Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»

blahblahblah23
>:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
😁 one may wish to show their $upport

Or else πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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Cashman1234
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5 years ago
I’ve already stroked out three loads thinking about you two incredible hotties playing hide the salami.

What more could a girl want? Lol!
FishHawk
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5 years ago
Portland has always been a beautiful city. Now with nicespice there it is even more so.
MackTruck
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5 years ago
Woo
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Blah must have a pre-nup or something.
bullzeye
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5 years ago
booking flight now ;)
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Just leaving the club now. She's a beauty and even better in person.
gSteph
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5 years ago
You lucky..... person, you πŸ˜‰
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
I got her all relaxed for the rest of you. Took one for the team.
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
SirLDAlot - I’m definitely a bit jealous. They are both beauties. I’m glad you enjoyed your trip to the club.
nicespice
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5 years ago
I can attest that Sirlap is a suave chemical engineer who visited in his suave all-black casual attire.

And also, his talk about his ability as a masseuse is very substantiated. 😁
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
And I can attest that nicespice is a super sexy lady. Long and luxurious hair. Creamy soft skin on top of a petite and fit physique. She's exquisite. The massage was all my pleasure. πŸ€—
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@blah I see that your wifey is going to be at the Golden Dragon tonight. You better go and keep an eye on her cause there are a lot of other strippers there and I'll bet that a few are going to try and claim her...
blahblahblah23
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5 years ago
πŸ‘­πŸ»πŸ‘­πŸΌ the more the merrier!!!
nicespice
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5 years ago
Woooo! πŸ₯³
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LOL you fucking lesbo sluts.

@nicespice how is the Dragon? I haven't been there in years. Get ready for the downtown drunkards rush hour at 10-11.
nicespice
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5 years ago
Well I sold my first VIP ever in this club. It will take some getting used to but it was fun enough. Couldn’t find the lotion to give the customer in the dark tho πŸ™
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Not surprised that you got a VIP. Nice.

I like the VIP rooms there for a lapdance only. The beds are nice for it. LOL I'd use the lotion to massage you, though.
blahblahblah23
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5 years ago
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
It gets the hose

It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket
Yes, it does, put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket
And it does
blahblahblah23
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5 years ago
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
I’m hard! Anyone else find blah’s sexy talk arousing as fuck? Buffalo Bill with tits? Mmm I need a minute...
elmer
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5 years ago
Come on Clarice just put the fucking lotion in the basket
Huntsman
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5 years ago
Is PDX an airport or a women’s prison? Hope Spice doesn’t get stuck there too long but she seems to have a good attitude about it at least.
Huntsman
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5 years ago
I’m assuming she was detained due to the πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ fascination.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
The entire time I was with nicespice I made sure I didn't turn my back to her. I kept my eyes all over her body and I only felt safe when she was sitting on my lap. It was all for safety concerns, I swear. πŸ˜‰


SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman if you get a VIP with blah and nicespice at the Golden Dragon you could beat off in a chair while watching them together on the bed. Technically that's what the lotion is for!
MackTruck
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5 years ago
Prison talk
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
She could hide a shank up in all that hair.
nicespice
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5 years ago
Also at Sirlap, my impression of the Golden Dragon is that I like it 😁

I’m a newbie so there is a β€œprobationary” period and I have to show up at 7. But apparently if I call ahead of time, there is even flexibility on that. I’m still allowed to leave whenever I want tho. I am enjoying the no alcohol thing too.

Given the MO of most of the clubs here, that makes this club a standout freaking awesome one IMO. β™₯️ Tbh I had thought about dropping the entire PNW region (which would have been sad, considering all the beauty out here) from my travel rotation in the future, but this place is unique and awesome and I like the vibe.

And it doesn’t matter what time you show up, since the the house fee remains the same no matter what. And I think the dance cuts and tip out, while higher than what’s standard in Texas, is fair in my opinion.

And I like the fact I’m
I’m downtown with corresponding travelling clientele too. 😁 It was very slow but I did alright. Already much better than Stars. Plus, I feel weird giving dances at Stars anyways, I think I’m just too much of a whore for that place haha. I can give better dances on the $20 or 3/$50 topless at the Dragon than $40 or 3/$100 there. And it’s easier to sell to the customers.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@nicespice you know I called all that about the Dragon and you. 😎 Seriously that's good news you liked it enough to keep coming out here. πŸ‘πŸ‘ I don't know if it is still policy but I had an ATF once that used to work there and she said that the top 3 earners didn't have to do stage sets. Not sure if it is still a policy or if it applies to visiting strippers but FYI. The only downside to all this is that they are a nights only club and I don't usually club nights.

