Doggie Discount
Muddy
USA
And on the other side of the coin, I sort of use my dog as a sixth sense if I'm unsure about a girl. He's sort of the tiebreaker for me. Recently I had a girl who was literally a model, doing the runway thing on fashion week, has been in ad's all the stuff really beautiful picturesque type girl, but when she came over one day, my dog started barking, growling and foaming at the mouth. I thought to myself "DO NOT TRUST THIS BITCH"
A few days later, a 55 year old fat black prostitute named Monisha. She had a ton of sass, 20 inch long fake nails, like to talk in the movie theater. She was a real handful to say the least and did not look like the pictures at all. In all honesty I had zero attraction whatsoever. But when we she came through the door, (she would have to kind of side shuffle through it) my dog just absolutely LOVED her. Couldn't get enough of her. Licking her 15 minutes straight. I started seeing her in a new light and you know what I think I'm going actually to see her again.
Have you guys ever used to a dog to decide if you wanted to have sex with somebody? And have you ever tried to get in good with the dog in order to get it in with somebody else?
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Before Dugan invented The System, he would be there in the hotel lobbies pretending to read a newspaper, to see his girls when they first arrived, to see who they were with. I'm sure a dog could have helped with this screening. But The System is still better.
SJG
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I saw her for sex and found out she lived about a quarter mile from me. For a few years we spent a lot of time at each other's house. Even after many times seeing me, the dog would act like it wanted to chew out my heart until I was allowed inside.
Once inside, the dog loved me. Fir some reason, this dog thought it was a lap dog and he would always try to sit in my lap. Even though he was trained, he still acted like a dumb dog. I can still hear my redhead friend yelling "platz!"