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just imagine what TUSCL will be like after @mikey gets the psychiatric help he so desparately needs. there will be none of these feces obsessed weirdos that he posts as. his other crap characters like @rickthezoo wont be bothering us instead…
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if we needed more proof that @mikey aka @zipperhead aka @CaraLynn87 aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @san_jose_gay aka many other crap identities is simply obsessed with feces he delivered https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43603 he has already admitted twice that he created @zipperhead. clearly this is…
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i know you guys like that i am getting @mikey to admit that hes a "ghost writer" aka troll. if i can get him to go to trolls anonymous we will have the dawn of a troll free TUSCL your welcome
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@mikey portreys himself as a red-blooded american conservative male. but he actually looks like this https://thedailybale.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/telford6.jpg he has gained a lot of weight since that photo was taken because he lives on nothing but hohos and dingdongs and he never leaves…
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because i am a space geneious i was able to trick @mikey into admitting that he used to troll as @zipperhead. he even claims @zipperhead was his worst character he also admitted to being @slaux_pas. it is only a matter of…
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now that i have caused @mikey to admit that he is behind @zipperhead i thought i would share a fascinating story about my family. do you realize that my great grandpappy gave harlan sanderson his first pressure fryer? without my…
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https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43457#comment529003 now that @mikey has admitted that he used to post as @zipperhead. it is only a matter of time before he breaks down and admits to his other troll identities to all of the non-troll TUSCL posters your welcome
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shes clearly made some weird decisions www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ireland-baldwins-ex-girlfriend-dishes-6312655 maybe i should reach out to help her. ive always wondered if she was actually my daughter. i kept fucking kim after the three way prince and i had with kim. since i have god…
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since i am a space geneious i have been able to write code to detect code that also has applications simulating the inflation of flexible objects in space. you wouldnt think that these are the same problem but i now…
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i have only scratched the surface regarding my amazing life and my amazing family so now i am working on an article for all of you. your welcome
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how many of you want to subscribe. ive only scratched the surface of my fascinating life in the posts ive made here
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Prince was good people. i really miss him. that weird little efeminate guy got serious pussy. he was also generous. he encouraged the girl from the spangles that sang that maniac monday song to sleep with me. not a three…
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it was suggested that one of my ancestors had something to do with the bible. not true. the bible is bullshit. total falsehoods but orphius was one of my ancestors. and he was the son of apollo and calliope so i…
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now that my quick thinking to use my super accurate troll detection algorithm to simulate the inflation of the biglow module and solve the problems nasa was having the space station now has a bouncy castle attached to it. astronaut…
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i know you guys have lives that arent as amazing as my own so i like to share my triumphs. i dont think ive told you about the three way that warren zevant and i had with the i kissed…
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that @juicebox69 fellow has always irritated me but i think he has turned over a new leaf. you can tell that he has lived a life almost as interesting as mine @mikey aka @TheeOSU aka @CaraLynn87 aka a bunch of other…
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my troll detection algorithm was successfully modified to correct the porblems with the inflation of the space station inflatible habitat module www.cnet.com/news/international-space-stations-inflatable-room-successfully-installed/ now i will return to identifying all of the crap identities that @mikey uses. your welcome
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nasa will be reinflating the space station module today. they were grateful for all of my help. i am sorry for all of my misspellings in my last post. can you believe that i spelled kim bassetter as basinger? that…
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i know you guys have been counting on me to reveal all of the identities of the sick troll that has been plaguing the board. however, it turns out my troll detection algorithm is ideally suited to running simulations of…
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTKBXqQDsA i did not intend for that to happen. i was just trying to be a nice guy. forgive any misspellings today. i have been working almost 24 hours and it is about 3:30 in the morning here in houston. the…
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i have now used my master psychological understanding and abilities as a mathematical genious to deduce that we have a master troll that wears a man bun and only wears hemp clothing and plays the hacky sacky whenever he isnt…
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@mikey claims this is my car http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/xi0kRYltiADGHMXbFoVMbKcKQT4=/37x0:2957x1643/1310x737/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/45701904/694193.0.jpg well i have news for @mikey and all of his aliases. that is not my car but i did drive a weinermobile. but mine was painted purple in honor of my good buddy prince. driving…
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@rickthezoo aka @cashman1234 aka @zipperhead aka @4got2wipe ake a bunch of other crap characters is shitting up the board. that takes valuable space away from true stories about my times with kim bassetter, sally ryder, donald trump, and my time…
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i was a precocious kid. my pappy was telling me about jimmie hendrix and lemmy from his rockin vickars days so i had an idea so good i had to share it. my pappy called up his good buddy micky…
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