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5 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
^^^Bingo.
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5 years ago
Good review. I think I know who your first dancer was based on her prices.
Based on my experience at Condor, going from Garden of Eden to there sounds like it would be terrible in the contact department. I look forward to your review of that place.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Wow, what a comeback! If that was the first round in a battle rap I'd say you won that round heartily GMD.
Can't wait for the rest.
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5 years ago
I remember names based on experiences. Only one name stood out because it was so different than what I've heard, and that's Snow Bunny. She was a good experience also.
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5 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
So I didn't quite get the above info right. No info is even stored on the chip in the passport card. The chip only contains the location of the secure info that border patrol and customs folks are looking for. Info that can only be accessed by them.
So even safer than I thought. No more DL scan for me. Wish I knew this before.
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5 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
Passport card is a great idea apparently: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nj.com/business/2016/04/bamboozled_an_alternative_to_keep_your_drivers_lic.html%3foutputType=amp
I thought that a passport card would actually give up more info than a driver license would since you have to submit all kinds of info just to get one. But from reading the linked article above, nope. It gives up nothing. Only customs and border patrol scanners can get the info, which is actually stored on a chip in the card, not the barcode like a driver license
And the info on the front is quite basic.
So there it is. Passport card is the way to go IMO.
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5 years ago
OTR LMAO!
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5 years ago
Why do I even have her on ignore? This shit IS comedy! Plus with the block gone, no need.
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5 years ago
@Harderlap all reviews that focus on one dancer doesn't necessarily mean it's a shill/club ad/dancer ad. Take my review of Paradise Showgirls for example. I was accused by the first commenter (OIAV) of the review being a seven paragraph ad of a well known dancer there. But folks who go there know that if she's your type physically she does very good work in the VIP. https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=339451. On another note, I notice that same member OIAV often downvotes plenty of good reviews claiming the same thing. Many times he's the only downvote, with four other approvals.
I understand how a glowing review of a single dancer can raise some flags. But if the reviewer mentions other things about the club good and bad then I'm not as skeptical at that point.
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5 years ago
Nicole that was probably the longest post you've ever made without tons of spelling and typing errors. Thank you for seemingly taking the time to check your post before you hitting send.
From your account it sounds like you have been taking care of business in school and that's cool. My only wonder is why you continue to spend time here being a self admitted troll? It seems to be a significant hobby of yours. Not as big as the Icey idiot, who posts more than anyone else easily. But still significant enough that you'll go back and forth with folks congregating to talk about strip clubs, which you hardly even talk about, day in and day out. You said you were gonna retire soon, but as the days pass it seems like that was a lie. Is there nothing else that can fill this TUSCL trolling void on your bus trips?
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5 years ago
This thread turned into an ad for Desires. And it worked on me. Gonna make that my next strip club trip destination.
Only problem is I hear it's 98% white folks up in that state. How will they treat my black ass?
To have at least one on topic sentence, I think Papi is right about Vegas having lap dance factory clubs. Both Sapphire and Rhino, while getting a good amount of traffic in the VIP rooms, have the floors full of dancers giving lap dances, especially weekend nights. Plus since a lot of guys know that the mileage doesn't increase much between the floor and VIP dances, they'll opt to just get a string of dances out in the floor. Just gotta find the dancers who are cool with it, because a ton of them push for VIP and then start giving shittier dances once they know you're not going.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Like King_Gambrinus commented above, I've only experienced this at Playhouse Lounge in NJ. Every girl I had dances with was equipped with it in their purse but most of them had astroglide, not lotion. Besides smooth HJs, it also made for some excellent standing assjobs.
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5 years ago
Twentyfive that's a good point you made that I never realized. I wonder if blonde bombshell was still here if we'd still have the block? Now I'm sad she left lol. For that short time we did have some quality troll free discussions in the threads started by folks who had the notorious trolls blocked.
Anyhow, I agree with the title of the thread and who it pertains to. That's why, once again, I ignore the dumb ass.
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5 years ago
Hot damn this thread was entertaining! All the way to the end where Icey tried to defend his 'friend' and ended up agreeing with Nicespice in the process. You can't make this shit up!
Almost as entertaining as that one thread where Nina claimed to be behind the Nicole account and had a few of us straight up mindfucked.
This is why I check TUSCL daily. Well that and, I love to read the high mileage adventures of folks from around the nation clubbing.
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5 years ago
Ok thanks for the clarification. Now, what's BU?
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5 years ago
Holy SHIT that's a lot of money for a HJ! You surely made that girl's night.
Well, you weren't the first and surely won't be the last to fall for the multiple VIP upsell scheme. At least you took it as a learning experience. That's about the only positive. Well, besides cumming. Lol.
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5 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
I was wondering if this was my previous favorite from SF from the way you described her. Certain things in her story are different but these girls lie all the time. The fake double D's that still felt great and the bubbly personality sounds just like her, only thing is her name was different. She moved to this area after the classification changes in CA.
Anyhow, sounded like a good time, thanks for the report.
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5 years ago
Man this is ridiculous. Why do you folks even bother talking to Icey? She's never gonna consider any of your points, just gonna keep reciting the same shit over and over.
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5 years ago
Sounds better than any experience I had here. IMO this is one of the worst clubs in SF for mileage, same as Hustler and Penthouse. But maybe that cuz I'm a black dude that clubs solo and not part of some convention or party.
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5 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Gotta ditto all the folks who said hands removed from her ass would be a deal breaker. But hey, if you've got 25 minutes left you might as well make the most of the time. Sounds like she at least gave you a good grind so that's cool I guess.
GCC is more pricey but still better IMO. In my experience at DV, the girls that allow touching will ask for a substantial tip also so it comes out to around $200 for 30 minutes. Still better, but with a girl not as hot as at GCC.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Damn, Dugan does not have a single fucking bone of chill in his body. No matter what the tragedy you can guarantee he won't bite his tongue and have some snarky remark.
Sadly just like Muddy, the shit made me chuckle.
Sorry for your loss GMD. Hopefully time will heal all.
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5 years ago
That's PL rule number one though: never use your credit card in a club. You'll never have to worry about credit card scam if you don't use it. And the credit card scam was not just used in SF, but in a few other cities as well, NY for example.
And yes, SF is pretty damn expensive for strip club goers. You gotta pick your days and times carefully if you want to get the best value, by going on slow days or days when they offer specials. Otherwise, prepare to have your wallet ravaged if you wanna touch a young, beautiful, and stacked woman lol.
All that said, SF is still WAY better than the air dance, no contact, high priced fuckery of Santa Clara County.
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5 years ago
I see some rejections in the approval comments, but this review is excellent in letting others know they type of dances and interaction they'll get here. Keywords= air dances, high price dances. This sums up Santa Clara county clubs in a nutshell. What the hell difference does it make if the pretty girl is nude yet you can't touch or have any contact with her?
Save your money and skip all Santa Clara clubs. Unless you don't mind paying just to look. In that case, knock yourself out.
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5 years ago
Good review! And at least you had a cool dancer who would finish you off without getting another VIP. Whenever that happens to me the girls will not budge on selling that that second VIP to finish it off. I figure it's because they know they have you by the balls.
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5 years ago
Haha that is great!
I want a smartwatch but I'm trying to find a good one for Android. Seems Samsung has the best ones but they say if you don't have a Samsung phone all the features won't work.