Have you ever had a stripper embaress you in public?
Muddy
USA
To tell you truth I usually don't. If they dress all slutty IDGAF. There was this one time though, I was picking up a fav. She had her kid and her nephew together and I gave her a ride to drop them off, then we were gonna hang out. They were hungry, it's all good we'll stop and get something. Go into the restaurant, some wing place and these fuck stains start running amok. My fav does nothing I guess that was just normal every day shit and everybody in the damn place is looking at me like "What are you gonna do about it DAD!?!?" I ran around rounding up these fucking kids, hiding behind other people's legs and shit, I scoop them up and they do it again. Fuck that shit never again, drive thru drive thru drive thru.
What about you?
What about you?
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Fuck that's gonna bother me looking at now.
The best example that comes to mind now
We stopped at a crowded bar next to the hotel before heading to the room. She was getting louder with each sip of whatever faux martini she ordered . Somewhere in the third one she decides to tell me I couldn't fuck her in the ass because she was having some surgery in a week. Not even a finger in her asshole when I go down on her.
1) back when I lived/SCed in Dallas in the 2000s - was under a lot of stress at work so bailed-early from work one afternoon and went on a rare dayshift visit at a black-dive (I was a salaried vs hourly-employee and we had flexibility of when we were in the office (within reason) if we had an appointment or something) - at the club I got some dances from a friendly AA in her mid-20s - her friendly-attitude is what I needed that day - asked her if she wanted to get a bite after her shift - she was unsure about it and leaning towards no but b/f she was leaving for the day said ok - we went to an AppleBees around dinner time which was pretty-packed and we got some stares - she was wearing a short-dress showing her thick thighs and she was pretty-tatted up which I hadn't noticed in the very dark club - anyway I guess we looked like an odd-pair, her a thick black chick tatted-up dressed like she was going to a block-party, and me a plain-looking straight-laced-looking whiteguy dressed in business-casual - nothing really happened just beyond more than one person looking at us and probably wondering something along the lines of wtf?
2) after I relocated backhome to Miami - went on a dinner-date with a light-skinned ebony (circa 2013) - she has half-Haitian half-Dominican - she was light brown-skinned - curvy like a black-girl but w/ the facial-features of a whitegirl - she def stood out w/ her kinda unique look - she was fairly tall for a woman, about 5'8 or 5'9, and voluptuous in a curvy non-fat way - she had modeled in NY in her early-20s (she was now in her early-30s) and she had shown me some of her modeling pics - she def looked the part of being a model at one point - anyway we go to a Houston's Steakhouse, it's packed, I dropped her off near the entrance to go find parking and had to park fairly far-away - after I park she said a lady in her 50's had come up to her and had told her "I'm not a lesbian or anything but you are so beautiful" - she looked impressive that day all made up, wearing knee-high leather boots, tight jeans, and a tight top (she had natural DDs that were very full and shapely vs sloppy, but they didn't look that big when under clothes) - anyway she had actually gotten a table while I was trying to park the car - when I come in I ask the hostess where she was (I described her), the hostess kinda froze for about 2-seconds as if she was thinking "you're her date?", LOL - when we were leaving the restaurant there was a line of people on either side waiting to be seated and she had grabbed my arm while we were walking out and I saw a couple of guys' eyes look at her and then look at me w/ a facial-expression of "wtf?"; LOL
3) also in Dallas is the early-2000s when I lived/SCed there - another light-skinned and thick/built ebony, in her mid-20s (I was in my early-30s; we were probably about 6 years apart) - we go to an Outback Steakhouse - a very pretty young blond girl was the hostess - the very-pretty-blond asked us if we wanted smoking or non-smoking - I reply "non-smoking; we don't smoke"; to which the ebony that was a bit of wild-child responded "what are you talking about I smoke crack" - the young-blond just froze for a minute; LOL - the ebony had said that b/c that is the way she was; a bit of a wild-child.
The kids didn't notice, but hubby did. He never said anything, because he actually worked for my company in another office.
The embarrassing part was when I had a staff meeting at his location two weeks later. He had trouble looking me in the eye and commenting during the session. He approached me in the conference room later to say he hoped I would not hold his wife's actions against him.
I told him that I kept personal and business lives separate. Plus, I had just gotten my usual BBBJCIMWS from her the day before at the club.
He even proposed we get together at his house for dinner sometime to discuss his future growth path with the company. Haven't been able to get that done yet, but I bet it would be interesting !!!
In the club, there was a dancer that I took to VIP once and she did not offer what was promised. Her table dances were good, but I would never go to VIP again. After a while, whenever I would walk in when she was working, wherever she was she would yell across the room "Hi <name>, are you taking me to VIP today? I guess not because you're too cheap, right?" Needless to say once she started that shit I didn't even get dances from her.
Outside the club, when I was much younger I would club late night. I had a fave that I saw quite a bit. Sometimes I would close the place down and go with her and a couple of other dancers to the Waffle house down the street. She was normally a very quiet and lite girl. One night some older woman was in there and was looking at our table. This girls suddenly stood up and started screaming "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT BITCH? I WILL FUCK YOU UP IF DON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!" One of her friends had to stop her from taking a GUN out of her purse!
Only time I have ever been thrown out of Waffle House.
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