What is the best strip club attire?

I would say that it is different for back room mileage clubs, versus zero mileage places, and versus places like TJ when you can take the girl to a hotel room.

And AMPs offer a better deal for the customer undressing and showering.

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OK, you’ve started a thread. Too bad this topic has been discussed 40-50 times already!

Jacket to attract the girls.

^^^^ In my experience that does indeed work, strip clubs and AMPs.

SJG

Cut off sweats or gym shorts. Comanndo of course.

@flagooner nobody cares what you wear at the strip club, just stay calm and don’t get drool on the dancers ;)

:-)

Assless chaps.

^^^^ ever see girls wear that, no panties?

SJG

I would prefer to wear nothing at all. But I don't think most clubs would let me in.

While I do believe in shorts and gym clothes commando can lead to problems if you have a heavy load and LDK.

I guess some of them don't get the joke or are not "familiar w/ your style" and are just answering to contribute something or are just bored and answer anyway - or some maybe didn't-notice/area-aware-of the other threads - it's TUSCL - it's not perfect - it's wacky.

LOL

^ LOL - that was supposed to be a PM to someone

:)

You want want to wear something comfortable so you can get that front room makeout session going in your local club! It should evolve quickly into otc!

Try this outfit while going commando underneath. ebay.com I promise you'll turn heads and just imagine the lapdance posibilities.

If that one is a little too revealing for you try this one. m.ebay.com It may not be as comfortable for lapdances but you'll still turn heads while tipping stageside.

Fuck you whodey. I thought you were being serious.

@whodey, the only thing worrying than the content in the links is that you spent the time looking for it.

My answer was as serious as your question.

@Flag's stylish attire for the nursing home crowd:

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I usually get into some introspection (one leg at a time, like the rest of you), a button down introspection, and then slip into a pair of introspection.

Also, introspection.

That would be hilarious to go to a SC in a T-Rex costume like whodey posted

i go as the Cookie Monster.

Aww, a Cookie Monster or T. rex would be adorable and fun to dance for.

Hopefully you feel better after getting in on the strip club attire bandwagon! Lol!

The unexpected effect is seeing SJG post serious replies. He didn’t seem to get the joke.

@subraman I thought introspections were like a hospital gown similar to assess chaps in the way they leave your ass exposed.

I'm never going to have a special wardrobe just for strip clubs.

I know a TUSCL member that used to wear men's thongs to the clubs. He did generate a lot of attention from the girls.

If I find myself in a particular club that isn’t doing it for me, scratchy wool hunting clothes or heavy cotton canvas works well.

Game theory optimal is naked

I usually wear a chip on my shoulder or nothing at all.

How does Chip feel about that? Does he love the shoulder ride?

Now that your part of the group that's made a thread about club clothes it's time to step up and try one of the suggestions and report back!

Let us know how the dyno costume works out!

@Subra

Considering Chip is only a 4'10 dwarf, he usually enjoys the view from the height :)

Athletic-wear seems like a good option to me. Those synthetics fibers are typically pretty thin, and as a bonus they are also soft to the touch for the dancers as well.

The Champion-brand stuff you can buy at Target are pretty affordable, and can be good strip club wear, in my opinion.

i agree pizza.