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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Why so angry about Cacaplop? He fought and died for his country.
posted by
DoctorPhil.

Is it really fair to hound a guy off the board if he goes to fight in Nam, gets fragged by his platoon for being a dick, and then manages to start posting on a…

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started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Why can’t Americans comprehend Chinese names?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

As a sophisticated space genius and cosmopolitan citizen of the world yours truly understands Chinese names. But somehow there are many parochial citizens of the United States that simply cannot. For example, Mr. Dixie is…

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started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
What do you perverts think about Eileen Gu skiing for China in the Olympics?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

Does it both you that Miss Gu (谷爱凌 - Gǔ Àilíng) was born in San Francisco but then decided to ski on the Chinese team? Does that fill you with rage?

Before you answer, let me…

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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Mr. Skibum doth love Miss Greta, methinks
posted by
DoctorPhil.

Check out Mr. Skibum’s posts on this thread:

tuscl.net

The guy clearly has a rage boner for Miss Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. I guess that is okay since she’s 19. Not like his sick fascination…

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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (blooming onion edition)
posted by
DoctorPhil.

Have you people heard that Outback Steak House is limiting customers to 5 blooming onions? What the fuck?

This is America and if I want to have 6 blooming onions for dinner and take home…

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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Pop Quiz: Who wins this fight?
posted by
DoctorPhil.

You’re driving along and you see one guy driving a ‘77 AMC Hornet and another guy driving an ‘79 Mercury Bobcat. They get pissed off at each other and start driving dangerously, like they’re trying…

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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Mr. Skibum, riddle me this… (others should chime in with their answers too!)
posted by
DoctorPhil.

Why do you complain so much? I mean really, if America is becoming all sad and useless and liberal and shit, why do you give a fuck? I mean really, are you becoming some kind…

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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (part trois)
posted by
DoctorPhil.

I have an addendum to recent news that NASA has hired theologians to discuss the implications of alien contact. Specifically, a frightening story about a group of aliens that stopped off at a Wendy’s:

phantomsandmonsters.com

My theory:…