That's how I roll. I ensure no jizz leakage and act like nothing happened. My LDK is my own business TYVM.
Although LOL I'm not much of a conversationalist after.
Really ? Maybe it's the kind of clubs I go into. But it seems to me that it's a source of pride to the dancer. She is trying to get me off and she's looking for the signs that it's happening. And they seem to get a little turned on by it. That is until I start moaning too loud, then they are trying to quiet me down.
@TFP it’s because if I never met PaulDrake, I honestly think I’d be ignorant lol
@Warrior15 seems like a wild club ;)
@sirlap I bet your poker face is top notch, you crafty Filipino you.
@skibum show to my club but make sure I don’t know it’s you. I’m up for the challenge
And believe me, I’m more interested in knowing. I too would like to demand a tip, lol
If you LDK and the dancer doesnt notice you are doing it wrong. As we say time and time again the best dancers want you to LDK and see it as a sense of accomplishment. Some of my favs like to stay on my lap until the throbbing is done.
Well... you may or may not notice the damp spot depending on positioning and fabrics, but the reality is that many guys aren't great at maintaining a poker face through orgasm (and really, there's no good reason except LDK for such a... errr... skill).
Years ago when the Cadillac Lounge was a good club, I was in a lapdance booth with a CF, and the guy in the next stall sounded like a wookie in a wood chipper. My dancer and I had to take a pause because we were laughing so hard.
The reality is that most guys are piss-poor jism ninjas.
@nicespice it's seriously fun to try and hold back expression. Maybe because I like the fantasy "innocence" of it is why, also maybe because it is out if boredom from 100s of LDKs, but just to LDK like a real orgasm in real life is kinda not the point with me. Don't get me wrong, though, my faves always know how to LDK me and are totally willing.
And yeah I'm true poker face but if you want I'll look you straight in the eyes as I do it if you want.
If dancers don't notice then they're not paying enough attention and thus many of us might be ambivalent about an extra tip. But thanks for letting us know you haven't taken the graduate level courses for Dancing for PLs. :)
Thank you. If you'd heard the guy, then that's the first image that would have popped into your head as well. Unless he was a regular, I can't even imagine what his dancer was thinking.
Even without a mess to clean up the dancers always know when they have made me cum in my panties. With all of the screaming and thrashing there's no way they wouldn't know, lol.
PaulDrake MY NIGGA!!!!! Damn son, no shame.
LDKs with a dancer right here on the board. My dude said he's getting in all the LDKs he can.
And nicespice you that girl! Love the fact that he put you on to it, and you're like, whatever. So you really couldn't tell? Paul Drake had that much of a poker face? If so, that's pretty damn crazy. And that puts to rest any doubt I had about nicespice giving good dances. If he was able to LDK, that means that girl nicespice must not be a rapid position switcher and gives one hell of a grind. Fuck yes!!
For my first LDKs I used to stay with the poker face because I figured dancers would be pissed. Then I ran into a dancer who flat out told me if I don't cum she'd feel like she didn't do her job. After that, I only wanted dancers that had no problems with LDKs. It's exciting. Which is why PaulDrake you are one lucky dude.
To this point, I always liked the dancers on this board because they didn't sound like Stripperweb girls. Those dancers act like they air dance all day and bag thousands of dollars per shift. What fucking PL would want that? Where as here seem more realistic. To this point I thought Zoey had the coolest statement, which was that she doesn't like clubs where dudes can't touch her body. I thought that was hella cool since usually dancers like to brag about doing the least amount possible for hella money. And now we have nicespice, who gave dances so good she made a dude LDK and she didn't even know it. Fucking excellent!
I guess I tend to have more of a poker face than I realized. I wasn't trying to have one for sure.
I think for me initially (for the first few visits) with a dancer I have to concentrate to bring myself to orgasm. Although I can't control it completely I have a fair bit of control over when I cum. So it may be that when I am concentrating on that I don't show much emotion.
