Have you ever had a stripper embaress you in public?

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Muddy
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To tell you truth I usually don't. If they dress all slutty IDGAF. There was this one time though, I was picking up a fav. She had her kid and her nephew together and I gave her a ride to drop them off, then we were gonna hang out. They were hungry, it's all good we'll stop and get something. Go into the restaurant, some wing place and these fuck stains start running amok. My fav does nothing I guess that was just normal every day shit and everybody in the damn place is looking at me like "What are you gonna do about it DAD!?!?" I ran around rounding up these fucking kids, hiding behind other people's legs and shit, I scoop them up and they do it again. Fuck that shit never again, drive thru drive thru drive thru.

What about you?

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Muddy
5 years ago
*embarrass
Fuck that's gonna bother me looking at now.
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Eve
5 years ago
I think I felt my tubes tying themselves reading this.
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shadowcat
5 years ago
Not really embarrassed but I had an OTC date with a stripper and we went to a decent restaurant for dinner. I wished she had worn a different top instead of the one that said "Follies".
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K
5 years ago
many times.

The best example that comes to mind now

We stopped at a crowded bar next to the hotel before heading to the room. She was getting louder with each sip of whatever faux martini she ordered . Somewhere in the third one she decides to tell me I couldn't fuck her in the ass because she was having some surgery in a week. Not even a finger in her asshole when I go down on her.
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Warrior15
5 years ago
Actually she tried her best to embarrass me. But it didn't' happen. I was in Treasures in Houston. This is in the 90's when Treasures may have been the best strip club in the country. We were sitting a booth. She unzips me and pulls him out. Now initially the table was in between us and the rest of the club so no one could see what she was doing. I"m watching people walk by as my girl is stroking me. What I don't realize is that she is slowly pushing the table out of the way and exposing our action to others walking by. I"m not sure if she was wanting to get caught or what. But I wanted no part of putting on a show for the rest of the audience. I quickly zipped up, gave her a few 20s, then walked away.
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wallanon
5 years ago
Not really. Most of the strippers I hang out with OTC don't stand out in how they act or dress. But then there was one who wore a dress that barely covered her ass and decided she wanted to go shopping. She paid for her own stuff and it wasn't a big deal, but every time she needed to bend over to look at something she did the stripper bend with her legs straight and ass up. She had a great ass, so I wasn't complaining but am pretty sure I ended up in some cell phone snaps because I wasn't really paying attention to anything but her. This was years ago so the phone cameras weren't that great at the time.
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loper
5 years ago
Was eating lunch with my wife at Outback and ran into a stripper I knew well with what appeared to be her kids, boyfriend or husband, and mother in law. She pretended I wasn't there, probably for both of our benefit.
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IwillLapAdancer
5 years ago
Nope, but I have had a hooker embarrass me in a courtroom. Yeah, not a good day, that was. lol
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Eve
5 years ago
^ I hope it wasn't about child support.
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IwillLapAdancer
5 years ago
^ROFLMAO. Ah, no.
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Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
Ok so not a stripper but an SA girl but the way she acted she might as well been a stripper. I was in Tao nightclub in Vegas, had dinner and got a table with a bottle service package. She was soo fucked up on xanax and vodka her ass was hanging out on the dance floor with me and she insisted I had my hands firmly planted on her asscheeks. 15 minutes later we were escorted to the exit via the u/g service tunnels. She then proceeded to pass out in the casino bathroom stall and I had to get staff to slap her in a wheelchair, walk through the casino with her and toss her drunk ass in the hotel room bed (After tipping staff). My only regret was not taking a picture of her getting wheeled by security.
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Garfield84
5 years ago
@shadowcat... LOL... I just laughed out loud reading that my wife looking at me crazy
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
I haven't met many strippers OTC particularly in the last few-years, thus nothing really too-embarrassing - but 3 that come to mind:

1) back when I lived/SCed in Dallas in the 2000s - was under a lot of stress at work so bailed-early from work one afternoon and went on a rare dayshift visit at a black-dive (I was a salaried vs hourly-employee and we had flexibility of when we were in the office (within reason) if we had an appointment or something) - at the club I got some dances from a friendly AA in her mid-20s - her friendly-attitude is what I needed that day - asked her if she wanted to get a bite after her shift - she was unsure about it and leaning towards no but b/f she was leaving for the day said ok - we went to an AppleBees around dinner time which was pretty-packed and we got some stares - she was wearing a short-dress showing her thick thighs and she was pretty-tatted up which I hadn't noticed in the very dark club - anyway I guess we looked like an odd-pair, her a thick black chick tatted-up dressed like she was going to a block-party, and me a plain-looking straight-laced-looking whiteguy dressed in business-casual - nothing really happened just beyond more than one person looking at us and probably wondering something along the lines of wtf?

