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FDA warning for Halloween

DoctorPhil.

Space geneious and inventer of the grunges

Black licorice tastes like shit.

Also, there is evidence that candy corn is mad from navel lint and ear wax harvested from Afghan refugees. Stay clear of that shit too.

Finally I’d like to share a disturbing Phil Phact(th). Mr. Dugan’s chocolate bars ain’t made of chocolate. He like to wrap his shit in Snickers wrappers and give them out for laughs. Kinda sick if you ask me.