Extinction of the Fugly/Morbidly Obese Stripper?
Muddy
USA
Well my first thought, for the sake our good friend Cashman, that should we all start some sort of conservation movement to preserve this now possibly endangered species of stripper?
But my second thought and I don't know if it's been touched on before I don't if I had that talk on here or with somebody IRL but my theory is these girls just found a better job during this white hot post covid job market and said fuck it to stripping. Good for them and good for us. Am on to something or am I seeing shit, or just going on good nights?
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But, you know, given time there will be a new population of dancers who should hang it up, but don't. I think Cashman will survive this brief shortage.
But hey, it’s a glorious free market and the customers dgaf so it’s all good.
Limited data, but that's what I notice.
As far as the shift in clientele, I feel like that's another chicken and egg question like shadowcat brought up in his thread about strippers or customers coming first. Is the clientele not there because they're not seeing their preferred bodies, or are those girls not there because the guys that paid them aren't? I think the whole world is struggling to understand cause/effect issues these days. Are fast food employees being rude because customers as assholes, or are customers being assholes because the employees are rude?
That’s like a stripper supergroup, just like all those bands in the late 90s early 00s that formed out of other bands. Audioslave, Velvet Revolver. Now we have the Thursday evening shift at Cheetahs, a true power shift. No boobies smaller than a D cup and no lips that haven’t received Botox!!!! Lol
I was thinking of a chunky dancer - gripping my junk like it was the last mozzarella stick in the middle of a group of hangry jumbos who haven’t eaten in 3 hours…
Back to my dirty wide screen dreams!
I know I'm not alone, there are more ass lovers than care to admit!
Yes - there is DIFFERENCE between thick (proportioned) and obese (hanging flab)
This comparison (Thick vs Obese) makes the point
https://www.facebook.com/145785043451884…
In the end, free markets rule.
All these factors have decreased the numbers of old guys with money in local clubs. Only hardcore strip club afficionados like me are still going and even I have decreased my visits. As the higher spending older customers have decreased in numbers, stripper incomes have decreased and that has caused a decline in stripper quality.
If a thick dancer decides to say fuck it - and steps on stage wearing something you’d see in those People of WalMart photos - that’s when I start to think she is either too chemically fucked up - or too lazy to give a shit.
Thats when I’m not wasting my money on her.
I apologize for acting like I won’t stoop that low. Give me a few beers and I will change my tune!
However, down-market places that always hired obese dancers, continue to do so, even if they've porked up further.
That is, until I went to a BBW night. I was expecting attractive thicker dancers. It was amateurs that were morbidly obese. 300 to 400 bills.
I don’t say that any more
Something I noticed locally is an uptick in girls getting implants or going back to get bigger ones than they’ve already got. Not sure if covid was affecting the availability of the clinics or something.
If a dancer has done some surgical enhancements, that’s fine too. I am not choosy! If her tits are too sensitive for rough groping - that would possibly limit my enjoyment of a good hard fuck session.
Once things opened up again, I started checking out reviews, and nothing tells me that dancer quality has improved.
There's definitely a new crop of dancers coming up replacing the girls who didn't come back post pandemic.