The perfect strip club
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good.
The dancers are are all perfect. This is the perfect club. The other shit does not matter. They were all angels. All 9’s and 10’s just walking around in one place. Each one of them separate would be the hottest girl at any given club. 1992 Dream team shit. My dick was as if I took 30 pills of viagra. I took this girl, who will remain unnamed BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS MINE. A perfect 10 in every way face beautiful, ass dynamite and her rack was natural and just bliss, you just couldn’t make them more awesome. You just couldn’t. I took her to VIP For the special.
And I left feeling like a changed man. I had realized that coming to this club was the absolute greatest decision of my life. Everything else leading up to this moment was a complete waste of time. Why haven’t I been here every single second of every single minute of every single hour of every single day of every single year. Why? What the fuck was I doing my whole life? Here’s what needs to happen.
I will make money. I will produce semen. I will take these two products and dump both in this club for the rest of my days on this earth. Like a firefighter with a water bucket trying to extinguish the sun. There is a neighborhood behind the club.. There is a house that shares a fence. I will buy this house. Live here and wallow in the joy that is this club for all eternity. All retirement money, investments, savings, future kids college funds, any assets at all whatsoever will be sold off to be able afford whatever this club asks of me.
I will have to become famous somehow, someway to become rich. I will then buy out this club and enslave all dancers that work here to fulfill my sexual desires. I found the perfect strip club. I just need to find the money to afford every single day. And of course relocate.
I could not believe my eyes when I walked in here. This puts every strip club in America to shame. It like some Biblical level sexual fantasy animated. UN FUCKING REAL
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How much for a coconut water?
Come on, how much for a single lap dance?
Next time I go, I’ll have to take a girl to the upstairs VIP. Also it was pretty incredible to see the girls who weren’t making money and getting turned away. I’m like yo go to a different club you’ll probably be the top earner jeez. I will say I saw one club maybe even two clubs since that might’ve had a better lineup. Houston Men’s Club and most certainly Sapphire Upper East Side, There are three, the one right by the 59th street bridge. Sapphire the most hot girls I’ve seen in one place. Still the mileage you’ll get on an entry level lapdance is through the roof at BELAX compared to those other two, and that’s why it’s a better club to me.