look at the dinner scene in Notting Hill, supposedly her character pointing out her plastic surgeries are actually Julia Roberts' surgeries. If I recall, nose, chin and eyes. And yes I would do nay of them, except Kelly McGillis and Barbra Streisand. McGillis was hot 30 years ago and Streisand has been homely for almost a century.
  • gammanu95
    4 years ago
    Chrissy Teigen. Fuck is she ugly. Does anyone actually think Lady Gaga is attractive? I think it's more about her talent, gimmicks, and antics than physical beauty. Watch Jaime Lee Curtis and her big, beautiful, natural tits in Trading Places, and her more MILFtastic strip tease in True Lies, and you will understand why so many find her so attractive. Not any Kardashian, ever. I've tried, but I can't see it. Jolie was hot in her 60 seconds/Lara Croft prime, but lost waaaay too much weight. How you become anorexic in New Orleans with all those fantastic restaurants is beyond me. Maybe it's bulimia, not anorexia. Binge and purge. I could see that. Beyonce. Nope. Tried, but it's not there. Cameron Diaz. Too bony. She was hot in The Mask, but then she lost her curves. ScarJo has been getting hotter. Right around The Winter Soldier she turned a corner with a look that appealed to me.
  • mark94
    4 years ago
    An average model in NY or Miami is hotter than 99% of Hollywood actresses.
  • Subraman
    4 years ago
    "Cameron Diaz. Too bony. She was hot in The Mask, but then she lost her curves." Definitely agree, so damn hot in The Mask. "Beyonce. Nope. Tried, but it's not there." You don't think her face is gorgeous? Her body isn't my thing, total turnoff, but man I dig her face. Same comment with Alicia Keyes
  • twentyfive
    4 years ago
    I disagree with y’all about Cameron Diaz she just has the cutest personality and there’s something about Cameron that is fantastic.
  • BabyDoc
    4 years ago
    Years ago I met and spent hours with a very popular Hollywood sex symbol who was donating her time to a worthwhile charity event. I won’t name her (she’s not on this thread) because she was an absolute sweetheart and very down to earth but the truth is she was quite frumpy body wise and shockingly plain in the face. I seriously wouldn’t look twice at most of the women named in this thread even with their professionally done airbrushed looks much less at what they must look like in real life.
  • Tetradon
    4 years ago
    Renee Zellweger is just gross to me. That face, yuck. +1 for Jennifer Aniston and Scarlett Johansson, never more than average to me.
  • mark94
    4 years ago
    Zellwegger had plastic surgery a few years ago that literally made her unrecognizable.
  • mark94
    4 years ago
    Angelina Jolie has always had that I’m-crazy-as-fuck vibe that made her hot.
  • londonguy
    4 years ago
    Angelina Jolie and all the Kardashians
  • DeclineToState
    4 years ago
    My addition to the Yuk list: Kirsten Dunst - Double Yuk Someone I expected to appear on someone's yuk list but didn't and who I think is hot: Hilary Swank (and that Office episode about her being hot or not was funny) Agreed on yuk to: -Brigette Nielsen -Teigen (annoying and now chubby) -Zellweger (she was GND mildly hot before the facial plastic mess, now kinda clownish and also weird if you watched her award speeches this year) -Melanie Griffith (I don't get it either. Apparently she was a great lay and fucked her way to the top per gossip reports) -Sarah Jessica Parker - Just ugh. But I thought that little brunette in her Sex in the City show was hot. -All the Kardashians My Meh list (not on yuk list): -Johansson -Roberts Hot (contrary to some views expressed above): -Aniston -Jolie
  • gammanu95
    4 years ago
    Check out Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia. In the first part pd the film she is grinding away topless ona guy. Great natural tits and flawless cowgirl grind. What we all want from a girl on top. She also has an excellent, albeit far too brief, full frontal scene later in the movie.
  • Lone_Wolf
    4 years ago
    Penelope Cruz Just kidding - she's one of finest walking
  • TxVegas
    4 years ago
    I like Jolie in the Gia and Tomb Raider days. I never understood Julia Roberts. I still don’t get Chrissy Tiegen. I never got the waif look during the heroin sheik days. Kate Moss and that crowd. With apologies to Papi Chulo, I don’t get the huge and fake butt group like Nikki Minaj.
