Canadian Strippers
MuddyUSA
I recently met up with some stripper from Toronto with a great, outstanding rack. But that wasn’t her most noteworthy trait, it was how polite she was. She was very nice, I sure having sex with me was not the most delightful event in the world for her but you know she made me feel like it was. You see I tend to attract every huge cunt in America and this was nice, dramatic change. So much so that I’ve decided I’m out, I’m moving to Canada fuck this. This Philadelphia, New York, Boston corridor is fucking dick head central and I’m over it.
I choose to live in a land where me fucking somebody is treated with dignity and reverence not “UGH!” I’m out, later. I’ll freeze my dick off up there I don’t care.
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last commentI once danced with a French Canadian girl from Quebec. She said she likes to travel and would often spend several months per year in Michigan. Not sure why…….Detroit, Flint, Grand Rapids are so lovely! But I digress.
Ooh-la-la her accent. I could have drained my wallet with that one
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Millie at Vivide in Atlanta is from Toronto. Nice enough but has GPS. Quoted me $500 for a 30 minute VIP when she first started. Photos here;
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^ poor boomer, socialist security is not enough for you to pay what things are actually worth?
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If women you pay to fuck treat you poorly that's all you not them.
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Canadians tend to be nicer than the American average
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I’ve met a few Canadian girls during my years of scouring the depths of depravity - and I was amazed at their level of openness and filth.
One girl from the Toronto suburbs was able to squat over an eggplant and swallow it with either her pussy or ass. She surprised me once - and showed up at dinner in a tiny skirt and a thong - as she tried to hold an eggplant in her ass. I miss her. She was very proud to leave stains on the furniture, since her holes seemed to frequently leak.
Ah the memories…
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When I lived and SCed in Dallas I met a couple of Canadian dancers - they were on avg attractive and provided good customer service and seemed to have their shit together (not high on drugs or drunk; etc) and were not trashy - and they were on avg curvy/well-endowed w/o being fat.
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"... I'm out, I'm moving to Canada ..."
You could always do some mongering trips over the border - besides SCs I hear Canada has a pretty-healthy escort scene
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When I went to Canada it was just amazing to have no ID checks. It really made me realize how much of a police state America is
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I found that dancer quality in Canada is typically higher than in most US clubs. Many who I considered 9's in the US, would have been 8 in Canadian clubs. Got several good dances in Toronto, but the best were at Sundowner in Niagara. Considering Niagara is a huge tourist area, I would have thought it would have been expensive, but it was cheaper than Toronto. Packed with 70 dancers, almost all hot, so I decided to try a few and then pick the best. I chose the first friendly dancer, which was the second dancer who sat down. Got 2 songs, was good but wanted to try more, so stopped and put her on my list. Next dancer up was a Hungarian with huge all natural tits, solid 8. Didn't even have to ask for extras, she just starts and I stop her asking how much and she said just song count, and whatever you want to tip. Didn't even go farther.
On the way back from Toronto, stopped at Sundowner again, and this time got a dance from a smoking hot blonde who was as close to a ten as I have seen in a long time. Had an even better time with her than the Hungarian visit.
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Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two Canadian strippers were fighting over a penny
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I find them hot but their schtick is when they dance nude they carry around those little hankies to sit on you. I like to feel the juices on my under armor shorts :)
Love the eggplant story. You should have married her. But now I can't eat my sister's eggplant parm. on Christmas Day :((
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Well I would concur that some of my best strip club experiences were in Canadian clubs and/or with Canadian ladies visiting the states. This includes that one time in Clearwater Beach when I hooked with two Canadian civie nurses who were on vacation. Good Lord I had fun....
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I prefer American women.
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I prefer women who are hot and can engage in some chat if I'm in the mood. Beyond that, I don't care about their backstory.
Also, some foreign accents are sexy. So, there's that.
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i wear da canadian tux and da lot lizzards love it!
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Mets1986, only city I recall the hankies were in a few clubs in Toronto. Neither Niagara or Montreal dancers did this.
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Greater Montreal for mileage, Toronto has better looking girls, and Niagara Falls is a low-brow, trashy vacation spot. Avoid all strip clubs not in the Eastern time zone in Canada. Vancouver had one with decent mileage, but I think it would set you back ~C$100 per song.
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"...stopped at Sundowner again, and this time got a dance from a smoking hot blonde who was as close to a ten as I have seen in a long time."
If her name was Kimber, I totally concur!😉
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When I was in Montreal, I made an appointment with an escort. She was a very pretty French girl (from Paris, not French Canadian) studying for her PhD at the University, or so she said--and I believed her. She was very polite and well spoken. You could tell she was educated. I had a very nice time, and as she was leaving she said thanked me and said I was a gentleman. Probably not would I would have said if I was in her position, but it was kind of nice touch.
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This Toronto girl ofcourse said she was from “tranna”
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One Canadian Escort I was with called me an "animal" in a nice French accent. I think I enjoyed that more than if she would have thanked me. Back in the day, there was an escort service out of Montreal that used to send girls on tour in the US.
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Every time I go to Canada it's refreshing to experience their overall politeness.
And yeah I find the women hot.
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I have found French Canadians to be as rude as their counter parts in France.
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When I spent a couple months in Ontario I really fell for Canadian girls. They tend to be quite pretty, lower maintenance and lack American girl puritanism about sex.
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back during late 90's i was at a club outside of montreal. during this time the clubs either in toronto or niagara falls were cracked down and the girls had to go to other cities to find work.
our group went to this club right around shift time change. there was word that these girls from toronto/niagara would be coming by. i looked at the girls that were already working a the club - ehh. i'll wait for others to arrive.
waiting for an hour turns out to be the right decision. about 8 of these girls walk inside the club. out of these 8 at least 4 of them i would rate as atf status. we're talking mons venus type during that club's prime. so imagine a mons venus type of girl that won't mind if you unzip and take the peter out. she'll of course have to cover yours with a rubber but you won't mind as it's a mons venus type that's giving you that blowjob for like 60-80 canadian bucks.
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Are the lap dances in Montreal fully nude and with contact ?
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Yes, as in Toronto, Niagara Falls and Windsor in my hands on experience.
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and still only $20 Canadian making them a bargain, alas, my intel is pre-COVID.... damn, I miss that.
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