As time goes on and the dancer and I get into a groove I don't need to concentrate on it and can focus on enjoying the experience more organically.
Some dancers don't like it at all. I suspect that the fat middle of the bell curve is dancers who don't care (at least not a lot). And then some dancers specialize in making guys LDK if that's what they're into.
I have never heard of a guy getting thrown out of a club for LDK.
“and the guy in the next stall sounded like a wookie in a wood chipper.”
Nice writing style, lol!
The only time I heard a customer get dramatic like that, I think it was beyond a simple LDK purpose I think. He was insisting that I had to cum. It was weird steering that one.
Me: “so um...haven’t came yet. *maaaybe* in a couple more songs”
“But thanks for letting us know you haven't taken the graduate level courses for Dancing for PLs. :)”
Nice try. Other board members have talked about that it’s either going to happen or it’s not, for the most part. The main way to really shoot up the likelihood is extras.
@TFP Haha sure you can occasionally get money doing almost nothing. Those times however are once in a blue moon and you can’t count on it.
And I’m not much into position shifting. I mostly stick with grinding frontways or backways and I’ll switch to see if a customer likes one more. The main thing I like to vary is facial expressions, or playing with hair or something.
Unless the customer is trying touch/lick where it would be inappropriate, especially in a main lap dance area. Then I’ll shift quite a bit to avoid that. And a lot of these oddball customers will buy multiple dances and be happy at the end of it. But hey we all have our fantasies, so who am I to judge lol.
“As time goes on and the dancer and I get into a groove I don't need to concentrate on it and can focus on enjoying the experience more organically.”
It definitely makes sense now why you’re a CF guy. Even though a lot of us (including me) can be pretty lackadaisical about working consistently. :p
@CMI I suspect you’re right about the bell curve.
“I mean an LDK does sure sound like fun, but I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be walking around the club with a sticky stain on your pants”
Feel free to go the profile page of a lot of the posters in this thread. You can see what topics they started in the past to manage said stickyness.
“And yeah I'm true poker face but if you want I'll look you straight in the eyes as I do it if you want.”
Whatever is most comfy lol.
PaulDrake also gave pretty good advice to identify a potential LDKer to secure one as a regular. And believe me, I’d love an LDK regular instead of the zero sum ones I usually get.
So - dumb question. what happens after the event, you come-ninjas?
Never saw a guy (heading for the exits) with a big stain on his pants. That would pretty much ruin my night.
What, do you put the hoagie in a ziplock bag under your pants? Wrap it in tinfoil? Jimmy-sack? Or just walk out to the car with a shit eating grin? It’s not like they hand you a towel.... or do they.
@nicespice if you want an LDK regular then it behooves you to pay attention to see if a guy LDKs or not with you. Somehow you should make it clear that it is a non-issue with you. It doesn't have to be outright declaration either. Just something that lets him/her know you were totally comfy and it was enjoyable.
An LDK guy may be self conscious about it and even feel embarrassed if it is an open issue with a stripper. But if she is cool with it he's going to to at least earmark her for future reference or better yet he will make her a fave.
Vantablack said: "I mean an LDK does sure sound like fun, but I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be walking around the club with a sticky stain on your pants"
Based on posts here, some guys do a bit of a cleanup in the club bathroom post-LDK. Other guys leave the club immediately and have a sticky ride home. A few just don't care.
It's not my thing, but it's not hurting anyone so... (shrug). As long as the dancer knows it's.... errr.... coming and doesn't mind, then hakuna mutata.
Dancers notice my O-face. I tip extra though, good service deserves a tip.
As far as what I do about the mess, nothing. I change into club clothes before entering, and change after exiting. Dark clothes hide wet stains better, especially in club lighting.
A tip for a dancer looking to keep me as a regular, say something like "oh, I see you really enjoyed yourself, we can do that again." Just letting on you know what happened and your cool with it.
Regarding wet spot issues I use a form of baby powder that lubricates during the dance and then absorbs moisture after. It helps a ton with the wetness issue.
