Now that many out there have encountered him.
A. Instant, total defecation
B. Violently shaking, foaming at the mouth
C. Frozen in a state of shock and awe
D. A horrible, sinking feeling, knowing your no longer top dog in THIS strip club
E. All of the above in some form or fashion
There have been many tales of PL’s not making it out alive (or at least losing the dance off and feeling really shitty)
THIS FOE IS BEYOND ANY OF YOU, IF SEEN, RUN, RUN YOUR ASS OFF, GO YOUNG ONES, GO NOW, GO! RUN! NOOOOOO!


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Fly, you fools!
B
I do A anyway without seeing him.
Head to the next club. There's obviously not going to be any pussy left over for me at this one
Probably A.
I would read all of the club reviews first. Hopefully someone put good details of the club layout, specifically where the shitter is located. Otherwise I would need to know where the nearest McDonald's is.
OMG. Watching that video Muddy posted in the OP. Did grown men really go into discos and try to dance like that ? I was too young to get into night clubs in the 70's.
^ The discos of NY were great until the Son of Sam ruined the whole scene, and the scenes from Saturday Night Fever were very much true to life in those days
Oops forgot about my reaction I think it was more shock than awe 🙀🙀🙀
F. Be surprised that Leisure Suit Larry is a real person, since you don't know what rickdugan looks like, then go back to looking at nekked women.
G. Put your head against rickdugan's abdomen, so you can hear the heartbeat of the fetus in his uterus.
H. Get him to sign your printed copy of The Systme(tm), which you always bring to the club and refer to frequently.
That White Polyester must repel all dirt and stains, and it reflects all light. In a strip club that is very important.
SJG
I) Just go at him head-on like this: m.youtube.com
Wow. A thread like this about 'lil ol me? Ummm....ok? 😲
I never had a white poly suit but I thought I was hot shit. I loved the disco era. I was mid 20s early 30s and loved to get out and dance.
Muddy ape, if you’re so enthralled by the ricks that you muddy your pants you better leave the club quickly. Nobody wants to smell your shit. ROAR!!!
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