"Plus, I feel weird giving dances at Stars anyways, I think I’m just too much of a whore for that place haha."

^ brilliant and so hot! I agree. The Stars bouncer is a boner killer.

Lastly, thanks for helping me fulfill a fantasy to be with a Filipina for the first time ever. It couldn't have been with anyone more sexy and attractive. 😍
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Maybe someday we'll see nicespice on the Dragon's Twitter or Instagram...

https://mobile.twitter.com/goldendragonp…

https://www.instagram.com/goldendragonpd…

...LOL she's a feature dancer there!
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
Sadly, I'm on the east coast. Hopefully NiceSpice will make a tour stop out here someday.

If blah comes - that would be even better!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
^ that sounds good in theory, Cashman but if things go awry, like you getting too frisky, you might end up as blah's bathrobe or doormat. πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ†
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
SirLDAlot - that was exactmy my plan! I've been wacking off non stop since seeing blah's post earlier.

A quick and painful end to my existence would be far better than long and lame.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
I see a TUSCL parody porn here - "The Silence of Cash's Glands"
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
Lol! It could be a great night - with NiceSpice and Blah - and I might end up one kidney short in the morning!

I can see Blah saying - I ate his kidney with some black beans, rice and a fruity margarita...
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
blah's gonna make your dick and nutsack into a leather thong.
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
That is oddly arousing!

You may have just come up with blah's Halloween - or Halloweenie - costume! Lol
Huntsman
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5 years ago
Cashman, I’m guessing Blah and Spice intitially met at that women’s prison so Blah might eat your kidney with black beans and rice but I think she would wash it down with moonshine whiskey, rather than a fruity margarita. Or if it was a fruity margarita, it would probably be stolen from a fruit cup of flagooner’s. Notice he has gone missing.
FishHawk
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5 years ago
I am so old and decrepit that just seeing nice and blah together smiling at me and I would keel over dead from the shock.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
At Star's nicespice was wearing a hot denim bikini outfit but it was dark so it could have been the remains of flagooner...
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
...it was a bit of "patchwork" IIRC...
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@FishHawk When I saw nicespice for the first time within ten seconds of walking in I about died. She made me stupid.
FishHawk
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5 years ago
SirLap, I can only imagine.
blahblahblah23
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5 years ago
LOL this thread
FishHawk
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5 years ago
Blah, you started it. We are only doing as you asked.
nofuglies
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5 years ago
I thought I read a review stating that the Dragon had nude lap dances
nicespice
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5 years ago
^correct, nude is $40 or 3/$100. Both topless and nude are provided as options. I only mentioned topless because I was directly comparing with another club. (Where dances are only topless...with exceptions of brief pull-panties-to-the-side)
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@nicespice if Stars was topless only that's a recent change because it was never like that before. That explains things in retrospect. πŸ€”
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@FishHawk & Cashman if it helps your imagination...

I'm high as fuck as I walk in to see her. It's dark and my eyes are still adjusting. I take about five steps into the club past the atrium and up walks this petite Asian hottie in a denim bikini with a lace thong underneath. She's got long, dark, and straight hair like an island goddess. It's sexy and teasing as it hides one side of her face. Her perfectly perky tits cannot be contained and are practically falling out of her top, and I can't keep my eyes off them. Their perfection is unicorn level. I think we introduced ourselves and chatted a bit but everything is a blur because I was too distracted by her. Trust me in that I have seen many pretty Filipinas in my life and nicespice is the cream of the crop of them (moreover, of all types of women).

Next thing I know we are sitting at a table together. She's free and the club is practically dead. I am a happy PL at that point. Just walking in and then BOOM I'm sitting with her. The small talk leads to me massaging her neck with one hand. She doesn't shy away so I start working on her neck and shoulders. In a few minutes we adjust and she's sitting on my lap. My loins stir in a bad way. Her long hair flows down her back and peeking out from behind it I see her thong whale tail and the top of her ass coming out of those bikini bottoms. She's petite but she still has a booty. My loins stir even more. I work my way down her back and start massaging that ass. I am in PL heaven. She has incredibly soft and smooth skin, like cream, and she's so petite that I feel like a big man as I touch her.

