Poll: Your reaction when Rick Dugan struts in to a club

Someone's gotta tell us what he looks like.

Fly, you fools!

B

I do A anyway without seeing him.

Head to the next club. There's obviously not going to be any pussy left over for me at this one

Probably A.

I would read all of the club reviews first. Hopefully someone put good details of the club layout, specifically where the shitter is located. Otherwise I would need to know where the nearest McDonald's is.

OMG. Watching that video Muddy posted in the OP. Did grown men really go into discos and try to dance like that ? I was too young to get into night clubs in the 70's.

^ The discos of NY were great until the Son of Sam ruined the whole scene, and the scenes from Saturday Night Fever were very much true to life in those days

Oops forgot about my reaction I think it was more shock than awe 🙀🙀🙀

F. Be surprised that Leisure Suit Larry is a real person, since you don't know what rickdugan looks like, then go back to looking at nekked women.

G. Put your head against rickdugan's abdomen, so you can hear the heartbeat of the fetus in his uterus.

H. Get him to sign your printed copy of The Systme(tm), which you always bring to the club and refer to frequently.

That White Polyester must repel all dirt and stains, and it reflects all light. In a strip club that is very important.

SJG

I) Just go at him head-on like this: m.youtube.com

Wow. A thread like this about 'lil ol me? Ummm....ok? 😲

I never had a white poly suit but I thought I was hot shit. I loved the disco era. I was mid 20s early 30s and loved to get out and dance.

Muddy ape, if you’re so enthralled by the ricks that you muddy your pants you better leave the club quickly. Nobody wants to smell your shit. ROAR!!!

Rick did once describe himself, he mentioned he has huge balls, and he also mentioned that even though he doesnt work out anymore and hasnt for a long time, hes still built like a tank thanks to his genes and the way he eats. If you remember back on those steak and grocery threads, he was often posting about eating steak. Even without exercising, a high protein diet can help you maintain and gain muscle.

I suspect that he looks way above average for his age and thats why he has unusually high success for OTC no matter which club or city hes in.

He also doesnt disclose the amount he pays for OTC but he mentioned once that $1000 for one visit is way too much. He also had some comments implying $500 for an hour is kind of high so I believe hes doing $300-$400 an hour for otc.

Now also keep in mind he specifically pursues, and does OTC with girls and dancers who don’t normally do OTC and arent doing OTC with anyone else while rick is seeing them…

I would assume its his looks, personality, or a combo of both since he seems to have much higher success than guys who are richer than him