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112 posts by DoctorPhil.

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were you there?

were you there when my great grandpappy sold harlun sanders his first pressure fryer? i dont think so. were you there when my pappy sold jimmie hendrix his first guitar? i dont think so. were you there when i made prince his…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 2 19

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I was actually Trump's publicist in the 80s

those leftest soros cock-suckers think Trump was pretending to be his own publicist. stupid morons. i was actually Trump's publicist. but i hate the guy because he is such a phoney so i tried to sabotage him. i even told…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 2 19

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have any of you lived my amazing life?

i don't think so. i gave prince his first assless purple suit. i bet none of you did that. i have talked to real expert scientists about the sexy thong babes on venus that live amongst the dinosaurs. i even…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 1 10

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strippers and their laughable taste

why do strippers think they have a refined pallate when it comes to expensive, high-end alcohol? has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" from rap videos. here is an example, I order a…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 2 15

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my amazing life

i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless brown suit instead of an assless purple suit. i bet…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 1 7

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You people can't handle the truth

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a guitar rather than a ukelele. my family really has had…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 1 7

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happy true story

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped in the johnbenet ramsay case. the good news is that…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 2 1

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true story

do you know why jimmie hendrix fist started playing guitar? my dad ran a pawn shop In seattle where hendrix was when he was just a kid. there was a tv ad that shows hendrix considering a accordion but that's…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 1 5

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always remember your condoms

you seasoned clubbers know what I'm talking about. you are sitting there with a raging hard-on and neither of you has a condom. she has brought you close a few times but she just didn't have the skills to finish…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 1 9

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true story

do you know why prince wore purple? i met prince when he was just starting out and he said he needed a fancy new outfit for a gig. i worked in a second hand store in downtown minneapolis and the…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 9

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it is hard getting old

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up to…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 2 11

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OT @the ex-mrs. mail order bride san_jose_guy

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where he…

DoctorPhil.10 yrs ago 1 7
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