At some point she goes on stage and I get her a drink and then tip her some. When she dances she is the perfect balance of looking nice and naughty at the same time. She looks young and innocent but then she has some piercing bedroom eyes and a seductive look about them that belie the innocence. It was hard for me to make eye contact. Too cute AND sexy. She has a slow and seductive dance style. Not flashy, but artistic and sensual. Eventually I see her in all her naked glory and I keep thinking, "goddam she's smoking hot". I tell her she's even better in person.

We go back to our table and reconvene the massage. She sits on my lap the entire time, causing more loins stirring. I pull out all stops and cover as much of her body as I can. Again that creamy skin just intoxicates me. As does her body language and light moans to indicate she's enjoying it too.

Eventually we go get dances and I'll just say they were awesome. LOL now use your imagination. 😜

In summary, nicespice is a total babe and excellent seductress. Also just an all around cool chick. blah is a lucky husband and every PL should try to go see her if she's in town.

FishHawk
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5 years ago
SirLap, nothing I can say. Just an envious sigh.
samiel
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5 years ago
@SirLapdancealot I think I need a cigarette now, lol.
Huntsman
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5 years ago
^lol
Jascoi
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5 years ago
me too.
blahblahblah23
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5 years ago
SirLap needs to write erotic novels lmfao
gSteph
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5 years ago
I bought her a taco ......

Ha ha. Ha.

Think I'll go to a club soon...

Look for another like her

Yeah, fat chance. ..... sigh
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LOL blah and that was my softcore prose.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@gSteph LMAO FWIW my loins would have stirred just buying her a taco. Good on you, bro!
TFP
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5 years ago
SLD that was awesome!

But I'm a nosy old bastard so I have to ask.....did she cause that good old "famous TUSCL member" or what??!!

blah blah is right....the way you wrote that shit, you damn near caused me to LDK just reading the shit. Whale tail thong top with the booty leaking out the top......that line right there touched me more than Langston Hughes or Maya Angelou ever could.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@TFP thanks bro I appreciate the kind words. But sorry as a general policy I keep what happens in the private dance area with active TUSCL strippers confidential. I don't mind getting into details about random strippers that aren't members here but that is all. Also since this thread is in the Front Room and not VIP I also want to keep it to my literal Front Room experience with her.
TFP
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5 years ago
@SLD totally understandable and respectable. However I am still disappointed lol!

Nah seriously though, that's the true classy thing to do and I'd probably do the same if someone asked me the same shit. Unless said dancer assured me she didn't mind me spilling the tea on certain shit. I haven't been put in that situation yet however.
blahblahblah23
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5 years ago
@TFP I can assure you my wife is great and you will love her :))))
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@TFP if you want nicespice to work visit the Bay Area, ya gotta help her out and find a club she will make money at and that is flexible with her schedule.

Ever since I saw her TUSCL pics over a year ago I've been working on a visit with her out here. Somehow the 'Stars' (<- pun intended) aligned, I got lucky, and it actually happened!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
^ Somehow the 'Stars' (pun intended) aligned, I got lucky with work time off, and it actually happened!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Just when I thought a visit with nicespice couldn't get any better it does. She spoiled me like a king tonight. She sat on my lap for over an hour and flirted with me in just some skimpy black booty undies, black heels, and a hot sparkling choker as I got to massage her all over. Neck, naked back, super soft and creamy ass, gymnast's legs - all parts of her body are utter perfection and I got to rub them all over to my heart's content. The entire time I was hard as a rock and my cock kept rubbing against her juicy little booty. I swooned and went cross eyed several times throughout the night because it felt so good.

Once again, I became drunk on her pure beauty. She has legs like a gymnast with skin that feels like soft and smooth porcelain over super fit muscles. Her ass is so juicy and cute to grab. And I was able to rub it in circles as she sat on my lap. It felt wonderful.

Also tonight she had her top off and it was so fucking sexy to see that long and luxurious hair of hers cover parts but never completely hide her perfect and pert breasts. I swear, "they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!" All throughout the massage I would cop feels of them either directly or over that beautiful hair. They each seem to fit perfectly in each hand. Like a glove.

For that hour she slowly and sensually teased me, driving me wild. Every now and then she'd push her ass harder into my crotch or turn her head and stare at me with those sexy bedroom eyes from behind that flowing hair. And whenever she smiled, these two perfect dimples would magically appear on her cheeks. She got dimples for days, guys, DAYS. They are too cute.

