Nashville clubs don’t suck. They aren’t lame. They just knew all along

I don't think I have ever THOROUGHLY enjoyed an air dance in my life. Is a strip club with a 6 foot rule better than no strip club? Yes, but only slightly and only if there are no other choices near by.

if the girl are willing to OTC in nashville then that is your best option there. if not then it would be time to look for other clubs in other cities. lots of nashville girls would head to memphis and give lappers there when memphis used to be happening.

curious: how is the lap action in knoxville?

If I were stuck in Nashville for any reason don't know if I'd be bragging about it. lol. Didn't Atlanta have a 6 foot rule for a while? I think Birmingham did, too, but oddly enough on the main floor and stage dancers could (and did) touch customers. It's enough to just make a customer shrug and go home, preferably with an OTC hookup waiting. Mileage will find a way, right?

There was a club (was it in Denver, they all run together now) where dancers had to keep both feet on a little table in the private dance area. Denver doesn't sound right because clearly they have no distance rule, but whatever. In an act of trust like a friggin' movie she straightens her body and falls toward me. I catch her. It wasn't 6 feet away, more like four. But she had the distance down perfectly, ending up face down on my lap with two feet on the table. Braced herself with her forearms and toes. The bouncer did walk around, took a look, and walked away shaking his head. Viva la strippers.

Wait are clubs in nashville open and operating right now???

I thought all clubs everywhere were shut down

No they’re just closed I’m just fuckin around being a jackass

Muddy, no one does it better than you.😃👍