Inusually attend small dive clubs. I recently went to one that was a little bigger and had a guy in the shitter asking for tips for handing out paper towells. He was agressive in asking for a tip. I realized there was no tp in the stall and I 4got2wipe I took the paper towels and wiped my dirty ass and put it in his tip jar and said thanks a million
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He demanded dollars but I am not going to pay him for free paper towels. He would get some dollars if he wiped my ass for me though. Let that be a lesson to bathroom trolls
I can't condone disrespecting pee trolls.
"There but for the grace of God". Give the guy a dollar
LMFAO
There's one in a Phoenix club I frequent that i absolutely refuse to tip for handing me a paper towel. If I take some of his gum or other snacks I certainly will tip but not for a paper towel. Get a real job.
Say what you will about bathroom trolls, but when you absolutely need to take a dump in a strip club, it's nice to have a clean toilet to use. I usually club later in the evening, long after dinner and any after dinner shits. But when I am hitting road clubs, every so often I will club right after dinner and, invariably, as dinner is digesting, whatever I had earlier in the day needs an exit. When that happens, my views about bathroom trolls change since the toilets are often disgusting in the clubs that don't have one.
-->"my views about bathroom trolls change since the toilets are often disgusting in the clubs that don't have one."
Ya, aside from my general empathy for a guy whose peak career accomplishment is this job, my general suspicion is a club with a bathroom troll will normally have a cleaner bathroom than a club that doesn't, at least if that club is busy. So, not slipping on piss, toilets aren't all stuffed up, bathroom doesn't stink like a sewer, etc? Bathroom troll is part of the reason.
In that same phoenix club, the waitresses, some of them, have begun wiping tables. Suddenly, my arm doesn't stick to the table. What a concept !
I've told them I appreciate this and I've upped my tip percentage.
Now that I've been on TUSCL for a while, I'll admit that I'm dreading the day when I go into a stall and step into a slop of Listermint and Bacitracin.
Some club bathrooms are close to a no go zone even with the bathroom troll, so I think they are a necessary annoyance.
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