And it was crazy. The club was a freaking 7up factory with wall to wall hot strippers, every one I would be willing to get a dance with, and I didn't care one bit because I had nicespice all to myself! And purring in my lap like a sex kitten. 😻 I couldn't have asked for a better scenario or visit. If I wasn't looking at super hot nicespice, I was looking at another hot stripper. 'twas PL HEAVEN.

Then eventually after all the build up and wonderful teasing we have some dances to end a perfect night. The end. πŸ₯°


codemonkey
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5 years ago
Dancer ad!
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
I’m definitely envious after reading your story of your experience with NiceSpice. You are a very lucky man to experience her talents and amazing body!
nofuglies
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5 years ago
Sounds like a great choice for a fluffer. Did she have any recommendations for a finisher among all the other hot dancers?
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman The more time I've spent with her she gets more beautiful both inside and out. I do feel very lucky to have met her. IMHO she's a unicorn.

@nofuglies I don't do extras. To me she's a perfect stripper from beginning to end.
nofuglies
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5 years ago
Ahhh OK. Now I understand why you are so high on Portland clubs (no disrespect intended).
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@nofuglies no disrespect taken! Yes, Portland clubs are perfect for a PL like me. High mileage, enough to LDK, is all I need and that's what most clubs here are all about. Plus there are so many clubs it is just so convenient and easy to be a monger here. But also there are extras and OTC is quite possible too. I know this through direct observation, talking with stripper friends, and from fellow local TUSCLers. It just takes a little more work and discretion to get extras relative to the easier cities. I have clubbed extensively in Phoenix, Albuquerque, Sacramento, Seattle, and the Bay Area, and I put Portland right up next to Phoenix in terms of best strip club cities out of all them.
gSteph
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5 years ago
Damm it, SirLap, you gotta stop writing this stuff, damm near choked on my morning taco.

Just kidding, I love erotic nonfiction.

Did go clubbing yesterday and had my first dance with a pretty Asian, that was nice. Not quite as pretty or nice, but nice.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@gSteph you know you like it. It helps me savor the memory of her. πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ€ͺ

TFP
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5 years ago
Good stuff SLD. As for recommending Bay Area clubs to her I doubt she wants to enter the mess of employee status that the dancers here have to deal with. And even if she does, I wouldn't be the one who knows which clubs are better for dancers to make money. Subra would probably be a better person to ask.

Still I would imagine that Nicespice would do well here because she's Asian. There's a shitload of Asian customers in the clubs yet I don't see that many Asian dancers there working. I see mostly Latina, white, and black. With a dab of Asian, like one or two.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@TFP she is the type of dancer that will do well, relatively speaking, anywhere she's given the opportunity. I could see her at the Crazy Horse III, Deja Vu, or the Gold Club out of all the SF clubs.

But why in the fuck am I enabling this? I want her to visit Portland as much as possible. 😝😜πŸ€ͺ
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
When a customer is able to properly describe his experience with a very beautiful and sexy dancer - it makes the dancer even more desirable (in my opinion).

I’m glad you have been able to experience NiceSpice and her unicorn like charms!
northwest101215
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5 years ago
Nicespice....how long are you in Portland? I'm planning to visit this month.
nicespice
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5 years ago
I’ll be here until the 22nd.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Yay. 😁
northwest101215
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5 years ago
πŸ‘
georgmicrodong
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5 years ago
Well damn.

You know, nicespice, Derby Festival is coming up in May. Two weeks of city wide partying. The week leading up to the Oaks and Derby itself is a busy time for the clubs in town. :)

Yes, I'm attempting to tempt you into visiting. :)
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
She's wearing my hands out.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Whew. I'm spent. 😌
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
πŸ¦„,πŸ€—
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Massaging a unicorn is hard work.
gSteph
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5 years ago
Hmm, conflicting messages, is it hard. -- or spent ?
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
SirLDAlot is rubbing it in - both literally and figuratively. Have a great time!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@gSteph Seriously she wore me out. I had her practically all to myself for an hour and a half. And between each of her sets I massaged her a bunch as she sat with her baby soft and juicy ass either on my lap or in front of it in spoon position. And she was wearing a skimpy black thong and checkerboard bikini top with a patina choker around her neck. She looked super smoking hot tonight. A perfect 10 bikini model Asian goddess. I was in nicespice HEAVEN today, but it was also hard work because I seriously wanted to give the best massage that I can to her. A body like hers deserves it.

