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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 130)

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    5 years ago
    JAprufrock
    Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
    Jennifer Connelly dildo scene from 'Requiem for a Dream' like Hong Kong shows
    The only place Iv
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    @TFP Given her self admitted gender identity issues, her TUSCL name changing, and her willingness to meet up with a PL such as myself (and others) in real life, we are talking about a seriously misguided individual here. Jes sayin'. ๐Ÿ˜
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    5 years ago
    TrentonPhantom
    Recently moved to Trenton, NJ
    Rate this lapdance
    ^ Posting about strippers and not actually going to strip clubs is still the ultimate chump's game.
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    5 years ago
    NICESPICE HAS RETURNED
    MY LIEGE, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU WATCH AS WE ENGAGE IN LAPDANCERY. AS HER CHAMPION AND YOUR BEST KNIGHT I WILL PURGE HER DANCING DEMONS AND DESIRE TO STIR MY LOINS UNTIL SHE TAKES LEAVE OF IT. IT IS MY DUTY, SIRE.
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    5 years ago
    NICESPICE HAS RETURNED
    ^ so says the guy who has this at the end of his profile: "Soon to be making hoes fall in love with me everywhere I go" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    @FishHawk I hope my posts have helped build your anticipation to make your eventual meeting that more delightful. And I hope it will exacerbate the shock when you finally set your eyes on her ladyboy penis. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜
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    5 years ago
    Learning from Master Nicespice
    A tribute to sensei... https://youtu.be/oomCIXGzsR0
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Trying to nut in a club like nothing is happening is hot
    My first LDK in the main room was after I LDKed normally with private dances. My backup CF still had some time to hang out and I wasn't in a hurry to leave so we hung out at a high table. As I sat on the high chair, she got in spoon in front of me and set her ass cheeks perfectly around my cock. I "innocently" gave her an ass and lower back massage as she "innocently" grinded me up and down. And as we "innocently" chatted about trivial stuff I was able to LDK a second time after about 10 minutes. Then I checked it off my bucket list and left. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    "Yet i imagine it is amazingly soft and sensual to the touch" @WCG You are ๐Ÿ’ฏ% accurate here. Think baby soft and creamy skin on top of firm and fit muscles. Like buttah.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Trying to nut in a club like nothing is happening is hot
    ^ Do it at a non-extras club, rookie!
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    If you have a problem with someone's post on the internet, there's a good chance that part of the problem is you.
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    5 years ago
    Learning from Master Nicespice
    Master nicespice taught me about Texas mileage.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Trying to nut in a club like nothing is happening is hot
    It's fun to a point. I used to be a regular at one club that had a bouncer or manager patrol through the private dance area every few minutes. All the dancers would give great two-way mileage when he was away and then quickly switch to limited one-way as he walked through the room. It was like a game and I had a couple of faves that enjoyed playing it with me. I'd LDK every time and I swear it's one thing that helped me learn to control when I LDK. But honestly it's novelty fun as compared to unsupervised dances. Having to constantly worry about getting caught is a boner killer. Pro Tip: Try getting away with it in the main room.
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    @heaving I was thinking of being an epic PL and buying a $700 plane ticket to FL so I can get me some $20 lappers. If I buy 70 of them from nicespice, it's the same cost as $30 out here. Makes perfect PL sense, no?
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    Damn @Papi if nicespice were on days at Lido I would get there when they opened. $20 lappers are only possible out here by buying in bulk.
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    5 years ago
    When you canโ€™t get hired at any of the clubs in Austin...
    ^ ๐Ÿ‘
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    5 years ago
    When you canโ€™t get hired at any of the clubs in Austin...
    @heaving you forgot about the getting your face spit on part. Nothing tops an HEB visit like a Back Seat Face Spit Session! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Nothing like a freshly squeezed Nut
    Just saw my ATF DS and had an awesome LDK. Total spent on her was $68 for a red bull, stage tips, and 2 dances. After my LDK halfway into the second song, she drug out the afterglow to the end of it by slow grinding her pussy on me cowgirl and squeezing her all natural DDDs on my face. Nice and sensual like, so as not to overstimulate me. @Juicy someday you'll learn to be a cheap fuck like me and get your nut on a shoestring budget. Someday.
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    5 years ago
    When you canโ€™t get hired at any of the clubs in Austin...
    @Muddy as an HEB regular was she one of your faves? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    5 years ago
    When you canโ€™t get hired at any of the clubs in Austin...
    ^ She's like a Wal-Mart greeter for PLs.
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    5 years ago
    When you canโ€™t get hired at any of the clubs in Austin...
    She might be down for a Parking Lot Make Out Session. A wet one at that.
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    5 years ago
    When you canโ€™t get hired at any of the clubs in Austin...
    Is face spitting an extra?
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    nicespice is back!
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    ^ Hence, my suggestion to go to Sunset. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฆ„
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    5 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    I am a lucky boy
    "Also, in my mind, PaulDrake and Sirlapโ€™s comments are a-okay, since I met up with them in a club where solid two way contact is allowed." ^ LOL at the Golden Dragon I do remember your token move of my hands on your ass to go on your hips instead in order to show the management you are playing by their rules. And then after that I also do appreciate you ignoring that my hands went back to your ass not 10 seconds later. ๐Ÿ˜