Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info

Advertisement
Muddy

Posts

1,142 posts by Muddy

Politics

Jose Alba and Self Defense

Video included https://nypost.com/2022/07/06/nyc-bodega-worker-jose-alba-charged-in-fatal-stabbing-feared-for-his-life-family-says/amp/ Another Bernie Goetz type case? What side do you fall on? Justified? Excessive?

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 85

Front Room

Seafood

Usually the most expensive thing on the menu, although arguably sometimes the best thing. I recently went and saw a lobster roll butter style at some spot for 20 bucks. I was thinking “shit, I gots me a deal!” I…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 28

Front Room

Day after holidays

Good time to go or no IYE Everyone was put out partying last night probably staying in tonight Or Nobody worked last night probably come in tonight to make some money

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 5

Front Room

Rate these pole moves

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk1ZO_980DI In this music video. It’s not quite tearing it up on the pole but some of those hold moves are underrated hard. You got to have a really strong core. I’m impressed 8/10.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1

Front Room

This strip club thing really shows you the full spectrum of customer service

From TSA/Ghetto ass Mcdonalds level service to the employees actually letting you fuck them. It's all there.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 16

Front Room

City vs. Suburban Clubs

I'm starting to get sick of the downtown, city bullshit. I recently got $100 ticket for parking around the corner from the Brass rail in Toronto at fucking 10pm. And then in downtown Minneapolis, while trying to park my car…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 22

Front Room

Reminder PSA: Trolling cars on the street for hookups is NOT a good approach

https://nypost.com/2022/07/01/creepy-perv-caught-on-video-asking-teen-girls-to-hook-up/ Which one of you is this this time? And the balls to not even put some $$$ after that swing. Keep it in the club yeesh.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 3

Front Room

On Topic vs. Off Topic

Some members come here are strictly on topic, they don't talk about anything else. Like Lapdanceking82. Some other members come here rarely talk about anything on topic at all, almost strictly off topic like mark94. Me I've always thought of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 9

Front Room

White Corset

I saw a couple waitresses wearing them the other day. Why would dancers even waste their time trying to wear anything else? Just cut to chase already, that’s what we want.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 12

Front Room

Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell…Keep yo jizz in yo lane

I’m sick and tired of during the bukakke roundabout of getting not my own jizz on my sneakers. Shoot straight or leave the fucking circle god dammit. Other than that I wish you all well. To the max.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1

Front Room

East Coast Strip Club Cities

I mean from like AC and just go on down with it until Florida around it starts to get better. But do all these spots just totally suck and waste of time? I never hear anything good ever. You guys…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 54 14

Front Room

RIP Tony Siragusa 1967-2022

https://nypost.com/2022/06/22/tony-siragusas-approach-to-life-left-mark-on-everyone-he-met/ Not the most famous football player of all time but one of the most lovable and it deserves a thread. He's like if the guy down the block made it to the NFL. The rock of that 2001 ravens defense.…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 5

Front Room

Strip Clubs that cater to the lost drunk people crowd

Always downtown, near the sports arena. The game let out a couple hours ago. A bunch of groups, a lotta young kids. Always some asian guy wandering around who has no absolutely idea where he is. Everybody is in and…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 6

Front Room

Is it time we bury the hatchet, make amends, turn over new leaf with stripperweb

We want sex for as little as possible. They want money and return do as a little as possible. Together we want to do the bare minimum for the absolute maximum return, we’re not all that different. Is it time we…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 32

Front Room

McMansions

Do you live in one? What are you thoughts on this type of house? The term is derogatory but bottom line you do get a big ass house that's fairly new for not quite as much as one without the…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 47

Front Room

Montreal Girls

How is like 6 out of every 10 girls in this city up here looking better than any Hollywood actress? I’m done. I’m out. Fuck this. I’m moving up to Montreal. Y’all hold this American thing down. Y’all got that. I’ll…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 29

Front Room

The phrase “Turn of the century”

Do you use it anymore? If you do what do you mean by it? Used to be used a lot more referring to 19th going to the 20th century. But we are far enough from the 20th to 21st for…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 5

Front Room

ULTIMATE, TOTAL AND COMPLETE GUIDE ON HOW TO USE TUSCL IN 2022

This is the ultimate guide to using the ultimate strip club list. It is an exhaustive and thorough rundown for one who's just started up on the website and wants to know how to navigate easily. First step just click…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

Front Room

TUSCL: The only place on earth people wished they lived in Detroit

.

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 34

Front Room

Getting gay with the PM’s

You know recently I’ve been traveling a little bit and not hitting up some TISCLers to see what’s goin on. To save time I kind sent a mass pm. But now I’m reading it back and I have to admit…it…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 16

Front Room

Poll: Most hyped strip club city on TUSCL

What’s the one you feel that’s most talked about on here? It’s probably not our three largest cities Chicago, New York City and Los Angleles. And Texas is a big state with some big cities but not a lot of…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 30

Front Room

Places to retire to

Where are you thinking about retiring too? Gonna hunker down and stay? Planning to go somewhere else, if so where you thinking? If you already retired, what made you go? You happy you did? What do you think life would be…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 71

Front Room

Let’s take a moment of silence to honor all the tragedy strippers go through

The car accidents, the deaths in family, pets dying suddenly, the house blowing ups, on and on. Statistically if you break it down, strippers are way more likely to deal with emergencies than us regular folk. I know I’ve paid…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 17

Front Room

Times you kept going with lap dances/VIP

What made it so good you kept hitting the continue button. Why not go to VIP if it was available? And if you did go VIP did you say fuck it let’s do another half hour? I recently got dances…

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 12

Front Room

RIP Ray Liotta 1954-2022

Just the best. One of the coolest actors ever. https://nypost.com/2022/05/26/goodfellas-actor-ray-liotta-dead-at-67/

MuddyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 29
Advertisement