And then on top of this she told me beforehand that she was gonna go 'Texas-style' mileage finally on me in the dance room. Apparently she had been "holding back" (πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£) on me during our last two meet ups. In short she wasn't rong. πŸ¦„πŸ†πŸ€—
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman let's just say that there were several hard knots rubbed out tonight. Multiple times.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman LOL there's been seven other nicespice threads created after this one. LMAO clearly it's rubbed off on them.
nicespice
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5 years ago
Was it really an hour in a half? Haha I lost track of time
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Hee hee I lost track of it too. I was too enchanted. πŸ₯°
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
***PSA***

PL WARNING! A VISIT WITH NICESPICE DISTORTS ALL COHERENT THOUGHT AND SENSE OF TIME. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE SWOONING, SMILING, MUMBLING, AND SEVERE ERECTILE FUNCTION. REPETITIVE VISITS CAN LEAD TO OBSESSION AND INABILITY TO FORGET HER.

***END PSA***
MockTruck
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5 years ago
Fuck all of you who wants to play shit in Mackies mouth game?
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Tonight she looked like a million bucks. Black heels, tiny white thong, skimpy black and gray vest style bikini top, and a matching black and white glittered choker. And as usual her long and luxurious hair flowed down her back and breasts like a waterfall. Every time I see this woman she is simply stunning. Her beauty leaves me speechless and it surprises me every time I see her.
nicespice
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5 years ago
Haha the color was a bit different. But I got confused earlier too. I thought somebody’s basic beer was an AMF under the lights. 😝
nicespice
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5 years ago
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LMFAO I was so wrong that's how stupid you make me. Like I care. πŸ¦„πŸ€ͺπŸ†
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Although I can blame the blacklight. BTW great pic!!! Those lips of yours. Yummy! 😍😍😍
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
That photo says it all - even though SirLDAlot says it quite well. NiceSpice has a great body - and she knows how to use it to keep her customers very happy.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman Trust me in that the pic, while fantastic, still pares in comparison to her beauty in real life. And also believe me in that her face, as you can partially see from the perfection of her pouty lips and round cheeks with the cutest and deepest dimples just lurking underneath, is just as, if not more beautiful than that banging body of hers. You'd think that you could stare at her body all night long but it's her face that knocks you out when you look at it. As she danced on stage I could easily switch between looking her in the eyes as well as taking the rest of her in. She is breathtakingly beautiful in person.
codemonkey
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5 years ago
Better watch out, Blah! I think Sir Lapdancealot is in love with your wife!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
πŸ˜˜πŸ¦„
Nidan111
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5 years ago
Both of you come to St Louis. We all go to casino together. Have drinks. Have fun. You each get $300 or split our winnings, whichever is more. It would be a blast... for me anyway... my money, my fantasy. πŸ˜‚. They only thing better than winning at the casino is playing at the casino with hot chicks!
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
SirLDAlot you are a very lucky man. NiceSpice looks and sounds like a true beauty - and a very sexy dancer too. To experience her in person must be a strip club dream come true.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman I am so lucky. Getting to be with her really has been a dream come true. I've made my crush on her no secret since I first saw her on TUSCL. I've imagined what she was like in person numerous times. And now to finally get to see her in person, at clubs where I've frequented, and to have her there to myself, is most definitely a dream come true. I've had a lot of awesome strip club experiences over many years of going and with numerous strippers, and a visit with nicespice is simply the best. She's drop dead gorgeous, purrs like a sex kitten, is charming and sweet, and makes me rock hard the entire time we are together. LOL I told her that since ATF DS is taken that I'm calling her my unicorn DS. πŸ¦„πŸ€—πŸ†
doctorevil
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5 years ago
I'm jealous. I agree with all the comments, but I met her in a San Antonio club where they had stupid rules about keeping butts covered and nipples covered with some kind of fabric paint pasties shit. I would love to see her au naturale.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@doctorevil and when you posted your thread about meeting her I was just as envious. Ugh I hate pasties too but I would go see her like that in a heartbeat if I had to.

On another note, LMAO at even more new troll threads created about her. 😝😜πŸ€ͺ
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
πŸ¦„πŸ€—πŸ†#5


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Nidan111
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5 years ago
We need a new synonym added to the TUSCL dictionary.