2) after I relocated backhome to Miami - went on a dinner-date with a light-skinned ebony (circa 2013) - she has half-Haitian half-Dominican - she was light brown-skinned - curvy like a black-girl but w/ the facial-features of a whitegirl - she def stood out w/ her kinda unique look - she was fairly tall for a woman, about 5'8 or 5'9, and voluptuous in a curvy non-fat way - she had modeled in NY in her early-20s (she was now in her early-30s) and she had shown me some of her modeling pics - she def looked the part of being a model at one point - anyway we go to a Houston's Steakhouse, it's packed, I dropped her off near the entrance to go find parking and had to park fairly far-away - after I park she said a lady in her 50's had come up to her and had told her "I'm not a lesbian or anything but you are so beautiful" - she looked impressive that day all made up, wearing knee-high leather boots, tight jeans, and a tight top (she had natural DDs that were very full and shapely vs sloppy, but they didn't look that big when under clothes) - anyway she had actually gotten a table while I was trying to park the car - when I come in I ask the hostess where she was (I described her), the hostess kinda froze for about 2-seconds as if she was thinking "you're her date?", LOL - when we were leaving the restaurant there was a line of people on either side waiting to be seated and she had grabbed my arm while we were walking out and I saw a couple of guys' eyes look at her and then look at me w/ a facial-expression of "wtf?"; LOL

3) also in Dallas is the early-2000s when I lived/SCed there - another light-skinned and thick/built ebony, in her mid-20s (I was in my early-30s; we were probably about 6 years apart) - we go to an Outback Steakhouse - a very pretty young blond girl was the hostess - the very-pretty-blond asked us if we wanted smoking or non-smoking - I reply "non-smoking; we don't smoke"; to which the ebony that was a bit of wild-child responded "what are you talking about I smoke crack" - the young-blond just froze for a minute; LOL - the ebony had said that b/c that is the way she was; a bit of a wild-child.
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etsutwigg222
5 years ago
While shopping at the mall for school clothes with the grandkids, I had a current fav hug me from behind to say hello. She had her kids and husband with her. They followed us to the food court and had lunch with us. She sat next to me and proceeded to play with little ET under the table (like she did at the club).
The kids didn't notice, but hubby did. He never said anything, because he actually worked for my company in another office.
The embarrassing part was when I had a staff meeting at his location two weeks later. He had trouble looking me in the eye and commenting during the session. He approached me in the conference room later to say he hoped I would not hold his wife's actions against him.
I told him that I kept personal and business lives separate. Plus, I had just gotten my usual BBBJCIMWS from her the day before at the club.
He even proposed we get together at his house for dinner sometime to discuss his future growth path with the company. Haven't been able to get that done yet, but I bet it would be interesting !!!
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goldmongerATL
5 years ago
I can think of two. One in the club and one outside.

In the club, there was a dancer that I took to VIP once and she did not offer what was promised. Her table dances were good, but I would never go to VIP again. After a while, whenever I would walk in when she was working, wherever she was she would yell across the room "Hi <name>, are you taking me to VIP today? I guess not because you're too cheap, right?" Needless to say once she started that shit I didn't even get dances from her.

Outside the club, when I was much younger I would club late night. I had a fave that I saw quite a bit. Sometimes I would close the place down and go with her and a couple of other dancers to the Waffle house down the street. She was normally a very quiet and lite girl. One night some older woman was in there and was looking at our table. This girls suddenly stood up and started screaming "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT BITCH? I WILL FUCK YOU UP IF DON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!" One of her friends had to stop her from taking a GUN out of her purse!

Only time I have ever been thrown out of Waffle House.
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goldmongerATL
5 years ago
I put "name" in brackets but it disappeared. The point was she was calling out my name, like "Hi JOHN. Are you taking me to VIP today JOHN? I guess not JOHN because you're too cheap, right JOHN?"
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Player11
5 years ago
Yes was pissed and threw a fit with a cop car next to us. I was taking to her place for session for $200. On way (never hooked up with her but lots lap dances) wanted stop go shopping / typical ROB trick. I said no and she went psycho on me lucky get her home (With vip next is at light) of course blew any desire I had for session and saw a girl off roster next day. What a loser bitch. Then on way home call from Young guy living at her home. I don’t think she intended us go there anyhow.
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Player11
5 years ago
Another one after a session flirted with waiter at restaurant - hacked me off no tip for him plus dropped her.
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nicespice
5 years ago
I still want to know the backstory to cause this drama:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6951…
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