Shitting at the Truck Stop

God Bless Dancers

10/10/2017 7:50:35 AM

I love me some hot curry shrimp to eat. I got some at the all you can eat buffet at Love's truck stop yesterday. I found me a nice $20 hooker and I was in heaven. I spent the rest of the night watching kong fu movies and jacking off to porn. Thos morning I am back in Love's and taking a hot curry shit. My ass hole is on fire and this sucks ass.

Any you guys have this shit happen?

Maybe the curry gods are punishing me for $20 hookers

6 comments

Cashman1234
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7 years ago
Hot curry shrimp is very tasty! It can be iffy when eating shrimp from an all you can eat buffet.

I doubt the $20 hooker had any influence on your shits.

I'd recommend getting some wipes - as they will cause much less friction. The truck stop toilet paper can be rough - and it can make the burning and soreness worse.
Cashman1234
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7 years ago
Now I'm getting hungry!
wildbourbon
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7 years ago
Yes on the wet wipes...once had a friend describe them as "like you're wiping with a cloud." lol.
JuiceBox69
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7 years ago
Hot curry loves shit LMFAO
Tiredtraveler
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7 years ago
Lot lizards are a life form I will pass on to anyone else that wishes to partake. I will not.
warhawks
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7 years ago
Love me some Love’s.

Best CB antenna collection this side of TexArkana.

Lot lizards need love too...

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