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Why do you complain so much? I mean really, if America is becoming all sad and useless and liberal and shit, why do you give a fuck? I mean really, are you becoming some kind of activist trying to stop…
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I have an addendum to recent news that NASA has hired theologians to discuss the implications of alien contact. Specifically, a frightening story about a group of aliens that stopped off at a Wendy’s: https://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2021/12/alien-family-disappears-at-colorado.html My theory: NASA is aware that the…
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NASA just hired theologians to discuss the reaction to alien contact https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-enlists-theologians-to-assess-how-we-would-react-to-alien-life/ar-AAS7KE3 So…what do you perverts think the aliens are going to do when they arrive? My bet: they offer a perfect covid vaccine that is 100% effective but we also…
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I got me a Bible autographed by Jesus. As you would expect it was a truly wonderful and profound sentiment: Keep on Truckin’ - Jesus H. Christ
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I’d like to remind all of you perverts that Soylent Green is set in the year 2022. Think about that…
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Mr. Dugan shows up at the next TUSCL meetup. Since he is a legend in his own RickiBoi mind, he assumes that he will be loved by all. Alas, he has alienated many posters so he only ends up making…
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You can use a little known Phil Phact(tm) to get the vax card without having the icky vax curdling your precious bodily fluids. What you do is this: 1) Get the vax. This will get you the card. Now you need…
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So yours truly was sitting at home at 11:30 as the day was winding down when I heard the doorbell. I turned on the porch light to see two well-dressed young men who asked “would you like to learn about…
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I never get on an airplane because Bernoulli's principle might be wrong. What do scientists know? I mean really they totally thought the Earth was a cube until like1968 I know because I saw it here https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Htrae I also don’t drive…
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https://tuscl.net/articles.php tl;dr version: if you invite Mr. Muddy over for amuse-bouches do not let him use your lavatory.
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One of the greats has passed. I remember this time when the great Sondheim replied to a letter from an aspiring composer/songwriter named Doctor Phil (yours truly, not the bozo on the TV) I had sent him a synopsis of a…
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I found a photo of RickiBoi and he ex-wife. I guess she isn’t fictional! https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_12/22044.jpg You’re welcome.
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Small town mayor does some revenge porn. Also posts black dick captions. https://www.the-sun.com/news/4076927/andrew-bradshaw-revenge-porn-charges/ We know it isn’t Mr. Dugan because he isn’t successful enough to be a mayor. Plus we’d have to assume he’s lying about livin in Jax and that’s…
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Building on Mr. Daddillac’s criticism of Mrs. Dugan, which was totally NOT a dick move because both Mrs. Dugan and the lil’ Dugan are works of fiction, I thought that looking for other Dugan family members might be good for…
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What kind of lame ass university has a plant for its fucking mascot? Thought experiment: you force some lame ass Florida Man to choose a cage fight with a buckeye vs a cage fight with a wolverine. Which one kills the…
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“Florida Man goes to Australia” Here’s the idea: you whisk a bunch of typical “Florida Man” types from the trailer park to the Australian outback. You give them appropriate provisions, like cheap beer, Chick Fil-a meals, and some shit from a…
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Black licorice tastes like shit. Also, there is evidence that candy corn is mad from navel lint and ear wax harvested from Afghan refugees. Stay clear of that shit too. Finally I’d like to share a disturbing Phil Phact(th).…
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https://www.fox7austin.com/news/maryland-man-whose-attack-on-a-woman-with-a-semen-filled-syringe-was-caught-on-camera-sentenced-to-10-years Any regular posters absent?
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Demented perverts in Tijuana wrote picture books about her! https://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Tijuana-bible-based-on-the-comic-Dixie-Dugan.html I have it on good authority that there are more of these “Dixie Dugan” books from days of yore. She was into some freaky freaky shit! I can’t believe I was the…
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has anybody noticed how the stupid covid virus is only targeting people who refuse to be vaccinated? i guess all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. typical leftist bullshit. vaccinated people should get as many infections…
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although i do not condone the smoking of the weed or the eatin of the edibles for that is not the way of the space geneious i do think that some of the angrier posters who claim to be potheads…
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raise your hand if you think dugan has “dated” this woman. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9655177/Naked-Florida-woman-tasered-police-trashing-restaurant.html
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since some of u cant refrain from making baby jesus cry i will try to change the topic in my special space geneious way. my geneious thesis is this: porno studios are making a lot of porn focused on stepsister-stepbrother stepdaughter-stepfather,…
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Some of you perverts know that I believe that the at least some of the rick animals can be traced to dugan himself. Think about it. The rick animals have two primary effects, both of which are things dugan LOVES! First,…
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there was a recent allegation that stripper nicespice is behind the infamous rick animals. being the incredibly generous individual that i am i offered to settle the manner using advanced machine learning alas there is insufficient data available for training so…
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