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as a space geneious it is my duty to inform u non phil pholks of important trends and even to begin trends in a wise manner. sometimes it goes wrong. for example my pappy started the trend of everybody wearing…
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mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957 that is why he has such a warped perspective. he came of age during the 1970s…
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im pretty sure this guy is a regular tuscl poster https://www.efukt.com/20526_Charity_Makes_His_Dick_Hard.html my psychological geneiousness says that this is unacceptable behaviour
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share strange but non sexual things u wanted as a youth when i was young i wanted to grow up to be a bird. one day i woke up covered in red spots. i thought these might be feather follicles and…
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as the resident geneious of tuscl it is important for me to offer psychological help to the more disturbed members of this board. i received a disturbing pm from a particularly disturbed poster that i would like to share: As I…
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why o why do some of u insist on bringing ur political views into the front room? dont u know that politics belongs in the politics room? i have been told by a respected evangaline theologian that discussing politics in…
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it has become clear to me that many of u, like theosu and mr scrub, are in dire need of life coaching. therefore i am offering my space geneious life coaching services think of how much the world changed for the…
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u must alll be very interested in why i spent so much time away from tuscl. aside from my normal space geneious indeavors i was helping all mankind my old friend kaitlyn kariko was working at this german pharma company and…
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be warned. there is a man pretending to be me, a space geneious, that is telling stupid stories about fucking corpses. he wants to smear my good name as the smartest person on this site, former lover of kim bassetter,…
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it isnt easy being a space geneious. noaa asked me to try to ameliorate damage from matthew with my space geneious weather modification device, which i did. your welcome if your in florida or geogia or the carolinas believe me…
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rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes i am even better than rasputman with the laser…
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just finished the first test of my space geneious weather modification machine. nasa asked me to get one working this hurricane season. a rush job to combat global warming. i was able to reduce hermine from category 4 to category…
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occums razor is insufficient for catching triple bluff trolls triple bluff trolls like @mikey work tirelessly to create a pseudocredible backstory for their troll identities. they have their troll identities argue with each other. occums razor will not detect that. my…
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he has created the @zipperhead crap alias to harrass me and i wouldnt be surprised if he is creating other aliases to harrass others. in fact i suspect @san_jose_gay is also an @mikey alias. i will have to deplay my…
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as a world renoun space geneious the chinese space agency recently asked for a consultation from yours truely. now i have good memories of watching the sally ryder lez out while i watch and shotgun pabs blue ribbon so i…
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as a space geneious my consulting services are both world renouned and much sought after. so i have been spending my time trying to help the brazil people run the olympics. they were all fucked up until i arrived to…
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back when i was a student. even then i was a space geneious and my professors knew it
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nude photos of kim bassetter from when she was super hot dont worry, there will be no prince or phil dong in the photos. the mere glimpse of phil dong will turn a straight man gay unless he is a superman…
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i am truely touched by the outpouring of support for my continued participation in the board. admittedly i only received a few actualy replies and they were coded https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44018 but believe me once you use my space geneious algorithm to…
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i know that all of you want to thank me for my super space geneious contributions to this board. i also know that most of are you intimidated by my successful and amazing life. so i thought i would break…
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have you fellows ever been at a silent auction for charity with lots of incredible art and they have one of andy wormans wigs and you want it but the sultan of brunea comes in an he outbids you? well im…
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i sold eddie veddic his first flannel shirt. i told him "kid, you got to sing like you got marbles in your mouth" and he said phil your a geneious. so i decided to give him a second flannel shirt…
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i really helped him out after his crazy breakdown on the 2 1/2 men. he called me up and said "phil ive got the tiger blood" and i said "charlie my friend youve got the goos that lays the gold…
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@Hugh_G._Rection aka @mikey has now admitted that he is @4got2wipe https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43637#comment531513 since @mikey has admitted twice that he is @zipperhead that means that we now have proof that @mikey posts as @zipperhead, @Hugh_G._Rection, and @4got2wipe. of course i knew all of this…
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@Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @CaraLynn87 aka @mikeya02 accused me of having an axe to grind https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43634#comment531318 well i do have an agenda. my agenda is being a good citizen and helping @mikey aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @zipperhead aka many other crap…
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