FOR ALL ETERNITY LOCKED IN MY CASTLE DUNGEOUN. STOLEN FROM THE HANDS OF SIRLAPDANCINGQUEEN. MAY ALL BRAVE KNIGHTS TRY RESCUE HER......AND DIE BY MY WRETCHED FLAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHUHAHAHA
SHOULD'VE MADE A LEFT AT HARRY HINES BLVD WHEN GOING TO BABY DOLLS, NOT A RIGHT (right is my dark castle on hill with constant overcast and thunderstorms. Any knights coming btw might to bring an umbrella, just a helpful FYI)
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I SAY NAAAAAAAY.
HOLD ON MY DEAR SWEET LOVE. I'M ON MY WAY KISS YOUR ASS ONCE AGAIN. I'M BRINGING ALL THE MONEY YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED!
Hmmm. I’m thinking that my special skills can ABSOLUTELY save her... provided she wishes me to engage... just sayin...
I may be fat. I may be old. However, my skills are sharp as a fucking tack!
Pathetic. Love struck puppy dog. Sounds like you ain't getting anything but blue balls either. lmao
lol. cumming in your pants "in real life" while fantasizing about sex is still fantasizing! Kudos to Nice however for finding her dream sucker customer.
Teeny Weeny doesn't seem to know how LDKers operate, which is understandable since it is quite different. Then again I guess I should speak for myself.
When I'm getting dances from a girl and getting pleasure I'm not fantasizing about sex with the girl. Just the grinding itself is giving me pleasure, plus the feel of her soft smooth skin, her beautiful body, and her wonderful breasts that I'm usually caressing most of the time is enough on its own to cause an LDK. No fantasizing needed.
Anyhow, why the need to put someone else down about how they enjoy their dances? Just let SLD do him, and you do you.
I don't think that NiceSpice will want to be rescued, or for that matter, held, by any of you characters! 😄
Suspiciously, nofuglies, just like TeenyWeeny is also Seattle based.
nofuglies
lap dance addict October 6, 2019 Sounds like a great choice for a fluffer. Did she have any recommendations for a finisher among all the other hot dancers? ^posted In blah’s thread about me being in Portland
Also, a quick glance at TeenyWeeny indicates an odd thing. Why surface out of nowhere just to come after one small scenario? ...
My thoughts at the moment are “alternate accounts”...tho I could be wrong and Seattle just simply has a bunch of weirdos.
Another case of Seattle and strangeness tuscl.net
This is beginning to sound like a Bud Lite commercial. Which Knight is the Bud Lite Platinum one? I’m guessing he gets more hot wenches...
Dilly dilly?
BLACKNIGHT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ANSWER.
A JOUSTING TOURNAMENT
SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
Another Seattle based individual wanted my stage name, and then when I told him, he suddenly kinda disappeared on me. I’ll leave out the screename for now.
And of course, the most infamous Seattle individual 😝 tuscl.net .......
But who knows. I actually met one Seattle based individual from this site IRL. And surprisingly, did not get 🔪🔪🔪
@nicespice Florida seems such a normal place, after reading this thread right ?
@25 Normal enough 😜
RATHER SMASH YOUR SKULLS IN. TIS FINE UPON ONE DEMAND. YOU WILL TO FETCH ME SOME OF THOSE PINK PUFFY COCONUT BALL THINGS FROM 7/11.
THEN I SHALL AGREE TO YOUR TOURNAMENT FOR YOUR BELOVED
AH YES SNOBALLS. VERY WELL.
THE VERY SAME. BRING THEM PERHAPS WE SHALL HAVE SOME TEA TOO
Yet, for all this sound and fury, it is I, AND ONLY I, that has purchased a TACO, for this amazing lass.
And wowed her with my amazing conversation "Hey, look, this is the street where I had my first paper route". 😊
I am hoping to meet nicespice someday in Austin and see if my massage skills can trump SirLDK....
"tho I could be wrong and Seattle just simply has a bunch of weirdos."
Some say its Mark Zuckerberg's fault.
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