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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
LMFAO nothing tells you that your bitch loves you like her going out and turning tricks cause she's a bonafide whore. 😂😂😂
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5 years ago
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IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
LOL Cuckold in Love or CIL if you will. 😂😂😂
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5 years ago
@nicespice time permitting, next time we meet up I'll give you a foot massage. 🦶🤗. The happy ending is on you though. 😝
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5 years ago
Seems like an opportunity to make a parody movie here called "The Big Shit".
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5 years ago
Your wife was revealing her true thoughts in her inebriation. She's got her own fantasy that she's married to a porn star like Ron Jeremy - an old ugly fat fuck with money and a big dick. Indulge the woman!
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5 years ago
Being an LDKer that doesn't do extras or FS I'm a slow jammer all the way. The slow jam for me builds up my sexual excitement to make the eventual LDK all the better and more intense. With all my best faves, ideally I sit with them and massage them while at the same time they are teasing my dick so that I have a raging boner. This can go on anywhere from 20 min to over an hour. If they and the club are busy, it's 20 min. If they have the time to hang out and they are in the mood for a lengthy massage, it's over an hour. Either way, I'm more worked up and excited about dances and eventual LDK much more than just going straight to dances upon arrival.
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5 years ago
Is this a passive brag about your horsecock?
Note that my wife thinks my cock is huge too but I just think she just has a tight pussy. 🤷
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5 years ago
I go alone 99.9% of the time. If I go with my wife, it's a different experience with a lot of drinking and just stage tipping. If I go with fellow mongers (like my college buddies), it's similar to going alone in that I'll still get dances. But it's also different in that there's more group interaction between everyone and their own strippers.
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5 years ago
You know what they say about guys with small hands...
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
I'll take an LDK over an HJ any day.
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5 years ago
So sad. So tragic. RIP Kobe.
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5 years ago
- fake breasts
- fake ass
- rocking a butt plug
- flat tits
- charging over the norm
- bad hygiene
- too skinny
- too fat
- too sweaty
- does not tease my dick
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5 years ago
@Subraman is that a check mark next to your name or are you just glad to see me?
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
"I needed someone who was actually a partner, not an adversary"
LOL translation -> I needed someone who would support everything that I wanted to do without repercussion or arguing with me, not someone holding me accountable for my actions and being a partner instead of my servant.
😂
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5 years ago
$40 per dance at a club like Tommy's Too is definitely too much. And it's not the best for dancer quality but every now and then you can find a hottie. And the mileage is almost always good too.
Nice review.
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5 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
Congrats gSteph. I'm hoping to reach the same milestone in 3-5 years.
Now all those mortgage payments can go to the club funds. 😁
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5 years ago
The Acrop is a good club for stage watching. Lap dances not so much. They are one-way contact in my experience, the bouncer watches them, and the area is just a couple of dilapidated loveseats (i.e. it's ghetto).
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5 years ago
^ and besides that she got, and I quote, "DA BEST" massages every time. 🦄🤗
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5 years ago
@Waffle to your point I saw nicespice 9 times over the span of a month. And got 3 dances with her every time.
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5 years ago
It's because she makes good money for the club, but they also have to at least make a token appearance that they are punishing illicit behavior.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
"She was never what i really needed."
Yet you really need to keep posting about her. For four years! 😂
LMAO you never really needed her, yet you clearly can't get over her?! Do you even realize how contradictory this is? If you are so sure that you never needed her, then why do you keep posting about her and spamming the boards in the process? Is it because you LIKE to post about someone you never needed in the first place?
Methinks you are still in denial.
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5 years ago
^ Total spent including my own *drink* was $70.
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5 years ago
@Padawan Juicy Tonight I saw my backup CF and LOL just to nitpick it was an even better night than yesterday with ATF DS.
I get there, get my drink, and sit down at a table and wait 10 min for my CF to finish getting ready. Within a minute of her sitting at the table with me, she's stroking and grabbing my hard cock under the table as we catch up and chat. She also mentions that she loves holding hard cocks as she looks me square in the eyes and smiles and laughs with me. This goes on for 10 min straight before she switches positions and sits spoon in front of me and grinds on my boner as I give her another 20 min massage from her neck to her ankles. Occasionally she reaches back to give me more stick shifting and also some balls rubbing. Again I had a constant hard on.
And she looked so hot tonight in a simple red lace teddy and matching skimpy thong. Like a lingerie model. California girl blonde hair with a fit body like a surfer girl's. All natural perky Bs. Slim waist. A soft apple ass that feels wonderful on my crotch. An 8-9 hottie. And seeing her whale tail thong and those apple ass cheeks with my hard cock pitching a tent between them was an erotic sight. And I was able to squeeze it and stroke it myself as I massaged her ass.
Then she switched positions for another 10 min. She turned around and straddled me in frontal cowgirl and continued grinding her pussy on my hard cock. And as she does this my hands are mostly "massaging" her ass but really controlling her grind on my boner. It was front room teasing better than most high mileage private dances! And I get A LOT of good ones. No could have LDKed myself anytime by then. But I was having too much fun and I always like getting dances.
Before she goes on stage we go another 10 min back in spoon position with more cock grinding and OTP stroking. On stage I tip her $4 total.
After her stage set we do two dances. They are ultra high mileage. OTP BJ, OTP stick shifting, OTP balls rubbing, combined OTP balls humming and stick shifting, and relentless cowgirl and spoon position pussy grinding. I was edging so hard the entire time and held back LDKing every minute or so.
By the middle of the second song I LDK pretty hard and intensely because it was just constant stimulation on my hard boner for an hour (including the main room teasing). And the icing on the cake for the night was her OTP balls humming and stick shifting during my afterglow. I was going limp in her hand as she still kept stroking it and humming on my balls. It was mileage on the verge of extras. Made me swoon and close my eyes and even shy away from overstimulation. And she just looked at me and smiled. And it cost me a whopping $60 for two songs.
Total spent including my own during was $70.
Two nights of LDK fun and an hour of Slut Friend Experience at just over half of your $250 night. You're halfway there, young Padawan. 😝
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5 years ago
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JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
BTW @JA Requiem for a Dream is one of my all-time favorite movies despite how utterly depressing it is. It's hauntingly beautiful. I loved the cinematography and soundtrack especially. And Ellen Burstyn gives one of the best performances ever. Also Jennifer Connolly more than holds her own. Top notch acting and even though she's a strung out junkie she is still so beautiful.
LOL sorry for OT but I love the movie and had to get that off my chest.
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5 years ago
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JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
The only place I've seen a dildo show was Mitchell Bros in San Francisco back in the 90s. It was a creepy room with private booths for PLs to watch two strippers go at each other in a lesbo show, dildos and vibrators included. The booths were behind glass and you could see the silhouettes of other PLs in their own booths across the room. That's what made it creepy.