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Going out of business sale

A strip club is selling all their furniture. I am thinking of buying some to outfit a box van and put in a stripper pole. I can made a mobile strip club. What do...

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In a post about feature dancers a few weeks ago, Shadowcat said he would like to see Ron Jeremy as a feature dancer. Why is this? Does he want a lapdance from him? If...

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God Dammit Crazyjoe

I got called to bring my shit truck to a McD's in Denver. The shitter was clogged and I had to rent a backhoe and a jack hammer. After all these stories I bet...

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I am going to get one of those floor mirrors that I can squat over and see what is making all that noise......

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I love it when I get me a blow job from a lot lizzards that loves to deep throats. One gets some lubg butter going and it really lubes things up...

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For the most part I think if they exist, they are real, so I don't mind fake ones. But, have any of you ever played with a pair that felt like a bag of...

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God Bless America

We can say what we want to say......

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This site is full..

Of turd burglers. I got turds for free guys. Let me know I will hook you up.. ...

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Getting lapperz

Did you ever look at a dancer when you're getting lap dancers and see buggers in her nose?...

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Spanking strippers

Did you ever turn a dancer over your knee and spank her like the naughty little girl she is?...

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Yelling at the TV

Did you ever see someone yelling at their football team while taking a piss? ...

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I have a raging boner

hahaha faggors, not for you...

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The Fucking Prick is the biggest fool on here. Fuck you and good night...

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Hooters has hands on service!

I just ate some wangs at tye Hoots tonite. After I was done the waitress explained to me they have total hands on service. She washed my hands for me with a wet nap!...

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I got me a new flip phone!

Now I can post raviews again!...

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The MackTruck is the shit...

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The boss man made me fly to another area to drive a shit sucker pumper truck. I had the oatmeal currey shits when I was waiting for my bags. I ended up shitting on...

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I got food poisoning at the local truck stop yesterday. I ate a big bowl of oatmeal and an all you can eat salad bar. I thank I got fiber poisoning because I cant...

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Shitting at the Truck Stop

I love me some hot curry shrimp to eat. I got some at the all you can eat buffet at Love's truck stop yesterday. I found me a nice $20 hooker and I...

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More shitting done by people makes me rich. I drive a shit sucker pumper truck ...

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Enough of this already. Where is crazyjoe with more shitting at McDonald's discussions...

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What do you call 2 cops in the back of a squad car?

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I was jerking off at the truck stop...

And a lot lizzard showed up asking $30. I finished myself... $30 hookers is too high. I only do $5 lappers and $20 hookers. Anything else is a chumps game...

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Want to see a faggor?

Look in the mirror...

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Lets all pull a crazyjoe

And shit up a McD's and do this as a tribute to crappy hamburgers ...

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This guy knows his $25 hoes for sure

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=user&id=300014...

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Want to see who os the biggest troll on tuscl?

Wait no more... click below https://www.tuscl.net/?page=user&id=168725...

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Even more proof

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52034...

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This place is full of faggots

Proof https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=52045...

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As you all know I drive a shit sucker pumper truck and I love me some lot lizzards and $20 hookers and a few $5 lappers.... I love me all the finer thangs in...

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Have you ever had the tp break and your fingers ended up in the mud valley?...

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Parking revenge

Here are some pics of some of the revenges I did over the years of driving my shit sucker truck... enjoy https://youtu.be/k-aU2wguRpI...

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What would you do if a faggor was flirtin with you,...

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What would you do if a faggor was flirtin with you,...

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What is your type?

If you were a fagor, what kind of dudes would turn you on?...

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Let Go Of My Ears

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing! This was tattooed on the back of a truck stop hookers head...

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Bathroom trolls

Inusually attend small dive clubs. I recently went to one that was a little bigger and had a guy in the shitter asking for tips for handing out paper towells. He was agressive in...

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Why would Usher fuck a fat bitch like this?

http://www.bet.com/celebrities/news/2017/08/07/usher.html She wanting money$$$$$!!...

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One them plastic walmart pools on the back of my truck

Yeah Buddy ! Let me tell you boys after delivering heavy loads all day it's enjoyable to pick up a $20 lot lizard and fuck her little shitter in that pool on the back...

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Top ten list of taking shits on the road

1.Walmart 2.Gas Station of any kind 3. Dive Bars 4. McDonald's pacificly 5. Burger King is a great place to drop whooper 6. Massage parlors 7. Truck stops 8. Strip clubs 9. Krispy Kreme 10. Beside my truck...

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Dive Bars and Truck Stops

When I'm on the road with a massive load I tell yeah what when I hit up a dive bar or truck stop the first thing I do is take a whopper of a...

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You are safe in a trayler park

Trailer parks dont have basements. I cant fill your basement with turds but i can fill up your kitchen...

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God Bless America

America was built by God, Guts and Guns...

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The last guy that pissed me off got a basement full of turds. I got lots of them and I need places to dump...

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I am new to this site! I drive a Mack Truck with a septic tank machine on back. I suck turds for a living. Sometimes equipment don't work like they supposed to and I...

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