OK, this was fun. It's like an English is a second language college kid who plagiarized by changing every fourth word to a synonym. "Moves" - "Dances," "take it for conceded" is "take it for granted," and "her poop is all genuine" means "her shit is real." Genius.
=====> KJ702 said "But she ghosted me and I want answers."
There's the slogan of every guy that's been pepper sprayed by a stripper.
@Ishmael - LMFAO, oh wise one...
I’ve been a lurker for years, finally decided to get off my ass and write a review, and desertscrub said it was a club ad...***SIGH***
Have to do better next time...
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