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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 128)

  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    "Its how I learned right off to get from "I don't go out with customers", to coming home to find her voice on my phone machine." ^ LMFAO @san_jose_creep FYI this is a far cry from OTC, FS, and waking up in the morning with her. All that off script work just so you can get a voicemail. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    @heaving it's an easy "in" (pun "in"tended) with strippers. And if you know how to do it right she will purr like a kitten as you feel her beautiful body all over with a raging boner throbbing between her ass cheeks.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    @heaving fuck FRMOS. I like a FRMSS. Front Room Massage and Spoon Session. It enables me to LDK in the Front Room, should I choose to do so. šŸ˜Ž
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    ^ a passive brag on how you're not a chump. šŸ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    @Ishmael and talk about irony. san_jose_creep doesn't even club!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    ^ Sorry, not soggy. šŸ˜
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    @gobstopper I think it's VERY poor form to have a stripper grind on a soggy stain. Hence, my waterproof pants. LDK Rule #1 - Keep your jizz your biz (not hers).
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    @Tiburon I would never wear a condom for an LDK. It's too desensitizing. But that's just me.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    Sorry, not soggy. šŸ˜
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    ^ *If* one is so inclined to feel remorse or embarrassment and also wears the wrong pants, then an 'apologetic' stain is correct as well. šŸ˜ I wear black waterproof pants myself so I walk out with no shame nor stain. šŸ˜Ž
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    @Meat LMAO at my age I don't have much to clean up too. After dances I usually head out and use just a napkin to clean up 90% of the mess as I am starting the car. Age has some benefits! šŸ§“
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK
    I put an LDK close to but not quite as good as a BJ in my experience. I'd take it over an HJ and jerking off anyday. If this helps, I'd advise a few things for you: 1) Make sure you are nice and horny and have saved up a load beforehand. 2) Put your mindset to like when you are jerking off, and when the dance is feeling good and you have a raging boner, try to stay in that moment and keep up the stimulation. 3) Don't stress about it or have any guilty or embarrassing feelings. Have the attitude that you wanna get off and enjoy it and don't give a fuck if it happens.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Rose City afternoon
    I like this club a lot. And wow if you are getting dances there for $20 that's awesome! šŸ‘
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    LOL the excuses, denials, and deflections (for your own faults and issues that were the real reason your wife left your ass) are getting more and more elaborate and lengthy with each post you make. You'll never get over it until you OWN IT!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    If I could take shit back
    LMAO happy endings with a stripper whore are real but only when you're a paying trick.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    If I could take shit back
    LOL nothing says "love" like referring to her as a stripper ho. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    "The individual in question who did it was a very meticulous Asian man who aimed to please. There was an excellent massage..." ^ @nicespice So it has "cum" to this now, huh? You miss me so bad that you are seeking out substitutes? For the record I passed on a hot Asian stripper the other day. šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    Salons were designed to separate a mark from her hair and nails. SLD
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    In my future organization, we will be getting manicures and pedicures toda la noche from esthetician grade hotties. SLD
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    "If my bare hands and feet aren't in their hands within 30s of entering the Salon, it's a waste of time" ^ The salon is only there to imbibe an aesthetic. Better is to select the one you want, then DFK in the main salon, and finally take her to the back room when it's time for your gloves and socks to come off. SLD
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
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  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    Getting salon chair handjobs is a chump's game!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    Did you get an SCMOS or salon chair make out session? It really opens her up and gets her off script.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    I got an awesome handjob today.
    She's a salon whale.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Whitetail00
    Pennsylvania
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