  • misterorange
    4 years ago
    @nicespice - Re: Angelina Jolie. Guys were smitten with the Lara Croft video game character long before the movie came out. That might sound weird, but it's certainly not uncommon. It was much the same with the Jessica Rabbit cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I remember playing Tomb Raider (I think on PS2 back then?) and all we could think/talk about was if there was a real-life woman like Lara Croft, how fuckin' hot she would be. To her credit (and the makeup artists and wardrobe people) Angelina made a really good Lara Croft, but at least half the infatuation with the actress at that time was the feeling like she was a "fantasy come to life." I'm not saying she wasn't a good-looking woman, and I'm not even so sure she belongs on this list, but the only time I ever thought she looked genuinely smokin' hot was in the Tomb Raider movies, more because of the character than the actress. Let's face it, the long pony tail and those H&K .45s strapped to her thighs did a lot for the overall look. Other than that, she's just okay for me.
  • theDirkDiggler
    4 years ago
    So a female look bashing discussion. Yay... I wonder if Cardi B and Lady Gaga are even actually considered hot by many people. Amazing what fame and money can do for you. Also are we being a little bit hard on the "butter" faces? Or is a pretty face an absolute requirement for being hot? Because most of these girls listed have some butter in the face. The bodies are a whole nuther story... I remember watching two movies in the mid 90s. One was Beautiful Girls and the other was The Truth About Cat And Dogs. If you still haven't figured it out, the "hottie" in both of these movies was Uma Thurman. It was amusing to me that all the guys and even the girls in both of these movies would fawn all over her and i would think those were some of the worst brainwashing attempts i've ever seen. I'm not saying that she was unattractive, but i didn't get it. Still don't. This was also repeated in Kill Bill to a degree. Or how about that scene in the Dark Knight where the Joker tells Maggie Gyllenhaal "You are beautiful."? I heard that at one of the showings, some dude in the audience then immediately yelled out "LIAR!" and got a bunch of laughs...
  • JamesSD
    4 years ago
    Sasha Grey is super cute. She's not like the most gorgeous woman on the planet but I would buy a dance from her lookalike. I don't get Emma Watson's appeal to huge chunks of the internet. Cute with a boring body. Emelia Clark is also a 7 people pretend is a 10. SJP was attractive in her youth but age hit her hard (maybe because she skipped plastic surgery?). She's not a 10, and was arguably the least attractive woman on Sex in the City, but she's not bad looking.
  • JamesSD
    4 years ago
    Lady Gaga is attractive... She has a very good body when she wants to show it off. Her face is ok
  • amorgaudium
    4 years ago
    one for me right now is Lindsey vohn, I get she's got some gold medals but idk, I don't get it lol
  • Muddy
    4 years ago
    Interesting responses, obviously gonna be a lot disagreement that's kind of the point. I will say Melanie Griffith is definitely one I could have listed. I just don't see it. Don Johnson and Antonio Bandares could get like anybody but that's who they went with alrighty then. I expected to hear some Drew Barrymore but I thought she was really hot in the wedding singer. Surprised to see Kim Kardashian, JLo and Beyoncé. I'm not really of fan of their work but at one point they were incredibly hot to me. To each his own. It just goes to show how wildly different we rate some of these girls.
  • rattdog
    4 years ago
    do we all see girls in strip clubs that are prettier than all of the above entertainers above? yes do we all see model types that blow away each and every single one of the above? yes do we see girls that on those cheerleader tournaments prettier than above? yes or how about the U.S. actresses that are lesser known? or how about pretty entertainers in other parts of the world? see throughout the whole entire entertainment industry the ones that are the heads of each field (music, movies, tv, etc) are concerned about who can carry their vehicles and make the most amount of money. so these chief execs are going to constantly keep using all of the above girls because they have proven way more often than not they are money in the bank. as a result you don't much to really choose from in the hotness department. whenever i watch a tv show or a movie the girls i often notice the most are the ones in the background. the extras in scenes. i always question, "why can't they let that piece of ass in the background be the major star instead?"
