FDA warning for Halloween
DoctorPhil.Space geneious and inventer of the grunges
Black licorice tastes like shit.
Also, there is evidence that candy corn is mad from navel lint and ear wax harvested from Afghan refugees. Stay clear of that shit too.
Finally I’d like to share a disturbing Phil Phact(th). Mr. Dugan’s chocolate bars ain’t made of chocolate. He like to wrap his shit in Snickers wrappers and give them out for laughs. Kinda sick if you ask me.
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But stay away from that Commie red licorice!!!!
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I like the caramel apple milky ways. Mexican candy...the mango chilie suckers.
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Yeah BLACKLICORICEMATTERS
I happen to like black licorice
Definitely avoiding candy corn
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When in doubt, hand out chocolate. And regular snack size, none of that "fun size" shit.
As a kid, Snickers, Reese's, Baby Ruth's, and Kit Kats ruled the roost.
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Why hate on black licorice? I guess guys don’t enjoy a long lean black rod tickling their tonsils…
Anyone check to see if candy corn comes out like real corn kernels?
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