SirLapDancealot = RIL
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
πŸ₯°πŸ¦„
samiel
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5 years ago
I'm just wondering who has to do his laundry!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Tonight she wore black heels, a skimpy black thong, and a denim bikini top. She had a matching denim bottom but (because she's perfect like that) she just wore the thong during our massage. She hung her ass off the front of a chair as she straddled it backwards and rested her head on the backrest and arched her back. Looking at her like that, with just her hair flowing down her back and just that thong with tiny booty sticking out is a sight to behold.

And once again I sat spoon behind her and I gave her as thorough of a massage that I possibly can. But I also paid special attention to her ass tonight. I couldn't resist. Looking down on it and that thong is just too sexy and arousing. And let me say once again, pictures do not do it justice, just like the rest of her body. In pictures she has this petite and tiny booty, which one would think might be bony because it is small, but no, not hers. Her ass is baby soft, creamy, and squishy to the touch. That is all that I feel when I squeeze it and rub it and when it pushes into my crotch area. It's sooo soft! And pressing into and around my boner, it's heavenly. πŸ₯°
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
SirLDAlot - she sounds incredible. What a beautiful girl! I’m glad you are in the right place - at the right place -.
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
Sorry - I was trying to say that it seems you are in the right place and at the right time - to really enjoy Nicespice.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman this last week with nicespice has been a dream. Every visit with her has been bliss. I wouldn't change a thing. She's a perfect 10, she lets me massage her all over, she's awesome in a lapdance, and she's at my home club and completely available! I couldn't have imagined visits with her more perfect. So I'm taking advantage of it and am seeing her as much as possible.
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
Good for you! Enjoy her as much as you can while she is nearby. Definitely a great girl.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman and of course the main benefit of all of it is avoiding πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ🀷. I hope blah appreciates all my support! 😬
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
So just when I thought my strip club dreams were already met with visits #1-6 with nicespice - #6 last night being a wonderful quick visit with 3 topless dances - #7 tonight exceeded all my expectations. It was truly the visit of my dreams. Earlier last week I had decided that she's my unicorn DS and told her that in pm, and at the time she laughed. And today it all made sense.

Today I got to visit and massage my unicorn DS, literally. I get there early again, and as I walk in she's got on black heels, a skimpy blue and pink thong, a matching bra top with a rainbow and clouds patch over each nipple. By itself the outfit was cute and sexy. The thong was teeny tiny with pink lace straps and a small blue triangle that just barely covered her super small and tight 'coinslot' pussy. It fit well because the camel toe was evident and clearly form fit the shape of her tiny pussy lips. Sexy as fuck! And as usual her insanely firm and perky all natural DDs were more than filling out the bra. And LOL under those rainbow patches 🌈 🌈 her nipples poked through the shape like two baby pots of gold. Seriously, she was just super sexy and cute bubblegum goodness in just the bra and thong alone.

But as stated, there was more to her today. It being October, the rainbow bikini was part of a Halloween costume with the other part being a FREAKING UNICORN HORN!!! πŸ¦„πŸ˜ It was a headband with a rainbow tassel and a white horn and white horse ears, and it rounded out the costume perfectly. And she was all mine for visit #7. How lucky can I get? Clearly today was the stuff of dreams for me. My unicorn πŸ¦„ stripper in the flesh, literally. πŸ₯°

I get our drinks and we go to our usual table. To warm up, we just sit side by side and I stroke her back with one hand and her leg with my other as we sit side by side. Every time I start touching this woman I am reminded of how intoxicating her skin is. It's extremely baby soft and creamy all over. But it's also pliant and firm. Her curves hold their shape but also there are absolutely no wrinkles or sags or roughness. And it's consistent all over. No matter where I touch, it is creamy soft goodness! Again she has a petite frame but because of her skin consistency, she's not bony anywhere. So when I massage her everywhere it's all I feel. It's like touching pure femininity. A pure woman in the flesh. And I get to massage her all to myself. πŸ€—

In short order, she straddles her chair backwards for best massage access and sticks her ass off the front edge of the chair and arches her back. It's a sight to behold, too. Her juicy little apple ass looked fantastic with just the small pink thong straps to complement her natural curves and softness. Already hard, I move into position and press my boner in between those beautiful ass cheeks. We sit there like that as I massage her all over. Once again, I'm in nicespice heaven since her ass feels so good pressed into me as I feel her intoxicating skin all over my hard cock. I swoon and roll my eyes in pleasure frequently and often. πŸ€ͺ

And to enhance the magic I get to look at her ass and back and luxuriously long hair and take in her beauty visually as well as physically. 😍 And again the unicorn horn sticking up just takes the fantasy to the next level. Additionally she would turn her head to the side so I could admire her profile. Her eyes normally stay closed as I could see her focusing on relaxing and enjoying the massage. It's a sight to behold. She has the face of a tropical island goddess and a perfect 10 bikini model body.

