Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻

I’ve already stroked out three loads thinking about you two incredible hotties playing hide the salami.

What more could a girl want? Lol!

Portland has always been a beautiful city. Now with nicespice there it is even more so.

Woo

booking flight now ;)

You lucky..... person, you 😉

SirLDAlot - I’m definitely a bit jealous. They are both beauties. I’m glad you enjoyed your trip to the club.

I can attest that Sirlap is a suave chemical engineer who visited in his suave all-black casual attire.

And also, his talk about his ability as a masseuse is very substantiated. 😁

👭🏻👭🏼 the more the merrier!!!

Woooo! 🥳

Well I sold my first VIP ever in this club. It will take some getting used to but it was fun enough. Couldn’t find the lotion to give the customer in the dark tho 🙁

It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again It gets the hose

It puts the lotion in the basket It puts the lotion in the basket It puts the lotion in the basket Yes, it does, put the lotion in the basket Put the lotion in the basket Put the lotion in the basket And it does

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

I’m hard! Anyone else find blah’s sexy talk arousing as fuck? Buffalo Bill with tits? Mmm I need a minute...

Come on Clarice just put the fucking lotion in the basket

Is PDX an airport or a women’s prison? Hope Spice doesn’t get stuck there too long but she seems to have a good attitude about it at least.

I’m assuming she was detained due to the 🔪🔪🔪 fascination.

Prison talk

Also at Sirlap, my impression of the Golden Dragon is that I like it 😁

I’m a newbie so there is a “probationary” period and I have to show up at 7. But apparently if I call ahead of time, there is even flexibility on that. I’m still allowed to leave whenever I want tho. I am enjoying the no alcohol thing too.

Given the MO of most of the clubs here, that makes this club a standout freaking awesome one IMO. ♥️ Tbh I had thought about dropping the entire PNW region (which would have been sad, considering all the beauty out here) from my travel rotation in the future, but this place is unique and awesome and I like the vibe.

And it doesn’t matter what time you show up, since the the house fee remains the same no matter what. And I think the dance cuts and tip out, while higher than what’s standard in Texas, is fair in my opinion.

And I like the fact I’m I’m downtown with corresponding travelling clientele too. 😁 It was very slow but I did alright. Already much better than Stars. Plus, I feel weird giving dances at Stars anyways, I think I’m just too much of a whore for that place haha. I can give better dances on the $20 or 3/$50 topless at the Dragon than $40 or 3/$100 there. And it’s easier to sell to the customers.

Sadly, I'm on the east coast. Hopefully NiceSpice will make a tour stop out here someday.

If blah comes - that would be even better!

SirLDAlot - that was exactmy my plan! I've been wacking off non stop since seeing blah's post earlier.

A quick and painful end to my existence would be far better than long and lame.

Lol! It could be a great night - with NiceSpice and Blah - and I might end up one kidney short in the morning!

I can see Blah saying - I ate his kidney with some black beans, rice and a fruity margarita...

That is oddly arousing!

You may have just come up with blah's Halloween - or Halloweenie - costume! Lol

Cashman, I’m guessing Blah and Spice intitially met at that women’s prison so Blah might eat your kidney with black beans and rice but I think she would wash it down with moonshine whiskey, rather than a fruity margarita. Or if it was a fruity margarita, it would probably be stolen from a fruit cup of flagooner’s. Notice he has gone missing.

I am so old and decrepit that just seeing nice and blah together smiling at me and I would keel over dead from the shock.

SirLap, I can only imagine.

LOL this thread

Blah, you started it. We are only doing as you asked.

I thought I read a review stating that the Dragon had nude lap dances

^correct, nude is $40 or 3/$100. Both topless and nude are provided as options. I only mentioned topless because I was directly comparing with another club. (Where dances are only topless...with exceptions of brief pull-panties-to-the-side)

SirLap, nothing I can say. Just an envious sigh.

@SirLapdancealot I think I need a cigarette now, lol.

^lol

me too.

SirLap needs to write erotic novels lmfao

I bought her a taco ......

Ha ha. Ha.

Think I'll go to a club soon...

Look for another like her

Yeah, fat chance. ..... sigh

SLD that was awesome!

But I'm a nosy old bastard so I have to ask.....did she cause that good old "famous TUSCL member" or what??!!

blah blah is right....the way you wrote that shit, you damn near caused me to LDK just reading the shit. Whale tail thong top with the booty leaking out the top......that line right there touched me more than Langston Hughes or Maya Angelou ever could.

@SLD totally understandable and respectable. However I am still disappointed lol!

Nah seriously though, that's the true classy thing to do and I'd probably do the same if someone asked me the same shit. Unless said dancer assured me she didn't mind me spilling the tea on certain shit. I haven't been put in that situation yet however.

@TFP I can assure you my wife is great and you will love her :))))

Dancer ad!

I’m definitely envious after reading your story of your experience with NiceSpice. You are a very lucky man to experience her talents and amazing body!

Sounds like a great choice for a fluffer. Did she have any recommendations for a finisher among all the other hot dancers?

Ahhh OK. Now I understand why you are so high on Portland clubs (no disrespect intended).

Damm it, SirLap, you gotta stop writing this stuff, damm near choked on my morning taco.