@nicespice - Take note of the last paragraph houjack just wrote. I think I said the same exact thing yesterday. Also the more I think about it I am not super suprised you didn't notice the LDK. You did eat a taco with cocktail sauce on in instead of salsa and didn't notice!
Lol, in my defense I’ve had some terrible non spicy salsas in the past. But yes, there is that and also the day before I tried to waltz in the club to audition without calling and asking for the best time first. Oops
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@houjack Thanks also for the tip. You, PaulDrake, and Sirlap said it well. :)
No, I don’t think I’d ever be jaded.
But that’s because I don’t have a sex negative mindset. Females are not mentally disturbed sluts and males are not disgusting creeps.
I think if anything, it's a good thing PaulDrake was the one she had LDK ending dances with. It sounds like he was respectful and most importantly, didn't leak out of his shorts/pants. I think that's the most important part. Had nicespice had a LDK dude that had her butt all wet afterwards I think she'd be looking at us in a pretty different light.
I apologize 25.
Maybe I should start a GoFundMe and claim to be an innocent girl who has been abused by disgusting men at the club. And I need money to get out :p
@TFP Luckily, I never dealt with a customer like that. The worst was I got some precum on me before. But that wasn’t from an LDKer, but some asshole who whipped out his dick while I was doing a floor dance.
^ There ya go and you can add some stuff about how your boyfriend doesn’t help, just sits around playing Xbox all day, you’re stripping to pay for diapers, and nursing school and your rent is due, your phone got shut off, and your car is about to be repossessed ;)
Paying for ejaculation services is just a bunch of morons paying money to exacerbate their own sexual frustration.
Best is front room makeout session, then either back room FS, or just taking your girl home with you.
When that is not possible, then DATY her in the dance booth. Always goes over well, dancers very responsive under such conditions and leaves her well primed for any sort of outside contacts. She can feel that you are saving your load for her, so is is inclined to proceed.
SJG
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Yes, it is good to keep in mind that san_jose_creep is a homeless man posing as a strip club monger and hasn't been to an actual strip club since the 90s.
Yeah SJG is funny. I like how earlier in the thread he said 'why not DATY instead of LDK?'.
Gee nicespice, would you have been cool with pauldrake DATYing you right there in the booth?
I am nice to girls and always treat them in a fully civilian manner. In San Francisco, none have ever been anything less than enthusiastic and responsive about getting DATYed in the dance booth. Always goes over extremely well.
Seems to have also been a factor in girls a while later demonstrably reversing themselves about "I don't kiss".
SJG
^ By "none" I assume you mean that one black stripper you saw back in the 90s.
I would love to see how treating nicespice nice and civilian gets you DATY with her.
Its going to be an interesting time when internet anonymity is taken away. Heres who I think San Jose Guy is. 345 lb white guy who wears a rescue ranger t shirt and cargo shorts to the strip club. He never sits at the stage because he doesnt have the budget to tip let alone get any dances. What makes his presence more akward is he always sits in your line of sight. You know what Im talking about. It can be an empty club but instead of sitting 3 chairs to your right or left he decides to sit directly across the stage from you hoping to leech off the show you tipped for. After 2 hours of this nonsense he picks up his seltzer water and heads home in his prius to write comments on TUSCl
^^^^^ damn, NJBalla has got me figured out.
Are Chumps white? I think more of them are. Men of color I think will more likely want to really engage with the girls and get into regular OTC and GFE-FS and even get them off the clock and more.
We have examples of that in posters on this forum, ending up with a girl moving in with him.
The Mexican men who go to our underground are reverent towards the women. And the women have confirmed this.
"With the Mexicans its like they're making love to you."
And this was spoken by a White girl who comes to us from KY.
And the Latina's from that circuit, they consistently deliver phenomenal home GFE-FS sessions. I call these girls "The Beloved Latina Escorts".
Just watch out though, guys who session with them are known to have grown tails and brown fur.
SJG
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