TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 63)
review comment
5 years ago
timothyjames55
Just here for a good time.
The price I was always quoted for the fantasy room seemed to be $550. $400 to the girl and $150 for the bottle. The part that's cool is you can take the bottle with you for the rest of the time in the club. I met a dude who had the bottle with him. I thought the $550 for half hour was steep but he said it was all the way worth it. Had the time of his life and his dancer was the best. Funny thing is, I swear MY dancer was the best. After trying a couple of the other dancers, I'm convinced she was.
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5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
I'm not really a fan of handjobs.
review comment
5 years ago
monty39
New York
@HiyaDave, I doubt it. I was offered a discreet HJ but the back room is communal so everyone back there can see exactly what you're doing. Plus there is a camera.
review comment
5 years ago
DarkAmigo
California
The only major error I saw was the casino across the street is Jerry's Nugget, not Rick's. Other than that, it seemed to mirror my experience, minus the OTC offers. But I don't speak Spanish, maybe this guy does. It really did have the feel of one of those smaller side clubs in TJ that surround HK and Adelitas.
discussion comment
5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Haha @Chessmaster it's all good. Truth be told I'm excited to see some different clubs other than the ones I've already been to.
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5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
@Cristobal I'll be down there next month.
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5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Crickets.
Sheesh, I see how it is. Folks stay inviting Iceyloco to meet up. Guess I need to don a pimp/SJW persona myself.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Reverend your reviews are the gold standard.
Truth be told I'm just happy we get a lot more of your witty writing now that you post in the discussion section as well.
review comment
5 years ago
splittingaces
Washington
They must have risen the price of the VIP wristband. It used to be a $25 cover, and another $5 for the VIP wristband. OP did it cost you $35 total, or $30?
Also as far as better dances, I'd say day time is definitely your best bet. Way too many folks in the private rooms on weekend nights.
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5 years ago
AJ8921
No $$$, then NO arriba
Excellent summary of the place!
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5 years ago
Redmonwin
California
Scrub I was thinking the same thing. CHIII owners must LOVE their location right now. Wouldn't be surprised if they had some sort of 'show your game ticket, get s free drink' special or something along those lines. There will be plenty of drunk dumbasses to sucker out of their money once that stadium opens on game days.
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5 years ago
monty39
New York
^^^^this is always the plan for me. You know your friends. If they're the squirmish, uptight type, they ain't ready to roll with me to a strip club. Meanwhile, the friend that walks down the strip with me and points out every chick with a fat ass or nice rack, or who he'd like to fuck, THAT'S the guy I roll to the strip club with.
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5 years ago
Redmonwin
California
So if the vibe is more about hanging out and partying, then how do the girls make money? Are you expected to tip just for talking?
discussion comment
5 years ago
AirPilot95
New York
Some good advice here. I like the notion of agreeing to 2 dances at first, but the only problem with that is if song one sucks then I'd want to end it right then and there, fuck paying for another shitty dance.
I've had a problem with this one time in my time as a PL and I think I'll just take the advice that another person suggested: have her ask if you want to keep going after each song. The honest dancers do that already anyway.
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5 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Black Knight Dugan!! Haha shit this guy is hilarious!
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5 years ago
Redmonwin
California
Thanks for the pool party review! I was wondering exactly how it works when you get a dance from a stripper in that pool party. So you actually go back inside the club? Do you stay in just your swimming trunks while the girl is in her bikini? I was actually hoping for some standing pool side dances in the water, that would be amazing. You said some dancers were grinding with customers to the music for fun, that's more of what I had in mind.
Sounds like some really steep prices just to be there though. I might indulge, just to experience it for myself but it's looking like that'll be a one time trip only.
review comment
5 years ago
roshi
Bay Area, California
Your review title is almost exactly like my review from months ago. Still, nice review.
Yet I beg to differ about your 'no UHM and no LDK' comment. As a man has has LDK'd too many damn times in this place I can surely proclaim yours is a false statement. Just can't be shy about other folks being close by while you do lol. As for UHM, try slow day times and the right girl. Might take some test trips but the girls who are down for the good stuff will most likely take you to that far booth all the way to the left.
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5 years ago
FreddyDax
Ok so free $40 or $30 depending on how much you tip the limo driver. Bottoms line, you're saving money by calling for the limo instead of paying that shitty $50 cover.
Thanks for the review but I also agree with bruceleeroy. Never been asked for $50 per dance, always just $20. Some girls will say they only do VIP, bit never had any ask for $50 for one floor dance.
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5 years ago
smithers4burns
California
Also in the camp of CHIII not requiring guys to keep their hands to themselves on $20 floor dances. In my experience there, only one girl did a shitty air dance and moved when I tried to grab boobs. The other three let me grope them just as much as Sapphire, Spearmint, and Treasures girls do in floor dances.
I'm thinking it was definitely just the specific girl you interacted with at Crazy Horse. You can run into those types at any club.
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5 years ago
elizabeth123
New Jersey
Drink prices are not outrageous in the day time during happy hour. After 5pm you will pay out the ass for drinks. Pregaming is a necessity.
discussion comment
5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
I'm quite certain they'll both be back. Not sure when, but I highly doubt they're gone for good. Icey is probably doing a short stint in jail, and Nicole, who knows? Maybe no long bus rides for the past week or something.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Excellent thread, back and forth debate from the two different sides with minimal mud slinging and I'm sure we know why.
Hard to pick a side here as both have valid points, but I'm leaning towards Papi's side on this. But since Subra is the one with seemingly the most SA experience he probably understands the vibe on the site better. Still, I think there's probably an equal amount of women as there are men who don't mind a P&D. Since as mentioned, there are a ton of strippers and escorts on the site now. I've heard that in Vegas, SA is mostly pros.
discussion comment
5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Yeah I know Nicole is real, I've believed that ever since her pics with Nicespice way back. Who I don't believe is real is Icey. Not sure if it's a woman or man but I damn sure doubt they're who they claim to be on here. Nicole claims to be queen troll, plus Icey always seems to defend her, so the thought kinda crept in my mind that she could be controlling that persona. But that would take a ton of work, as Icey posted so much crap that it would take way too much time. So I guess it's just coincidence that they both stopped posting around the same time.
Still, the forum reads pretty nicely as long as thread ignore is used accordingly.
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5 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
@Liwet bah! Have a good time in TJ but for Pete's sake don't try to pull your dick out on the main floor and get kicked out lol.