  • magicrat
    4 years ago
    Taylor Swift
  • goldmongerATL
    4 years ago
    Taylor Swift tries to be "frumpy sexy" with costumes that are G rated. I don't know who originally said it or the exact wording but it was some Hollywood starlet: "The look I try to achieve is so all the women in the room want to be me and all the men in the room want to fuck me."
  • goldmongerATL
    4 years ago
    There was also some 30's actress that said when she went to those big Hollywood parties she wore something it was easy to get in and out of and then back to the party.
  • Subraman
    4 years ago
    "see throughout the whole entire entertainment industry the ones that are the heads of each field (music, movies, tv, etc) are concerned about who can carry their vehicles and make the most amount of money. so these chief execs are going to constantly keep using all of the above girls because they have proven way more often than not they are money in the bank. as a result you don't much to really choose from in the hotness department" I agree, but I also think you're making an argument that's a bit circular. There are women 10x hotter -- in a classic beauty sense -- than even the hottest female leads. Why? Why aren't the hottest actresses the ones who are "money in the bank"? Shouldn't their hotness make them even more money in the bank? Or, as you yourself asked, "why can't they let that piece of ass in the background be the major star instead?" I mean, even models that make it as actresses, aren't the hottest models (cue Milla Jovovich). There's a few exceptions who prove the rule (for me, young Halle Berry hits it), but I'm not sure there's any model-beautiful leading ladies, and exceptions are rare. I suspect there's an answer to this, and that answer is: for whatever reason, audiences don't take to those impossibly beautiful women in those roles. We are okay with them as supporting actresses, we love them as models and instagram influencers (and in our collective case, strippers). But there's a direct cause-and-effect here: the most gorgeous classically beautiful women aren't appealing as leading ladies in movies, just supporting actresses, character actresses, mean girls, etc. Just a dopey theory after thinking about this for 2 minutes. And I'm not even stoned lol.
  • DeclineToState
    4 years ago
    ->"the most gorgeous classically beautiful women aren't appealing as leading ladies in movies, just supporting actresses, character actresses, mean girls, etc" That, or the somewhat less beautiful actresses that are the leads are just simply better actresses. For example, Helen Hunt, Annette Benning, Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Thompson, Hilary Swank, Kate Winslet, Marion Cotillard . . . Not a pure 10 in the bunch (IMO) but there's some 8+ there and with top notch acting talent
  • rattdog
    4 years ago
    cardi b. i think i turned her down a couple of times for lapdances when she used to work over at sin city in the bronx. didn't care for her then and i certainly don't care for her now.
  • Cristobal
    4 years ago
    In 2013 People Magazine named actress Gwyneth Paltro the world's most beautiful person, I don't consider her the most beautiful person in the Iron Man movies she was costaring in. There is a huge difference between being hot and being a popular entertainer or celebrity. I did not find Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears or Katie Perry hot but I understand while they were popular. I did not find Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, or Courtney Cox hot but I like watching Friends (for the comedy, not for the eye candy). I would not pay to watch Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock in a movie because they are hot but because they are good actresses.
  • sindamien2g15
    4 years ago
    Emily blunt is freaking hot
  • loper
    4 years ago
    I had a lap dances with a wannabe actress who later was in a movie that Kirsten Dunst starred in. When she was naked on my lap I though she was absolutely the hottest thing in the world, but in the movie she looked more like a 7 or 8. Funny how context matters.
  • mark94
    4 years ago
    Of course, there’s the whole casting couch thing. For example, Jennifer Lawrence career was rumored to be solely a result of sleeping with Harvey Weinstein ( ugh ! ). I get the impression that sleeping your way to the top is the rule, not the exception, for actresses in movies and TV.
  • IwillLapAdancer
    4 years ago
    Awesome thread. Context does matter, because if anyone of the previous mentioned women had their lips around my cock, they would be a 10. NO doubt about it.
