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5 years ago
Cavanni
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5 years ago
-->"Bieber didn’t do too bad for being such a homo."
Homo yes, but a homo with net worth over quarter billion dollars. She's hot but there's tens of thousands of hotter chicks that would do him with or without the wedding ring
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5 years ago
-->@Cristobal: "just discussing but why would she not have full service sex but do everything else?"
Reminds me of a pal who dated this girl for 2 years we were in college. She was adamant about staying a virgin til marriage. But she sought and took it from him in the ass those full 2 years. And so pussy virgin, yes - rectal virgin, no. Whatever. All we friends of his just shook our heads.
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5 years ago
I looked for that discussion post from a few months ago where the guy was obsessively whining about not being repaid his loan and what his options were for collection. Couldn't find it (tuscl search engine on home page kinda sucks). Not surprisingly, there were tons of old discussion posts on same topic, just couldn't find the one I was looking for
Found this Article titled Rules for Lending Money Money to a Stripper: https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=15862
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5 years ago
Me asking the floor manager which girl supplies the best dances (basically, the best grind), and it progressed from there, plus she's hot.
And yes I know bouncers and managers can make recommendations based on kickbacks from dancers but in this case it was a legit recommendation, though I don't know if there were any dancer kickbacks involved.
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5 years ago
Burke's fakies are ridiculously awful, so Boyle despite Burke being prettier
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5 years ago
Banks. Despite the fake boobs on both, Banks's job looks better. Plus she's hot.
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5 years ago
Smash That Dancer Review Like Button.
Looking forward to your review of whatever Portland club you go work at
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5 years ago
My understanding is that to pass back into USA from TJ, you need one of the following: passport, USA passport card, a USA Trusted Traveler Program card (NEXUS, SENTRI, Global Entry or FAST), or an enhanced driver's license (Calif issues these, not sure about other states).
If you plan to cross back into USA without one of these, good luck with that. You posted a Sept 24 review of a TJ club 2 days ago - so how could this be your first time in TJ?
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5 years ago
Friend of mine was dating this wild ho for a while. She liked it in the ass, and sometimes in the ass with a cucumber at same time he was banging her in the pussy. I've never experienced a wild ho like that.
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5 years ago
-->"But maybe a dancer on the board who likes it or knows women who like it can explain."
Yes, please tell.
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5 years ago
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CJKent (Banned)“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
Read the article. That chick is a 5 at best and the first photo of her is a 3. How that chick got some SD to give her £3,000 is beyond me.
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5 years ago
-->@LA1465: "I actually read on Hong Kong’s yelp page that you can tip your mesero to get you some tacos from outside. Being that this is gonna be my first time here and that I’m really unfamiliar with the area, that’s exactly what I’m gonna do to try some of those tacos I’ve heard so much about"
When you walk out of front doors of HK, the closest taco, hang a left and the taco stand is a 15 second walk to the corner. Have fun, don't live in fear, the taco stand is not a danger zone. Just keep your wits about you and keep your stuff safe in your pockets or in your hotel room if you have one. There are some beggars and street people around the taco stand but nothing to be worried about if you're observant of your surroundings
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5 years ago
10th: Unsatisfying. Most were sizing up their success or appearance of success to perceived success of others. Same ol' high school insecurities and cliques.
20th: Great. Everyone had abandoned the pretenses and just wanted to hang out and have fun.
30th: Didn't happen, class president flaked out and didn't arrange anything. Memo to youth: don't be a senior class prez or officer cuz class will look to you to handle reunions, especially if high school attended was small school.
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5 years ago
What tuscl needs: the return of jackslash's regular joke posts
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5 years ago
My experience in 2018:
Applied for Global Entry mid August
Conditional approval received 5 weeks later in late Sept
Plenty interviews available within 30 days of conditional approval.
Advice: Don't be talkative during your approval appointment because you don't know what type of interview officer you'll get. I got a super uptight female interviewer with an over the top police mindset. I was trying to be pleasant and talkative because in everyday interactions that leads to things going smoother but everything I said led to her hassling me and asking follow up questions for everything I said. Bottom line, I talked too much and it was a mistake. Just answer the questions asked and don't volunteer info beyond the question. Maybe I just got a bad draw but that was my experience.
After conditional approval and before interview, I crossed into TJ for my maiden voyage to HK and thankfully did not get asked about it during interview, but I believe that was because the border agent upon my 4:30 AM re-entry to USA appeared to just look at my passport and wave me through rather than scan it.
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5 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Having done many trips deep into Mexico, I would get it pretty much every time, and would take immodium to reduce the frequency and then just wait it out. Most times it passed after a few days but one time it lasted weeks. Stay hydrated. Eat bland foods (bananas, applesauce, toast, crackers, rice, boiled potatoes).
Mostly the big D is caused by amoebas (food borne or water borne) and not bacteria or virus. If you seek drugs from doctor to combat it, doctor will likely prescribe nitroimidazole based drugs that kill amoebas in the bloodstream (prescription names Flagyl, Tindamax, Fasigyn).
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5 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
not enough details.
Glad you had fun TFP! Congrats on your well played trip.
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5 years ago
-->@samiel: "In general, I'm under no illusion that I'm anything special to any dancer."
Prudent mental and RIL avoidance strategy.
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5 years ago
-->@SirLapNot: "My only verifiable stripper orgasms were from her on top of me in cowgirl rubbing her pussy lips and clit OTP on my hard cock. Oddly enough it was in the same club and dance room at different times."
Same for me, particularly with CF. And in that light, CJKent's comment re "comfortable, relaxed, and aroused enough so she can let herself go enough to climax" makes sense to me - more about her horniness level and the environmental factors. I've experienced several When Harry Met Sally level fake ones from the moaners/dirty talkers.
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5 years ago
-->@VHKicks: "that weak-ass Cheatriots' D"
If you watched the 2 Pats games, their D is good, and better than the one last year that held Rams to 3 points in Super Bowl. Granted, they haven't played any team of consequence (Steelers, Dolphins) yet, but still, holding Steelers and Conner to 32 yards rushing is significant.
Pats have an easy schedule 1st half of season, so won't know how good they actually are til second half and playoffs
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5 years ago
Never been to MBOT, and was my understanding it's expensive, but $100/20min is a bargain in SF compared to Gold Club and the North Beach clubs.
So, you could get a 1 hour private room for $300 total not including tip?
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5 years ago
What an idiot AB is. Such talent but threw away guaranteed $30M with Raiders by acting childish with the helmet thing and annoying the GM. Looks like Steelers are the winners here with Raiders 3rd and 5th round draft picks, which I thought was a bargain for the Raiders at the time.
And worse still, he's killing my fantasy football team cuz I burned my 3rd round pick on him.