Just kidding, I love erotic nonfiction.

Did go clubbing yesterday and had my first dance with a pretty Asian, that was nice. Not quite as pretty or nice, but nice.

Good stuff SLD. As for recommending Bay Area clubs to her I doubt she wants to enter the mess of employee status that the dancers here have to deal with. And even if she does, I wouldn't be the one who knows which clubs are better for dancers to make money. Subra would probably be a better person to ask.

Still I would imagine that Nicespice would do well here because she's Asian. There's a shitload of Asian customers in the clubs yet I don't see that many Asian dancers there working. I see mostly Latina, white, and black. With a dab of Asian, like one or two.

When a customer is able to properly describe his experience with a very beautiful and sexy dancer - it makes the dancer even more desirable (in my opinion).

I’m glad you have been able to experience NiceSpice and her unicorn like charms!

Nicespice....how long are you in Portland? I'm planning to visit this month.

I’ll be here until the 22nd.

👍

Well damn.

You know, nicespice, Derby Festival is coming up in May. Two weeks of city wide partying. The week leading up to the Oaks and Derby itself is a busy time for the clubs in town. :)

Yes, I'm attempting to tempt you into visiting. :)

Hmm, conflicting messages, is it hard. -- or spent ?

SirLDAlot is rubbing it in - both literally and figuratively. Have a great time!

Was it really an hour in a half? Haha I lost track of time

Fuck all of you who wants to play shit in Mackies mouth game?

Haha the color was a bit different. But I got confused earlier too. I thought somebody’s basic beer was an AMF under the lights. 😝

There you go, Sirlap tuscl.net

That photo says it all - even though SirLDAlot says it quite well. NiceSpice has a great body - and she knows how to use it to keep her customers very happy.

Better watch out, Blah! I think Sir Lapdancealot is in love with your wife!

Both of you come to St Louis. We all go to casino together. Have drinks. Have fun. You each get $300 or split our winnings, whichever is more. It would be a blast... for me anyway... my money, my fantasy. 😂. They only thing better than winning at the casino is playing at the casino with hot chicks!

SirLDAlot you are a very lucky man. NiceSpice looks and sounds like a true beauty - and a very sexy dancer too. To experience her in person must be a strip club dream come true.

I'm jealous. I agree with all the comments, but I met her in a San Antonio club where they had stupid rules about keeping butts covered and nipples covered with some kind of fabric paint pasties shit. I would love to see her au naturale.

We need a new synonym added to the TUSCL dictionary.

SirLapDancealot = RIL

I'm just wondering who has to do his laundry!

SirLDAlot - she sounds incredible. What a beautiful girl! I’m glad you are in the right place - at the right place -.

Sorry - I was trying to say that it seems you are in the right place and at the right time - to really enjoy Nicespice.

Good for you! Enjoy her as much as you can while she is nearby. Definitely a great girl.

Tell the truth, Sirlap, don't hold back....

Having a good month?

You lucky....

😉

And also, I ended my shift today by crossing my name off the list for dancer roation. The DJ had just come in, and he asked me if I stabbed any customers today with my horn. 😁😁

Plus... I'd say you're safe from blahblah, lol

Remember how this thread started ?

@nicespice Lol, I guess stabbing is not the only way to learn someone with a permanent memory.

Got a pic of the unicorn costume?

"leave" someone

Your description of NiceSpice sounds incredibly sexy. She knows how to pleasure you. This has been a great time for you.

Has she spoiled you for other dancers?

SirLDAlot - that’s a great way to look at it! You have enjoyed some great experiences with some very sexy girls.

Good grief, SirLap! What king of beating have your credit cards taken this week? Are you going to become NiceSpice's "DeadHead" following her to wharever city she visits?

For the love of humanity, man, save some of her for the rest of us! 😉

Lol Nicespice has a groupie

I remember earlier in the thread asking SLD if she caused the "famous TUSCL member" and him saying a gentlemen doesn't say. Yet going by his last SJG sized posts of his visits with her, I'd say he answered that without directly answering it. Ha, job well done, both of you.

LMFAO!!!

God Damn! Lucky muthafucka you!!!! No more speculation needed. If that doesn't cause the desired results then fuck it, just chop your dick off.

That view is amazing! The photos - and your descriptions of her talents - put NiceSpice in another league among dancers.

I’m glad you are enjoying her. Maybe put in a good word to try and influence her to head east....

I was afraid you'd say that. Enjoy that sweet unicorn booty!

Alright, alright, this has got to stop. I'm surprised you can still count to 8, with all the distracting memories running thru your head, ^^ yeah, that head.

Hope she's mesmerizing some other Portlanders so she's making bank, and decides to come back to the Pacific NW again, and even try another warm up stop down here in Eug/Springfield.

and

^Hnnnngggggg

SirLap. I have mixed feelings on your many meetings with nicespice. Of course I am jealous but I am also happy for you and all the other guys that got to meet her on her travels. I am happy for nicespice as well. I just hope that she’ll travel someday to a place I am close to so I can meet her as well Good on you for being a good host in Portland.

😁 Yes, it was a wonderful end to my time in Portland.

I’d recommend Sirlap to any Portland based dancer for sure.

I feel so bad for SirLapdancealot right now!