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The future of the rick animals
Some of you perverts know that I believe that the at least some of the rick animals can be traced to dugan himself. Think about it. The rick animals have two primary effects, both of which are things dugan LOVES!
First,…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(viking2012)
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Strippers of tuscl we need more data
there was a recent allegation that stripper nicespice is behind the infamous rick animals. being the incredibly generous individual that i am i offered to settle the manner using advanced machine learning
alas there is insufficient data available for training so…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jackslash)
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Sexiest. Overbite. Ever.
as a space geneious it is my duty to inform u non phil pholks of important trends and even to begin trends in a wise manner. sometimes it goes wrong. for example my pappy started the trend of everybody wearing…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(twentyfive)
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I have now figured out why mr skibum is so out of his mind
mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957
that is why he has such a warped perspective. he came of age during the 1970s…
11 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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Which tuscl poster jacks off while giving to homeless folks?
im pretty sure this guy is a regular tuscl poster
https://www.efukt.com/20526_Charity_Makes_His_Dick_Hard.html
my psychological geneiousness says that this is unacceptable behaviour
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Cashman1234)
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Strange things u wanted when u were young
share strange but non sexual things u wanted as a youth
when i was young i wanted to grow up to be a bird. one day i woke up covered in red spots. i thought these might be feather follicles and…
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Have any of u been visited by a female sex demon?
as the resident geneious of tuscl it is important for me to offer psychological help to the more disturbed members of this board. i received a disturbing pm from a particularly disturbed poster that i would like to share:
As I…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(viking2012)
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Discussing politics in the front room makes baby Jesus cry
why o why do some of u insist on bringing ur political views into the front room? dont u know that politics belongs in the politics room?
i have been told by a respected evangaline theologian that discussing politics in…
7 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Dave_Anderson)
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life coach services available
it has become clear to me that many of u, like theosu and mr scrub, are in dire need of life coaching. therefore i am offering my space geneious life coaching services
think of how much the world changed for the…
13 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(EastCoaster)
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phil cures the coronavirus. your welcome
u must alll be very interested in why i spent so much time away from tuscl. aside from my normal space geneious indeavors i was helping all mankind
my old friend kaitlyn kariko was working at this german pharma company and…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(shailynn)
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a sick monkey pretending to be me is talking about fucking corpses
be warned. there is a man pretending to be me, a space geneious, that is telling stupid stories about fucking corpses. he wants to smear my good name as the smartest person on this site, former lover of kim bassetter,…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(vincemichaels)
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sorry guys i dropped the ball
it isnt easy being a space geneious. noaa asked me to try to ameliorate damage from matthew with my space geneious weather modification device, which i did. your welcome if your in florida or geogia or the carolinas believe me…
2 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(4got2wipe)

