TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 50)
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5 years ago
mark94
Arizona
Jesus, Nicespice, this dude can't even detect your sarcasm. Now you got him started up on a Dennis Miller type rant.
Mark94 might wanna go ahead and cancel those email alerts right now, least his box be overloaded with 'San_Jose_Guy has posted a message in your thread' mails.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
@Papi Chulo she (Denise Richards) got rid of the fake tits a while back.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Salma Hayek.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
God Damn! Lucky muthafucka you!!!! No more speculation needed. If that doesn't cause the desired results then fuck it, just chop your dick off.
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
LMFAO!!!
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5 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
I remember earlier in the thread asking SLD if she caused the "famous TUSCL member" and him saying a gentlemen doesn't say. Yet going by his last SJG sized posts of his visits with her, I'd say he answered that without directly answering it. Ha, job well done, both of you.
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5 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
And a lot of that cost for the week will be your lodging. For a week in a master suite as Cascadas that would run you about $600 plus $50 for the VIP card. Of course, you could be cheap and get a single deluxe for a week and cut those costs in half but I'd be real claustrophobic in those tiny rooms.
$5000 for a week, man I need to try that one of these times. That would be an awesome fucking time!
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5 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Excellent body! Reminds me of my favorite dancer at Chicago Club in TJ.
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5 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
There's a few guys on the site who are misclassified as dancers. I can think of three offhand. I always wondered if they have access to the dressing room section. Technically they should, right?
review comment
5 years ago
rob27502
Sounds like a good time but MAN that sucks! Being charged $100 for girls just sitting and talking, that is. FUCK that. I don't care how drunk I was I would have shit that down with a quickness. For $150 you can grope a girl for 15 minutes, why would I want to just talk for $100?
I think they targeted you guys since you were a big group and ordered a table and all that.
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5 years ago
Ranma12
Good review, thanks for all the details!
In the past in reviews of this club I read that too much touching gets the bouncer to shine a flashlight in your booth to warn you. This always deterred me from visiting, since I am a gropey mofo. Yet in your review you speak of moderate touching and no mention of a flashlight. Just how much were you able to touch? As much as GCC?
Thanks again for the detailed review!
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5 years ago
LALover1465
Cool to see this club bringing folks to meet up in real life. Privacy walls suck.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Had to revive this thread that devolved into Patriots bickering and insults to say one thing: PUT SOME RESPEK ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN NINERS!!!!
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5 years ago
ersatzemale
California
^^^^what Papi said. For my weekend there, Chicago club was more enjoyable than Adelitas. Had more space, more women, same prices.
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5 years ago
Longislandnightmare
I read this review and I noticed that one guy rejected it for being a shill. As an outsider and having never visited the club or the area I see how it could appear as such. Like an employee from Dollies writing a review trashing two competing clubs.
Still, your review had so much detail that I didn't believe that it was a hit job at all. Just sounded like two strip clubs that hired some shitty girls with no hustle whatsoever. Plus here in this thread you mention Nidan who is known as a credible guy so I have no doubt, even though I'm not familiar with the area, that your report is legit.
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5 years ago
THEBLACKKNIGHT
Evil
Teeny Weeny doesn't seem to know how LDKers operate, which is understandable since it is quite different. Then again I guess I should speak for myself.
When I'm getting dances from a girl and getting pleasure I'm not fantasizing about sex with the girl. Just the grinding itself is giving me pleasure, plus the feel of her soft smooth skin, her beautiful body, and her wonderful breasts that I'm usually caressing most of the time is enough on its own to cause an LDK. No fantasizing needed.
Anyhow, why the need to put someone else down about how they enjoy their dances? Just let SLD do him, and you do you.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
My vote goes to Fritz.
And although I never caught any of her softcore stuff, I did love Hight as "Milf" in the Real Chance of Love reality show. Man I ate all those shows up. Flavor of Love, Real Chance of Love, For the Love of Ray J, Rock of Love......VH1 had me hooked for awhile.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Gianna. For the same reason smashinhoes said. Loved her thick ass, and them giant tits.
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5 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
I also usually stay after the festivities. I like the ambiance. I usually never just leave after being worn out by a girl. Unless the club is about to close.
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5 years ago
Muddy
USA
@SLD this updated analysis of SJG seems even more on point than before.
@Justintolook the thing that protects SJG from being burned by a merciless stripper is that he isn't able to go to any clubs, again like SLD said. I'm not sure if that's because he's locked up somewhere, dead broke, or both. But the fact that he can't go saves him from being taken by a ROB.
Scary thing is, he seems like the type to stalk a dancer or worse after she plays him for a fool tricking him into thinking she wants to deal with him outside of the club. I think it's better for everyone that he just keeps rambling on about hypothetical encounters with strippers here on this site. Rather than try the shit he talks about here in real life.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
This thread ignore took awhile. But now that I see that SJG has fully hijacked it to himself I can safely add this shit to the list with no fear of missing a good post from someone else.
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5 years ago
Estafador
BIG APPLE
I had a good out of drinks bought for me at HKTJ last month, but it wasn't out of the blue. It was just random dudes I struck up conversations with. I didn't think anything of it, just thought they were being nice.
Now if it was some dude I had no conversation with and all of a sudden he's offering me a drink, I'd be suspicious as fuck.
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5 years ago
letsgetstarted
New Jersey
I like details myself also. If you mention getting any extras then the general rule is that you don't mention the dancer's name or even describe her to where she might be recognized.
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5 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Yeah you could easily tell it was Muddy. I read that review when he first wrote it so I knew it was from his Bare Elegance review. Funny shit, I love his reviews.