Between the massages like that I LOL 'take a break' by watching her onstage. And again watching my literal unicorn DS stripping as an actual unicorn is fantasy beyond my dreams. She teases, she poses, and she stage grinds me as good as the best I've had at this club. And all wearing that unicorn horn.

For an hour or so we alternate between massages and stage dances and it is just a dream to be with her like that. Eventually we go get dances that rival any of the best I've ever had. If I never go to a club ever again after tonight I can die a happy man. For #7 with nicespice was the stuff of dreams. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—.
gSteph
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5 years ago
Tell the truth, Sirlap, don't hold back....

Having a good month?

You lucky....

πŸ˜‰
nicespice
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5 years ago
And also, I ended my shift today by crossing my name off the list for dancer roation. The DJ had just come in, and he asked me if I stabbed any customers today with my horn. 😁😁

SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LMAO @gSteph it's been pretty fucking awesome to say the least. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€ͺ
gSteph
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5 years ago
Plus... I'd say you're safe from blahblah, lol

Remember how this thread started ?
gSteph
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5 years ago
@nicespice Lol, I guess stabbing is not the only way to learn someone with a permanent memory.

Got a pic of the unicorn costume?
gSteph
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5 years ago
"leave" someone
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Exactly @gSteph. LMFAO I get the honor of getting πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ last by blah 🀷. And if I'm lucky maybe she'll spare me and make me her and nicespice's cabana boy and masseuse. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€·πŸ€—πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
Your description of NiceSpice sounds incredibly sexy. She knows how to pleasure you. This has been a great time for you.

Has she spoiled you for other dancers?
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman I don't look at it that way. The great experiences I've had with other faves are and will remain unchanged. And each has been unique and wonderful in its own way. If I have to compare she's at ATF DS level.
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
SirLDAlot - that’s a great way to look at it! You have enjoyed some great experiences with some very sexy girls.
ATACdawg
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5 years ago
Good grief, SirLap! What king of beating have your credit cards taken this week? Are you going to become NiceSpice's "DeadHead" following her to wharever city she visits?

For the love of humanity, man, save some of her for the rest of us! πŸ˜‰
crazyjoe
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5 years ago
Lol Nicespice has a groupie
TFP
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5 years ago
I remember earlier in the thread asking SLD if she caused the "famous TUSCL member" and him saying a gentlemen doesn't say. Yet going by his last SJG sized posts of his visits with her, I'd say he answered that without directly answering it. Ha, job well done, both of you.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LMAO @TFP you speculate only. Assume what you will. 😝

@crazyjoe She absolutely does. πŸ₯°πŸ†πŸ¦„

@ATACdawg LOL my bank account has taken a beating for sure! It's been worth it. Also after she leaves I don't plan on clubbing much. In fact her coming to PDX got me to go to a club again because it was an opportunity I had been waiting for for over a year. So with her here I'm splurging on her.

I wouldn't intentionally go follow her on the road but if we were both in the same city by coincidence I would make an effort to see her if I could. And most definitely my 'head' would not be 'dead'. πŸ˜‚

And LOL save her for the rest of you schmucks? Fuck that! She's here in Portland, she's working at my home club, and she might be the last stripper I see for a while. So I'm gonna lock her down for myself as much as I can afford to. 😝 Plus, the poor girl is all knotted up in her shoulders and neck. She needs my massages on a regular basis. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@TFP And note that my privacy wall is impenetrable. You would be wise to stay within the four corners of my posts, lest you crack your skull trying to go beyond them. πŸ€•
TFP
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5 years ago
LMFAO!!!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
FYI here's my POV from yesterday.

https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2732
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@TFP note the lace pink thong straps. Then imagine that in your lap. 😍πŸ₯°πŸ€ͺ
TFP
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5 years ago
God Damn! Lucky muthafucka you!!!! No more speculation needed. If that doesn't cause the desired results then fuck it, just chop your dick off.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LMFAO!!!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@TFP TBH my thong fetish brutha I actually thought of you as I was sitting there coming to the realization that I wasn't dreaming and I was, in reality, massaging my unicorn DS πŸ¦„ with a huge boner. I know you out if all TUSCLers would relate to all my excitement about it. It's why I just had to take that pic.

