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God Bless Dancers

Discussions by MackTruck (page 81)

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6 years ago

Did you ever deal with a lot lizard that was not playing with a full deck of car

What happened?...

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6 years ago

Did you ever send yourself a message through the pm system?

I opened my messages and one said Fuck You. I thought that basterd!, who would do such a thing. Then I looked closer and it was from MacTruck. Fuck you MackTruck...

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6 years ago

If you ldk in a kilt? What the blody hell...

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6 years ago

How to be a good lover

Just like carpet, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years to come ...

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6 years ago

Prank Phone Calls

Did you ever prank call a club?...

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6 years ago

After clubbing meals

When you cmub late at night and you are hungry after, where do you eat?...

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6 years ago

Who the hell is MackTruck

If you guess wrong he will dump a load in your basement ...

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6 years ago

Getting your Exercise

I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to...

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6 years ago

Did you ever start a fake fight for the hell of it?

I once started a fake fight with a friend in a downtown area where there were outdoor patios with people eating. We started yelling and put on a good show. We started fake punching...

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6 years ago

MackTruck Fucked your ATF

Hell yea your Alcohol Tobacco and Fire Arms...

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6 years ago

MackTruck Fucks a lot of bitches

Tittle says it all...

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6 years ago

Who does this fagg thank he is...

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6 years ago

Are noses sexy?

What would you tell a dancer of her nose is bigger than her boobs? I definitely could not marrybher but I my get a dance...

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5975 Terminal Ave Colorado Springs, CO 80915

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6 years ago

What the hell is this place

What the hell is this place...

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7 years ago

If fake tittys exist, are they really fake?...

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7 years ago

I apologies to Nickole1994 and NinaBambina

I will be unable to marry either one of you. Neither one of you have big enough boobs for me to put your nipplez in my ears....

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7 years ago

Did a dancer ever yank your pee peee so hard that you farted?

I had this happen and I shit my pants too...

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7 years ago

Advice I got on getting married

I got some advice from an old man about 15 years ago about getting married. He told me to pick a girl with big boobs. He told me to make sure I can stick...

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7 years ago

I caught something nasty from a lot lizzards

I started jacking off with Lotramin...

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7 years ago

I caught something nasty from a lot lizzards

I started jacking off with Lotramin...

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7 years ago

Dancer question

Why is it that when a dancer is goving me a hand job she is telling me I am a naughty boy. When I call her a naughty girl she gets pissed off...@$!# wtf?...

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7 years ago

He is a thumb sucking masterbator who crys himself to sleep at night while sniffing his own farts...

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7 years ago

I flossed with her panties

Last night I had a lot lizard spend the night in my truck. I woke up and she was gone and so was my tooth brush. She did leave her panties behind. They were...

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7 years ago

LDK go suck a tranny dick

Tittle says it.... i da cum in pants king around here now...

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7 years ago

I LDKed for the first time

I had this dancer trybto get me to wear a pair of these liquid lapdance thingys. She humpe the shit out of me and made a big ol mess in those pants. Then another...

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7 years ago

And the ass clown you rode in on...

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7 years ago

Solving lifes problems

Try hitting your nuts with a rubber hammer. Then you will onow everything you ever wanted to know ...

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7 years ago

Tuscl Challenge

If we had a challeng amung all members of Tuscl to see who could fill the back of my shit truck the fastest, who would win?...

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7 years ago

me tiró un pedo

Tittle says it all...

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7 years ago

I am sooo jelous

I need a truck like this! This is a real chinese shit truck... lmfao https://youtu.be/hybXFXiPtcs...

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7 years ago

I figured out why the olympics are so facinating to some...

This guy is somewhat of a ron Jeremy looks kind of guy. He streaked the skating show. I bet Shadowcat was jerkin it for sure https://nypost.com/2018/02/23/olympics-streaker-just-wants-peace-and-love/...

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7 years ago

Dirtiest Lot Lizzards in the Country

Someone asked where to find the dirtiest lot lizzards in the country... here is. Link https://goo.gl/images/ohWaZk You just got licked dammit...

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7 years ago

Instagram Hotties Postings

Have you noticed that every one of these postings has a negative comment by Shadowcat? Shadowcat emphasizes that the girl is NOT HIS TYPE... Hmmmmmmmm... I guess none of them have big swinging dicks or magnificent hairy...

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7 years ago

These are going to make me broke

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/story/embark-self-driving-truck-deliveries/amp I will be taking the lot lizards with me and getting blow jobs instead of having to drive...

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7 years ago

What are you doing when your winning?...

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7 years ago

I fart in my wallet

This way I always have gas money...

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7 years ago

OMG! Would you get a lapdance from this bitch?

Would you get a lapdance from this bitch? https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ron-jeremy-news-photo/541081334#ron-jeremy-picture-id541081334...

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7 years ago

Who the hell is Emily?

Titte says it all...

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7 years ago

Experience the wow factor

Take home a new Chevy Today...

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7 years ago

When I grow up I am going to be a Sunday Morning TV Preacher Man

Yea, I am up early watching the guy say Prays Jesus and talking about the Lowrd! I can do this and make zillions of dollars! Then I can afford more than A $20 lot...

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7 years ago

Chinese massage

Today I was driving down Ward Road in my shit truck and I spotted a sign in front of an office complex... it read... STARFISH MASSAGE...

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7 years ago

Best flame war of all time on tuscl

What flame war did you get the biggest kick out of on tuscl? My personal favorite was Dougster vs Rickdugan...

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7 years ago

What the hell is a public key?

And what the hell is a private key? Is that my dick?...

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7 years ago

WTF DOES THIS MEAN?...

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7 years ago

Shadowcat and Bubba267

Two little lovers sitting in a tree... you know this song... Anyway. Shadowcat could not get a lapdance from Ron Jeremy so he goes to Follys and gets dances from Bubba...

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7 years ago

So glad I sold all my bitcoin because it dropped 40 % in the last month and bouth bit connect tokens two weeks ago. Bitconnect went up 30% today...

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7 years ago

There is one review I think should be done. Shadowcat needs to post a review of his lapdances with Ron Jeremy. If this did not happen he can make up whatever shit he wants...

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7 years ago

How many of you boys want to titty fuck Ron Jeremy?...

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