In the light of the #MeToo era, have you adjusted your ways around strippers?
Muddy
USA
Now what I do is when she's coming out of the club after her shift, I utilize a soft bear hug technique and *very gently* place her in a now *very spacious* trunk. No more cramped nonsense. All the amenities, I got an empty Gatorade piss bottle in there if she has to go, AM/FM radio for entertainment, anything really you would need. And I no longer believe duct taping the mouth, I feel it's cruel and unusual, she should be able to speak her mind completely. What I do now instead is I just sound proof the trunk.
And also I'm not forgetting about compensation, minimum wage is $15 in New York she gets every bit of it for every hour I have her in captivity, any health expenses I'm going out of pocket for her, no questions asked, I'm all about the California stripper labor movement, I'm very big a union guy. I've sworn an oath that none of my indentured servants gets treated unfairly one iota. Not one.
I then I blast on repeat loop Together Forever by Rick Astley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSp… to sort of give her a reasonable expectation of what I'm looking for in the relationship. I think communication is key. Look I've made changes for 2022 now how about you? I think we can all look within ourselves to get better, get more tolerant, and really change our ways for a brighter future. 👍
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SJG
Lost opportunities man. 😔
And cash i actually admire Rick Astley. The fact that that guy is some white skinny kid (or was atleast at one point) and not some hefty black 70’s soul singer is a downright miracle.