But still, you assume to much. That was at our table in the main room. There's no *famous TUSCL member* hanky panky shenanigans going on! 🀭 It was just an innocent massage - on her neck, chest, shoulders, arms, hands, back, ass, thighs, calves, etc...πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
That view is amazing! The photos - and your descriptions of her talents - put NiceSpice in another league among dancers.

I’m glad you are enjoying her. Maybe put in a good word to try and influence her to head east....
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LOL I don't think so @Cashman. Portland is where she belongs.
Cashman1234
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5 years ago
I was afraid you'd say that. Enjoy that sweet unicorn booty!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@Cashman all we can do is make our own case as to why nicespice should work visit our own city. If she goes to NJ I would be happy for you and any TUSCLer.

And LOL until then I'll try to give you an accurate vicarious experience of what it's like to see her. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€— In the front room only, though. 😝
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
#8 was great. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—

Tonight she was my very own lingerie model. In the blacklight she wore a teal lace bra with crossing straps across the front that seemed necessary to support her firm and all natural DDs. Unlike her baby soft ass, her tits are full and firm. The skin is smooth but also pliant and tight, so they have some weight to them. (Side note: You don't really realize this until you've had them both in your hands.) They are the kind of tits that are so perky and firm that they don't lose shape. Even when she lays down they stay upright. Incredible. So LOL they are always busting out of her bras. Her matching thong was also just as sexy. The front triangle was form fit against her crotch and again outlined her tiny pussy lips. It had double straps on each side that wrapped around to a thin lace thong. Her juicy little booty could not be contained by any of it. As a nice touch of style she wore a matching beaded bracelet. LMAO notwithstanding her black stripper heels, she could have come straight out of a lingerie fashion show.

And tonight, from the minute I arrived to when I headed out the door, she was all mine. It was great. πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
^ @heaving LOL I won't lie - I might have grunted a few times like that tonight. Once again for most of the night I sat spoon behind her with a boner because her soft and creamy ass feels so good. And as I massage her ass in particular it rubs me in wonderful ways. It's hard to focus it feels so good. I end up swooning and grunting involuntarily. πŸ¦„πŸ€ͺ
gSteph
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5 years ago
Alright, alright, this has got to stop. I'm surprised you can still count to 8, with all the distracting memories running thru your head, ^^ yeah, that head.

Hope she's mesmerizing some other Portlanders so she's making bank, and decides to come back to the Pacific NW again, and even try another warm up stop down here in Eug/Springfield.

and

^Hnnnngggggg
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
LOL @gSteph you should be thanking me. I'm working on her coming out here again at every one of my visits. And each and every time I am giving her the best massage that I can possibly give so she doesn't forget. I've also advised her on the Portland scene and all I know about the strip clubs and locals. I even found a club she likes. If she doesn't come back here it's not going to be on account of me.

So you're welcome,

and

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

^Hnnnngggggg

πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
Our last time was #9 and it was divine.

πŸ†πŸ¦„πŸ€—

The End

FishHawk
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5 years ago
SirLap. I have mixed feelings on your many meetings with nicespice. Of course I am jealous but I am also happy for you and all the other guys that got to meet her on her travels. I am happy for nicespice as well. I just hope that she’ll travel someday to a place I am close to so I can meet her as well Good on you for being a good host in Portland.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
@FishHawk I completely understand and relate to you. I have wanted to meet nicespice in the flesh for a long time coming and would feel the same when I read other TUSCLers' posts about meeting her. I appreciate the kind words and hope you will get to meet her too.
nicespice
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5 years ago
😁 Yes, it was a wonderful end to my time in Portland.

I’d recommend Sirlap to any Portland based dancer for sure.
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
πŸ¦„ 😭😭😭
samiel
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5 years ago
I feel so bad for SirLapdancealot right now!
SirLapdancealot
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5 years ago
I already miss her. πŸ¦„πŸ˜’

Safe travels to you @nicespice! Thank you for all the wonderful times. 'twas a TUSCL dream come true to me. Truly. πŸ₯°πŸ¦„

LOL and I would hope that you'd put in the good word for me with Texan dancers. But then again, if we are both in Texas, I'd likely just go see you. 😝


And lastly @blah please πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ🀷 me last!
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