  • IwillLapAdancer
    4 years ago
    Okay, I'll play along. The most over-hyped in hotness actresses imo: 1) Anne Hathaway. 2) Cameron Diaz. 3) Gal Gadot. (This is a tough add to the list. I think she is pretty, but not like top 10 hot, where is gets ranked in some lists. I like her personality though, and would buy her a drink before buying a dance, but then I'd buy a dance from her in the end.)
  • loper
    4 years ago
    I was in love with Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman, not so much elsewhere. Anne Hathaway - ridiculously hot.
  • theDirkDiggler
    4 years ago
    Gal Gadot is one of those ladies who can pull off a civilian Diana Prince with no disguise (like silly glasses and a suit fro Clark Kent) and then transform to an Amazon Goddess...
  • Papi_Chulo
    4 years ago
    I misread the title of this thread and thought it was about women whom people thought they were hot but the women themselves didn't understand why people thought they were hot - anyway now that I know what the thread is about the first two that came to mind were: + Julia Roberts - I assume she in part got labeled as a sex-symbol b/c of the "Pretty Woman" role + Jenifer Anniston - I don't think she's ugly per se but looking at her I never felt she got my juices flowing per se; at least not at the level the media made her out to be From reading others' submissions: + Nicole Kidman - I've never found pasty-white skin sexy, nor am I'm into natural redheads for the most-part, nor really-thin women + Gwyneth Paltro - way too skinny, too pasty, and dangly, for my taste
  • Papi_Chulo
    4 years ago
    IDK several of the women that have been mentioned, but of the ones I know: + Jamie Lee Curtis - I do like her bod (slim with big natural tits works for me) - I think she was considered sexy mostly b/c of her figure - that boy hairstyle she constantly sported didn't do her any favors IMO + Angelina Jolie - I thought she was sexy at her peak - and her badgirl image kinda added to her sexiness for me + Demi Moore - I thought she was cute but not IBM (instant boner material) for me - too GND-looking for me and GND is not what I'm into + Lady Gaga - I don't think she's beautiful but as JamesSD mentioned she does have a pretty-nice bod when she dresses slutty - I don't necessarily think she's hyped-up as much as others w.r.t. being a sex-symbol; seems more people talk about her talent + J Lo - I thought she was fairly sexy in her younger days - I like the darker skin tone thus liked her olive-skin + Madonna - thought she was sexy in the early-80s in her "Desperately Seeking Susan" look but less-so as time went on + Brigitte Nielsen - I thought she was sexy in her 20s + Sarah Jessica Parker - yeah her face is rough + Kim Kardashian - I think she's pretty-hot and more my type - dark-look (dark wavy hair which I find very attractive), and very curvy which I find very attractive
  • Papi_Chulo
    4 years ago
    "... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ..." Yeap - in the past people TUSCLers would post pics of women they thought were hot (8+s) and the OP of the thread thought everyone would agree w/ him but often times he was in for a rude surprise - with time less and less TUSCLers started posting such threads that went along the lines of "this chick is at least an 8+ ..."
  • Garfield84
    4 years ago
    Before I get started. Kim k is fine as fuck. I love fake asses. And for those that said they don’t get Jaime Lee Curtis and said she look kind of “boyish”. Y’all do know she was born a man at birth and made a woman . Look it up. The first person I think of that I don’t understand why dudes is so into is pornstar Angela White. I mean she ain’t ugly. But the fact this chick has won pornstar of the year award 3 straight years is befuddling. Maybe it’s the big natural tits and her overall thickness that makes her appealing to white and black males alike. As far as actresses or musicians. Never got Julia Roberts either. But I generally don’t like anyone from Cobb County. Angelina Jolie is hot, J-Ho, I mean J-Lo is hot so I don’t know what Y’all talking about. Oh yeah . Chrissy teigen is ugly AF. Talks too much and looks a little “Downsy” IMO
  • JamesSD
    4 years ago
    I thought Cameron Diaz was sexy as fuck in The Mask , but she also wore false boobs under her dress. But time hasn't been kind to her. She's not ugly but she lost something.
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